This sounds like phone sex...
Nothing much really, just got into bed
I thought the thread name was a joke as a preface to something else.
A condom.
I remember over the summer when I mauled my pinky with a knife, my mother told me to put a condom over it.
..strike 2 on things your mother says that concern me.
Some pinky you must have....
Why? Presumably it was to keep it dry when showering and so is perfectly good advice (I've heard the same from doctors and nurses).
..maybe my own upbringing was of concern.. when I was 17, I wouldnt have wanted my mother to know I had condoms available at home for myself, nor would I have wanted to know that she did.
You could have both pretended you needed to go to the shop to get some.
*Bob is wondering why everyone's dressed up in performance wear.*