Are you freaking kidding me?!?!?! If someone did that to me, I would counter sue them, their family, and friends for all of their possessions for wasting my time. If that girl went to jail, her life would be over; no playing piano for seven years?
Tie her to a chair all day every day and force her to listen to my Bach.
But seriously, it can't be that bad...
Fine then I'll make her listen to late Scriabin for the rest of her life. That'll DEFINITELY make her go crazy. I would say Rachmaninoff, but you can NEVER get enough of Rachmaninoff! That would be like heaven!I also heard of a lawsuit where person A killed person B with his car. Person B was crossing the street or something and person A ran her over. Person A sued person B's family for the damage done to his car.
Too much Bach
Surely there's no such thing.
There's no such thing as too much Scriabin, Rachmaninoff, or Carl Vine!
Ah, the difference between Europe and the US in a nutshell.
Too much Bach and Hanon will shorten my life, for sure!!!
Jeez, if you don't want to bother the neighbors, just play some Rachmaninoff or Scriabin!