Oh dear me! Must we have the proverbial stick up our asses about such things? I imagine that many of we fagboibottoms would enjoy that! So the OP is a little daft, what's it to you?
The fact of the matter is if the span is too great, you simply can't do it... If you have some other issues we can sort them out on a case by case basis....
BTW one of the most wierdly handed people I've ever heard of is Afrikaan for what it's worth.