Was Bach a Viking?

[Bob]

A rare asian unicorn passes through the forum...

[birba]

It looks like a bicorn to me.

[lostinidlewonder]

Looks like a Saola to me

[p2u_]

Looks like a Saola to me

To me too, especially since the address of the image is:
materialisticboy.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/saola1.jpg?w=500

Paul

[Bob]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saola

AKA, Asian unicorn.


Vu Quang oxen rule...

[birba]

I wonder why they it a unicorn.

[j_menz]

I wonder why they it a unicorn.

I apparently has a gentle nature and is virtually impossible to catch sight of in the wild.  I suspect someone didn't quite get the uni-corn thing when they came up with the name.

[j_menz]

OK, I'll bite. How and why does this thread keep moving? 

And no, no scotch on the cornflakes today.

[birba]

Right, of course!
But what does this have to do with "repertoire"?! 

[p2u_]

OK, I'll bite. How and why does this thread keep moving?  

But what does this have to do with "repertoire"?!

This species CANNOT live in captivity...

Paul

[Bob]

Shh... You'll frighten it.

[birba]

Of course!
this thread doesn't belong in "repertoire", it beongs in "instruments"...

[p2u_]

Of course!
this thread doesn't belong in "repertoire", it belongs in "instruments"...

I'm afraid the animal's rather small incisors are no match for all that wood and metal here. I suggest scaring it off to yet another section of the forum.  
P.S.: On the other hand, since it has a browsing diet, it should be free to browse whatever forum section it likes, no?  

Paul

[Bob]

*eating manuscript paper*

Oops.  Hmm.  Haha.  Still an ok picture....  It appears to be a male asian unicorn. 

[chopin2015]

I bet it tastes good...

 

[j_menz]

I bet it tastes good...

 

It's one of the worlds most critically endangered species.   For an animal this size, that's usually a sign they're yummy.

You rot in hell for testing that theory, of course.

[chopin2015]

Haha, i feel bad when i eat dear, but i just cant help it...if u were starving in the forest, and u saw it, would u try to eat it or pass?

[Bob]

I thought he meant the manuscript paper.

[Bob]

*hiding in the grassland*

[j_menz]

No wonder he looks nervous. If you "poll" a unicorn, it's nothing special.

[Bob]

Uh oh...

[p2u_]

airasia.com/travel3sixty/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/4311.jpg

Uh oh...

  Time to try on one of those carnivore injury resistant jackets...

Paul

[j_menz]

Name changes, locatuion changes. This little beast is hard to track down. I'm a gonna need special equipment:

[Bob]

That's not an Asian unicorn....

[lostinidlewonder]

You should call this the multiple personality thread since the title keeps changing. Bob is bored no?

[Bob]

It's back!




I thought it would be interesting to release a rare Asian unicorn in the forum.   (As opposed to the common, everyday Asian unicorn.)

[p2u_]

worldzootoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/ALeqM5hn9YSGov2rNROrvhox4lbQGja8YA.jpg

That's not an Asian unicorn....

That seems to be a Chinese pangolin, unfortunately on the brink of extinction...

Paul

[dcstudio]

That seems to be a Chinese pangolin, unfortunately on the brink of extinction...

Paul

maybe we could write a song? like you know like a WE ARE THE WORLD type thing    what rhymes with pangolin? 

[Bob]

Hmmm.  *Bob does not remember moving the topic back here.*

[Bob]

Also not an Asian unicorn....

[dcstudio]

ahhhh We Are the World of Warcraft...nice Bob  

[p2u_]

maybe we could write a song? like you know like a WE ARE THE WORLD type thing    what rhymes with pangolin?

Unfortunately, only near-rhyme words are possible.

P.S.: Do you remember the "Elephant song" by Kamahl?

The pangolin fits into the melody:

Tell me said the pangolin
Tell me brothers if you can
Why all the world is full of creatures
Yet we grow in fear of man... etc.

Paul

[dcstudio]

Unfortunately, only near-rhyme words are possible.

P.S.: Do you remember the "Elephant song" by Kamahl?

The pangolin fits into the melody:

Tell me said the pangolin
Tell me brothers if you can
Why all the world is full of creatures
Yet we grow in fear of man... etc.


Paul

"You are old Papa Pangolin," the young man said, "and your hair is exceedingly white
and yet you incessantly stand on your head--
at your age do you think this is right?"

"In my youth" said the Pangolin beast to his son 
"I feared it might injure the brain,
but now that I'am perfectly sure I have none why I do it again and again...


I am thinking a Andrew Lloyd Webber type number...

[Bob]

It's not an Asian unicorn and it's not Bach but it does come up from a Google image search of "Asian unicorn Bach."

[Bob]

It's back!

No, no...




It's Bach!

[p2u_]

Was Bach a Viking?

Nope. He was black.



Paul