Maybe it's moving really fast. Hidden behind the Sun. It's a fast, rogue planet... destined... on a collision course with Planet Earth. And... You don't feel the Sun pulling on you, do you? The Sun is way bigger than a planet, so... yep. Rogue planet. You could probably go stare at the Sun for a while if you want to be the first to see the rogue planet when it becomes visible.
Planets aren't stationary.And if a planet can't be found by NASA, then how the heck did some conspiracy theorist nutjobs find out about it?But lets say that there is such a planet. You still haven't explained how it's supposed to go from "behind" Jupiter to Earth in just three days. The whole thing just doesn't make any sense at all. I could go on and on about why it just... Oh my god dude... What the heck?! The physics of it just makes no sense! False authority fallacy? For some time I actually wanted to be a physicist when I grew up. ANYWAYS...I know what you're talking about. Apparently there's this planet with a highly eliptical orbit of 3600 years called "Niburu", and it hosts an alien race which actually aren't aliens because the engineered us, and they're going to fly by and turn us into slaves... Combined with Nimburu colliding with us... Combine with the entire Earth flipping over 180 degrees... Combined with all the planets in the solar system aligning with the sun and the dark rift in the center of the galaxy destroying the Earth... Combined with solar flares burning the Earth to a crisp.
2 days....*Bob realizes he forgot to stock up on food so he just tips wheel barrels of food into the mineshaft.*
I've seen models. Jupiter and the Sun are pretty big. *Bob holds his hands up to show the size of these bodies.*The rogue planet could be travelling really fast. And then it will slow down immensely due to the Earth's gravitation field and draw out the the impact in slow motion. Perhaps the Sun's polar shift will be the deciding factor? Yes. Yes, I think the Sun's shifting poles will slow down the rogue planet's gigantic velocity. It's very advanced physics. We can't comprehend it. But the Mayans could be they were an ancient mysterious civilization. Ancient civilizations know many things that we don't. Because we have science blinding us. I see you're agreeing with me now. Finally coming around to... the Truth.Maybe it's Niburu. Maybe not. We could always save that for later if it's not. I'd watch out for the worms on that planet too.
You're joking... Right?
You really can't argue with this kind of logic.
I mean about yourselves and others! And respect and love!!
One person comes to mind...
http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/city.html?n=274Already Friday on Christmas Island. http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/Of course that's only the website. Obviously they don't exist anymore. It's starting....
And... Someone here had an upset stomach recently... Things break up in space. Some piece lag behind like a tail. Other pieces would travel farther ahead. It's possible some of those space worms made it to Earth before the actual planet. And somehow they avoided burning up in the atmosphere.... They're probably pretty hardy if they're space worms.So if you've got an upset stomach in the past... I'd say, month.... and esp. during the next two days... You probably have space worms. You really can't argue with this kind of logic.
That was me. Anyway, I'm feeling much better now. Doctor said it was a local stomach flu.
Of course. They're in on it too. They're not going to tell you you've got space worms. Have you ever heard of anyone having space worms? That's proof.*Bob eats Chinese and continues to wait for the end of the world.* I'm expecting at a least an earthquake or something. *Bob nudges chair across the room with the long stick.* What was that? Did you hear you that?
Local News has published a survival guide. You may find this helpful:http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-12-21/lavergne-apocalypse-survival-guide/4436484Personally, I'm going for cruel feudal overlord whatever!
Are any other non-conspiracy theorists going to be slightly disappoint if absolutely nothing happens? I mean... maybe just a couple small earthquakes, or a super bright meteor. At least something to clog up the facebook news feed for a while. (so I get to make fun of people)
Still here. If it hasn't happened today, it must be tomorrow/Friday.
You know most of the animals over here are poisonous or will eat you too!!! If they are not poisonous they shoot bees out of their mouth which ARE poisonous!
Funny thing happened today! I woke up, and I think the world is still here! Unless it's some sort of evil hallucination made to trick all of mankind!Cutting to the chase... I wonder how all those fools are feeling today...
Countdown 'til the end of the world (Read 13246 times)
