Lang Lang. He is unattractive and his playing is mediocre.
I actually like Lang Lang though.He does a pretty kick ass Appassionata.
I don't like his Appassionata. Lisitsa plays it pretty well. I just don't like Lang Lang's piano playing/interpretation. Although there was a Youtube video of Lang Lang playing Chopin Op. 10/5 using an orange.
Here is the video of Lang Lang playing Chopin with an orange. It doesn't sound very good though.
Also I think it would be unfair to bring up the old ones because well... yeah. I mean Mitsuko Uchida was beautiful as a young woman but obviously she is now a senior citizen, you can't really fight the ravages of age no matter the level of your inherent beauty.
Don't you dare post a picture of Valentina Lisitsa or else I'm going to find where you live and burn down your house! Then I'll make you buy another one, just so I can decorate it with pictures of Valentina Lisitsa, and make you go crazy so you'll burn down your second house! Then I'll make you buy another house, just so I can burn it down again!
I'm surprised nobody has brought up Evgeny Kissin though. Don't even bother denying it.