Make a Wish..... if you dare!

[lostinidlewonder]

BUT BE WARNED!

This genie is evil.

[perfect_pitch]

I WISH I COULD CONTROL TIME!!!!!    

BUGGER THE GENIE... COULDN'T CARE!!!   TIME-TRAVELLING, HERE I COME!

[pianoplayjl]

I wish that I could fly.

[lostinidlewonder]

I WISH I COULD CONTROL TIME!!!!!    

*The genie grins as he grants your wish.

" I give you the power of time control, but you can only go forward in time by one millionth of a microsecond."

I wish that I could fly.

*The genie clasps his hands together.

"You fool now you will feel my wrath! You may fly."

*pianoplayjl gets teleported 30,000 feet above the earth and then is left to fly free fall. He first shouts "weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" but then starts to scream in terror as he comes closer to the ground and..... splat!

[rachmaninoff_forever]

I wish to be with Valentina Lisitsa.

[lostinidlewonder]

I wish to be with Valentina Lisitsa.

*The genie raises an eyebrow

"So you have some interest in this creature? So be it!"

*rachmaninoff_forever's head vanishes from his body and replaces Valentina's. She is in a middle of a concert and stuffs up all the music. rachmaninoff_forever runs off the stage crying, but quickly realizes that he might want some time with himself.

[rachmaninoff_forever]

*The genie raises an eyebrow

"So you have some interest in this creature? So be it!"

*rachmaninoff_forever's head vanishes from his body and replaces Valentina's. She is in a middle of a concert and stuffs up all the music. rachmaninoff_forever runs off the stage crying, but quickly realizes that he might want some time with himself.

Hey tha didn't answer my freaking wish!

I said be WITH Val, not BE her!

I want my freaking refund!

[lostinidlewonder]

* The genie grunts in laughter.

"So you want to be with Val instead? Certainly."

* rachmaninoff_forever is relieved he has his old body back. He suddenly vanishes and appears in bed in the arms of Val Kilmer.

[rachmaninoff_forever]

* The genie grunts in laughter.

"So you want to be with Val instead? Certainly."

* rachmaninoff_forever is relieved he has his old body back. He suddenly vanishes and appears in bed in the arms of Val Kilmer.

I wish to be with Valentina Lisitsa.

You're really inconsistent Mr. Genie.  Who the heck gave you your freaking license?!

[lostinidlewonder]

* The genie grimaces at your insolence.

" I got it from out of a genie cornflakes box. "

[perfect_pitch]

I wish I had a million wishes...   

I figure that no matter how screwed up he interprets them - chances are I'll get one of them just the way I want it.   

All though, it does say a lot about how much free time lostinidlewonder has answering all these posts - not that we mind.     

[lostinidlewonder]

I wish I had a million wishes...    

* The evil genie is not amused.

"You may have one million wishes you fooled foolish foolish fool."

* Perfect_pitch drowns in one million Christmas wish cards children from all over the world posted to Santa.

[outin]

I wish I had a really large hand span!

[j_menz]

I wish the genie a happy lunar new year.

[perfect_pitch]

* The evil genie is not amused.

"You may have one million wishes you fooled foolish foolish fool."

* Perfect_pitch drowns in one million Christmas wish cards children from all over the world posted to Santa.

Not bad... good way of squirming out of that wish... very clever.

I wish I could be a genie...   



(I'm going to see how pissed off the genie gets    )

[lostinidlewonder]

I wish I had a really large hand span!

* The Genie clicks his fingers instantly granting outin a wish. Outin falls to the floor as the humongous hands are too heavy to physically hold up.

I wish the genie a happy lunar new year.

* The Genie accepts j_menz hóngbāo (red envelope) and inside his all of his belongings and savings.

"It's not that a genie like myself needs such mortal belongings but at least you have nothing now."

I wish I could be a genie...

* The Genie laughs loudly as perfect_pitch is surrounded by a swirling thick black cloud.

"Puny mortal! Enjoy eternity as a Genie. I hope you find a good master!"

