I'm holding someone hostage

[rachmaninoff_forever]

Where the heck can I find the original violin piano version of this?!  And I know one of you guys have it... 467239469273697134673296423695326376523976Enrique, I know you have it!  So freaking tell me where it is!

Or else...

Or else I'll...

Or else I'll...

I'll...

I'll go to Chopin3578672786's house and...

And...  

And...  I'll steal her favorite shirt, and then sell it back to her...  JUST TO STEAL IT AGAIN!

Yeah, that's right!  I'm gonna go to Chopin36567862678's house and steal her favorite shirt!  And when I steal her favorite shirt, she's gonna feel salty so I'm gonna sell it back to her...  Just to steal it again!

Got that kids?!  I have someone hostage so you better give me what I want!

And to even make it worse, the next time she goes shopping, I'm gonna steal everything from her shopping cart and buy it myself!  So she'll have to get another cart and go look for the stuff all over again!

[j_menz]

Attached. If you mispronounce Ralph any time in your life, you owe me $25.

[49410enrique]

i'm glad you have this now. i would hate for you to have had a run in with ' sorta pidey' (he understands that with great power comes great responsibility).


 man if you'd taken her stuff, you would have been in a world of trouble!

[zezhyrule]

Wouldn't you feel salty if you held someone hostage, though? This world can't handle too much saltiness!

[chopin2015]

Seriously glad you didn't have to steal my favorite shirt (it has a amplifier combo on it and says "this year goes to eleven") irreplaceable.

[49410enrique]

Seriously glad you didn't have to steal my favorite shirt (it has a amplifier combo on it and says "this year goes to eleven") irreplaceable.

i would like a shirt that says this on it
https://9gag.com/gag/5673861

then i could be snarky in my reply to any threats of it being stolen.

[chopin2015]

haha, but seriously. My favorite shirt is a total guy magnet. Not really.