Pervert!

[49410enrique]

so i think this could be lots of fun. a place for all those happy little accidents of 'typing' that we come across in our browsing of the forum.

quotes of member posts taken out of context (but directly quoted, no modifications to the original text) that sound pervy, dirty....

[49410enrique]

Quote from: ajspiano on Today at 05:13:39 PM

...its just the one that was accessible last night...

[ajspiano]

I found this pretty hilarious..   maybe its too much for this forum though, I'll edit it out if anyone would like..

what I actually printed and meant was the Kuntz pdf linked by ajspiano

[perprocrastinate]

I found this pretty hilarious..   maybe its too much for this forum though, I'll edit it out if anyone would like..

I had to read that three times to get it. Out loud.

[outin]

I found this pretty hilarious..   maybe its too much for this forum though, I'll edit it out if anyone would like..

Oh dear... and I thought you were just obsessed with spelling the names of some obscure compsers correctly, took me a while too     

[costicina]

  This thread is going to be great fun...

[49410enrique]

I badly need it... and with wine is still worse...not to mention sex...

[costicina]

OMG!!! 

[lloyd_cdb]

i love japan and that site, i always find the coolest stuf... click on their affiliate 'adult' site

[49410enrique]

oh man i sound like such a deviant!

[lloyd_cdb]

Over the years I've learned that don't ask, don't tell means a lot more.

I would not want "to be one" with a tiger.

^ I'm pretty sure this last one is actually IN context  

[lloyd_cdb]

I found this pretty hilarious..   maybe its too much for this forum though, I'll edit it out if anyone would like..

Along those same lines...

soo freaking hard!

 I did them all no problem!

i touch myself.

[Bob]

^ I'm pretty sure this last one is actually IN context 

I don't know.  That was about the nut who jumped into a tiger enclosure "to be one" with the tiger. 


You should put a link to original so we can see what they were actually talking about.

[49410enrique]

I don't know.  That was about the nut who jumped into a tiger enclosure "to be one" with the tiger. 


You should put a link to original so we can see what they were actually talking about.

Bob says:


bonus points for turabian style (this is a music place after all. none of those silly mla or apa shinanigans)

[outin]

You should put a link to original so we can see what they were actually talking about.

Wouldn't that kind of ruin the whole idea??

[costicina]

IMO Outin is right... The original tex doesn't matter

[49410enrique]

... I would go for sex.

[sarah_16]

 

[unholeee]

Quote from: 49410enrique on October 05, 2012, 12:52:57 AM
i love japan and that site, i always find the coolest stuf... click on their affiliate 'adult' site

AHAHA

[Bob]

Wouldn't that kind of ruin the whole idea??

Duh on me. I see people are quoting now and that includes a link.  Duh.



How about the "Go down" button on the top of every page?  I guess there's a "Go up" button too.

I think I just made another one there.

[chopin2015]

A man just wants to ejaculate. 

Hahahah, no sense fighting the logic.

[rachmaninoff_forever]

Hey what the heck?!?!?!?!  I never said that!

Or maybe...

Just maybe...


I'm developing another personality like J_Menz and ajspiano!!!

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[unholeee]

best part is using the earphones. Not only do they cancel out the distracting noises but they spare others from listening to me screwing

[outin]

Someone has been kidding himself wearing those earphones LOL 

[unholeee]

I've been feeling a peculiar itch

[chopin2015]

I am really disappointed no one has made me out to be a pervert on here yet.

[49410enrique]

I am really disappointed no one has made me out to be a pervert on here yet.

give it time. i am sure your true she-perv will shine through!


oh btw

...give me an hour with Valentina Lisitsa...

[ajspiano]

...give me an hour with Valentina Lisitsa...

That seems a little optimistic..  isnt rach only 17?

[outin]

That seems a little optimistic..  isnt rach only 17?

To his credit I must say that he later settled to half an hour 

[rachmaninoff_forever]

That seems a little optimistic..  isnt rach only 17?

That's 17 and FOUR MONTHS years old mister!

[ajspiano]

and FOUR MONTHS

That's what made the difference for me too.

[49410enrique]

... I just want to get rough...

[pianoplunker]

so i think this could be lots of fun. a place for all those happy little accidents

 That is perverted for sure.  If anyone ever hears someone saying this out loud, just call the police right away. One person's "happy little accident"  could be another person's trauma.

[chopin2015]

whoops, I must have been sleep-talking

[rachmaninoff_forever]

I'm surprised nobody got me for my 'so you kiss your sister on the lips?'

[Bob]

Lots of material here...
https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?topic=47877.0

I'm glad I ate before watching that.  Blech.  Interesting, but blech. 
Looked like some weird alien creature. 

I didn't those side bones or whatever that is press in like that. 

Not quite what I pictured.

hmm, i look at stuff like that all the time...

...so apologies i sincerely didn't think it was gross at all, just super interesting, especially since seeing them move in real time is fascinating

What are those little arm things on the side?

And what's the big flat part in front?

Interestingly... ...the closer the view... ....the more you have to pay. 

There are probably more.  This is becoming too much work for the topic. 

[Bob]

It's making me burny  .

No comment.

[49410enrique]

No comment.

that's okay. here's a comment

...He absolutely ruined me today and I better still sleep tonight!

[chopin2015]

hahahahaha!! oh my goodness!!

[Bob]

*Bob hides out before Hurricane m1469 hits.*  

I found another one yesterday but I'm not posting it.






Oh look!  A wasp's nest.  *Bob pokes at it with a stick.*  Hey, this is fun!  Tap, tap, tap.  What could go wrong?     Yeah, yeah.  More there too.

[unholeee]

I'm very trustworthy in the winter and mildly trustworthy until JUne, when I go completely naked.

[49410enrique]

...from my romp...

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=romp

[Bob]

We should have a group session...

This is not a good thread to start with.  It colors everything else you read just after that.

[rachmaninoff_forever]

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=romp

ahhaahahahahhahahaahhaha lol!

[49410enrique]

ahhaahahahahhahahaahhaha lol!

i think you're on a roll, way to go!

...put them between your legs or sit on them.  Keep moving them.

 

[Bob]

"Man needs  entertainment simply to hide his madness. If he was perfectly sane, he would not need entertainment. He could  just sit  and watch his bamboo grow. He does not really need entertainment."
~Sadhguru Jaggi Vasudev

  No comment.

[outin]

  I tried lubricating the one I have and it freaking backfired!!!  Now it's extra slow and sticky .

[49410enrique]

@chopin2015: ..., be prepared for lots of fingering

[vsrinivasa]

Haha, I remember posting that. I didn't think about how it would look out of context though...

[vsrinivasa]

I think austinarg was going to post this, but I got here first:

You need to concentrate on your lips, using too much tonque is not what will get you there...keep practicing!