DISCLAIMER: This is not meant to offend, only in good fun. All credit goes to Ongaku Oniko when you guys play this at Carnegie Hall

I just came up with an awesome composition, which will help break the shackles of music: I call it Shackles.
It is a mini-musical play with an orchestra, a piano and a singer.
There are 3 parts, Intro, Resistance, Rebellion
Intro: 2:00mins
Entire orchestra 0:00 - 1:30:
play C (any C, as long as it's a C, for any amount of length, any dynamic, any rhythm)
No other notes can be played, and no pauses.
1:31-1:40:
no sounds
1:41-1:50:
singer sings (Completely in C, without changing tones) "Why do we have to play in C"
1:51-1:59:
No sounds except for the entire orchestra stomping their feet in excitment, some members going "ooh" in surprise
2:00:
some members (whoever wants to) plays a G, as if it was a mistake
Resistance:
0:00-0:15:
silence
0:16-0:45:
Singer singers "G?" (In G, any rhythm, length of time, dynamics), and each tie the singer stops, the orchestra plays a sudden C, then silence for 1 second
0:46-1:00:
The pianist timidly plays the chromatic scale softly
Rebellion:
0:00-1:30:
Extremely fast and furious playing, any note, any rhythm, any length of time but each memer must have played every single note at least once. Singer sings as loud as possible.
1:31-1:35:
silence
1:36-1:40:
sudden laughter by the whole orchestra
1:41-1:54:
The concertmaster takes his violin slowly walks towards the piano, everyone else watches in silence
1:55-1:56:
pause
1:57-2:00:
The concertmaster suddenly smashes his violin as hard as he can on the piano, everyone cheers until 2:00, sudden stop.
I'm totally more creative than John Cage, IMO