Make a Wish..... if you dare!

[lostinidlewonder]

I wish that America was no longer attacking the world with their false wars!

*The genie clasps his hands together granting the wish.

"It shall no longer be a false war but the truth just like they say."

[lostinidlewonder]

*An evil presence that lurks here starts to materialise once more*



Something is different it seems there are more genies which have possessed people's accounts here, show yourselves! Who dares make a wish now that there are a few more genies about!! NOT ME, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

[pencilart3]

I wish I could play Frederic Chopin's B Flat Minor Prelude perfectly every time.

[perfect_pitch]

My gosh - I forgot all about this thread... This was most entertaining back in the day.

I wish I could go back in time to May 16th, 2013 and start a thread entitled 'Last post wins'.

 

[dcstudio]

* The genie grunts in laughter.

"So you want to be with Val instead? Certainly."

* rachmaninoff_forever is relieved he has his old body back. He suddenly vanishes and appears in bed in the arms of Val Kilmer.

so are we talking Val Kilmer now--or when he did the Doors...

actually either way... yuk.

[lostinidlewonder]

I wish I could play Frederic Chopin's B Flat Minor Prelude perfectly every time.

*The genie laughs at such a pathetic request. A strange feeling overwhelms pencilart3, he is compelled to sit at his piano. He puts his hands on the keyboard and tries to play but nothing special comes out of his fingers,

"What the hell where is my wish!! " the puny mortal cries out.

The genie hands pencilart3 a mad dog frothing from its mouth with rabies and instructs him he can use only dogs with rabies to perform the prelude perfectly. Pencilart3 tries and amazing he can use the dog to play the piece perfectly!!! It's hard work though and requires many rabies shots throughout his life, eventually pencilart3 succumbs to rabies.

[lostinidlewonder]

I wish I could go back in time to May 16th, 2013 and start a thread entitled 'Last post wins'.

*PP suddenly goes back in time. He feels intense pain as his entire body is suddenly coved with microscopic tattoos with the words "Last Post Wins". The genie picks pp up and shoves him into a spinning wheel. PP gets very dizzy as the genie starts a long thin drawn out thread made out of lovely human skin.

[perfect_pitch]

*The genie laughs at such a pathetic request. A strange feeling overwhelms pencilart3, he is compelled to sit at his piano. He puts his hands on the keyboard and tries to play but nothing special comes out of his fingers,

"What the hell where is my wish!! " the puny mortal cries out.

The genie hands pencilart3 a mad dog frothing from its mouth with rabies and instructs him he can use only dogs with rabies to perform the prelude perfectly. Pencilart3 tries and amazing he can use the dog to play the piece perfectly!!! It's hard work though and requires many rabies shots throughout his life, eventually pencilart3 succumbs to rabies.

I somehow suspect you've lost your creativity for posting these...

Nice try though.