* The cloud vanishes and only a bottle remains, trapped inside perfect_pitch makes the best of it and fluffs up some pillows and gets comfortable. The genie picks up the bottle and effortless throws it into Space. Perfect_Pitch starts to get bored as the bottle leaves the solar system.

[perfect_pitch]

* The cloud vanishes and only a bottle remains, trapped inside perfect_pitch makes the best of it and fluffs up some pillows and gets comfortable. The genie picks up the bottle and effortless throws it into Space. Perfect_Pitch starts to get bored as the bottle leaves the solar system.

LUCKILY... A UFO rubs it, gets 2 wishes and sets him free with the 3rd wish.

I WISH for world peace!

[tchristec]

I wish for you not to grant me this wish.

OH DANG!!! WHO YOU GONNA CALL?

[lostinidlewonder]

I WISH for world peace!

* The genie yawns as he grants your wish.

"May the World rest in peace."

*Everyone on earth dies instantly.

I wish for you not to grant me this wish.

* The genie glows brightly

"I shall grant you this wish to not have your wish granted by granting you a wish, since if I do not grant you your wish you get what you have wished for which is not what you wished. The wish will involve you dying.... horribly!"

*tchristec crumbles to the floor and dies horribly.

[lostinidlewonder]

LUCKILY... A UFO rubs it, gets 2 wishes and sets him free with the 3rd wish.

If you are set free you no longer have genie powers though. Yeah it's a rule it is!

[tchristec]

"I shall grant you this wish to not have your wish granted by granting you a wish, since if I do not grant you your wish you get what you have wished for which is not what you wished. The wish will involve you dying.... horribly!"

*tchristec crumbles to the floor and dies horribly.

I died because my brain just exploded.

[lostinidlewonder]

I died because my brain just exploded.

*The genie is pleased.

[perfect_pitch]

I WISH I COULD LIVE FOREVER!!!

[lostinidlewonder]

I WISH I COULD LIVE FOREVER!!!

*The genie points his finger at perfect_pitch shooting forth a brilliant bolt of energy that envelopes the puny mortal.

"You shall live forever, but in such terrible pain and suffering that every moment of your life you will be begging to die."

[perfect_pitch]

*The genie points his finger at perfect_pitch shooting forth a brilliant bolt of energy that envelopes the puny mortal.

"You shall live forever, but in such terrible pain and suffering that every moment of your life you will be begging to die."

I wish you feel the the same pain that I feel!!!   

[lostinidlewonder]

I wish you feel the same pain that I feel!!!   

* The genie throws some sleeping dust (cheap "Black and Genie" brand) over perfect_pitch who soon curls up in a ball and starts snoring.

"Now while you slumber you shall have a painless end"

* perfect_pitch dies peacefully in his sleep.

[perfect_pitch]

* The genie throws some sleeping dust (cheap "Black and Genie" brand) over perfect_pitch who soon curls up in a ball and starts snoring.

"Now while you slumber you shall have a painless end"

* perfect_pitch dies peacefully in his sleep.

Err... that goes against my wish to live forever... you can't break that!!!   

[lostinidlewonder]

Err... that goes against my wish to live forever... you can't break that!!!   

That's cheating, one wish at a time. Make "a" wish not a chain of them

[rachmaninoff_forever]

I wish that Valentina Lisitsa's next recital won't be a disaster like last time...

[j_menz]

I wish the genie was a virtuous genie instead of an evil genie.

[mikeowski]

I wish that Valentina Lisitsa's next recital won't be a disaster like last time...

Out of curiousity I wish to know: what happened?

[lostinidlewonder]

I wish that Valentina Lisitsa's next recital won't be a disaster like last time...

*The Genie clicks his fingers.

"Valentina's next recital will be a much worse disaster like never seen before!"

* Valentina's concerts get worse and worse, she decides to give up piano and takes up the spoons.

I wish the genie was a virtuous genie instead of an evil genie.

*The genie grunts a laugh and glows with incredibly bright energy blinding the entire world making the sun look like a candle flame.

"I shall fight for what is good just as you wish."

