I WISH I COULD CONTROL TIME!!!!!
I wish that I could fly.
I wish to be with Valentina Lisitsa.
*The genie raises an eyebrow"So you have some interest in this creature? So be it!"*rachmaninoff_forever's head vanishes from his body and replaces Valentina's. She is in a middle of a concert and stuffs up all the music. rachmaninoff_forever runs off the stage crying, but quickly realizes that he might want some time with himself.
* The genie grunts in laughter. "So you want to be with Val instead? Certainly."* rachmaninoff_forever is relieved he has his old body back. He suddenly vanishes and appears in bed in the arms of Val Kilmer.
I wish I had a million wishes...
* The evil genie is not amused."You may have one million wishes you fooled foolish foolish fool."* Perfect_pitch drowns in one million Christmas wish cards children from all over the world posted to Santa.
I wish I had a really large hand span!
I wish the genie a happy lunar new year.
I wish I could be a genie...
* The cloud vanishes and only a bottle remains, trapped inside perfect_pitch makes the best of it and fluffs up some pillows and gets comfortable. The genie picks up the bottle and effortless throws it into Space. Perfect_Pitch starts to get bored as the bottle leaves the solar system.
I WISH for world peace!
I wish for you not to grant me this wish.
LUCKILY... A UFO rubs it, gets 2 wishes and sets him free with the 3rd wish.
"I shall grant you this wish to not have your wish granted by granting you a wish, since if I do not grant you your wish you get what you have wished for which is not what you wished. The wish will involve you dying.... horribly!"*tchristec crumbles to the floor and dies horribly.
I died because my brain just exploded.
I WISH I COULD LIVE FOREVER!!!
*The genie points his finger at perfect_pitch shooting forth a brilliant bolt of energy that envelopes the puny mortal. "You shall live forever, but in such terrible pain and suffering that every moment of your life you will be begging to die."
I wish you feel the same pain that I feel!!!
* The genie throws some sleeping dust (cheap "Black and Genie" brand) over perfect_pitch who soon curls up in a ball and starts snoring."Now while you slumber you shall have a painless end"* perfect_pitch dies peacefully in his sleep.
Err... that goes against my wish to live forever... you can't break that!!!
I wish that Valentina Lisitsa's next recital won't be a disaster like last time...
I wish the genie was a virtuous genie instead of an evil genie.
Out of curiousity I wish to know: what happened?
Wouldn't that be a little boring?
Less so than a third rate rehash of Faust.
The genie is going to be SOOO mad at you
I'm not scared. I have my own:
Faust couldn't do that.
*The regurgitated j_menz is slurped up again.
Eeeewww! And on his table manners.
*The genie summons an enormous boulder and hurls it at outin. outin is reduced to a mess of blood and bone.
I wish I could memorize any piece in just 10 minutes!
"You may memorize any piece of music in 10 minutes, but as soon as you try to play it you will forget them immediately."
Okay - time to think like a lawyer...I wish that the genie will grant my wish exactly as I ask without perversion, when I ask for a million Australian dollars, in non-sequential bills, which will be delivered to my door in a suitcase by a non-disgruntled delivery man - with no side-effects.