* The entire world turns evil and the genie dispatches each and every single person in the name of justice"

Out of curiousity I wish to know: what happened?

*The genie shoots a fireball at mikeowski turning him to ash

"You died, that's what happened"

[tchristec]

No matter what happens her next recital is definitely going to be interesting.  I mean, not knowing what pieces you will play until the day of the performance?  That's just so crazy.  I know she's good and all but apparently she is also insane lol

[lostinidlewonder]

* The genie looks impatiently at tchristec waiting for a wish. After some moments of uncomfortable silence the genie decides that this rude mortal needs to die. tchristec dies horribly again.

[outin]

I wish the genie was a virtuous genie instead of an evil genie.

Wouldn't that be a little boring?

Oh, better make a wish so that I don't have to die...The last one worked fine, my huge hands were completely impossible to play yesterday...

I wish I could memorize any piece in just 10 minutes!

[lostinidlewonder]

Wouldn't that be a little boring?

*The genie thinks so too and spares your life.... momentarily.

[j_menz]

Wouldn't that be a little boring?

Less so than a third rate rehash of Faust.

[outin]

Less so than a third rate rehash of Faust.

The genie is going to be SOOO mad at you 

[j_menz]

The genie is going to be SOOO mad at you 

I'm not scared. I have my own:

[lostinidlewonder]

Less so than a third rate rehash of Faust.

*The genie picks j_menz up and eats him alive.

"Faust couldn't do that."

The genie is going to be SOOO mad at you  

"Puny mortal you had your chance to flee from me. This genie is bored at hearing the obvious."

*The genie summons an enormous boulder and hurls it at outin. outin is reduced to a mess of blood and bone.

[lostinidlewonder]

I'm not scared. I have my own:

*The evil genie measures up j_menz's genie. It doesn't take long for him to laugh.

"Fool this genie already has a master."

*The regurgitated j_menz is slurped up again.

[j_menz]

Faust couldn't do that.

Indeed not. But you are clearly the Mephistopheles character in the analogy.  The genie really should brush up on his Goethe.  

*The regurgitated j_menz is slurped up again.

Eeeewww!    And on his table manners.

[lostinidlewonder]

*The Genie finds works written by puny mortals useless.

[lostinidlewonder]

Eeeewww!    And on his table manners.

*The genie is amused

[outin]

*The genie summons an enormous boulder and hurls it at outin. outin is reduced to a mess of blood and bone.

I thank the genie for this little gift but wonder if he's getting a bit senile...never granted my wish 

[lostinidlewonder]

I wish I could memorize any piece in just 10 minutes!

*The genie apologizes as he was on his lunch break. The genie picks a bit of hair out from in between his teeth, j_menz was a hairy one. He quickly grants outin his wish.

"You may memorize any piece of music in 10 minutes, but as soon as you try to play it you will forget them immediately."

[outin]

"You may memorize any piece of music in 10 minutes, but as soon as you try to play it you will forget them immediately."

Damn, forgot that I had that one granted by another genie already years ago...

[perfect_pitch]

Okay - time to think like a lawyer...

I wish that the genie will grant my wish exactly as I ask without perversion, when I ask for a million Australian dollars, in non-sequential bills, which will be delivered to my door in a suitcase by a non-disgruntled delivery man - with no side-effects.

[lostinidlewonder]

Okay - time to think like a lawyer...

I wish that the genie will grant my wish exactly as I ask without perversion, when I ask for a million Australian dollars, in non-sequential bills, which will be delivered to my door in a suitcase by a non-disgruntled delivery man - with no side-effects.

*The genie grants the wish. perfect_pitch hears a knock at his front door and he hesitantly opens it. He flinches expecting to die but instead there is a harmless delivery man holding his money in a sack that has a big $ sign on it. perfect_pitch cannot believe his fortune and starts counting the money to make sure it is all there. While doing so another knock comes to the door. perfect_pitch open the door and it is the police. The money was stolen and perfect_pitch spends 20 years in jail."

[perfect_pitch]

Did you quote that simply so that I couldn't change it to try and update my wording???

What happened to the no side-effects???