Chopin2015 tell us a story

[rachmaninoff_forever]

I remember one time you were like, 'yeah, I beat up my x boyfriend with boxing gloves and he called the cops on me'

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TELL US WHAT HAPPENED!!!

[unholeee]

then the police got lippy with her, so she split them with a 5 octave knuckle duster. Took her boyfriends motorbike - obvious from the tattoos - rode it off. And not into the sunset either, but 200 km's (yards for you yanks) over the speed limit into a pickup truck that swerved too close, whilst her hands were too battered and bruised to negotiate any sort of manoeuvre quickly enough.. she should have practiced longer that day for the warmup. sorry - wrote it off - was the term i was looking for. but instead that time was spent arguing with her boyfriend over the merits of talking bach.. her insurance company found a faulty gas leak with the bike...that's what i heard anyway.

[rachmaninoff_forever]

Hey Chopin2015, don't pretend like you didn't see this! 

I asked you for a story, and I WANT A FREAKING STORY DAMNIT!

Unholee what the heck are you talking about?

[unholeee]

sorry, she can't talk without her attorney present.

[chopin2015]

Ok, that was hilarious and I can no longer ignore you guys....aand I got a facebook. 

[lloyd_cdb]

Ok, that was hilarious and I can no longer ignore you guys....aand I got a facebook. 

YAY!

[chopin2015]

P.S. Rach4, the cops made me sit in the car and calm down and tell them my story...then they made me get in my car and followed me out. I didn't get a ticket because they saw I already learnt my lesson. I went to the gas station and a (drunk?) asked me for a ride down the street and I said fine, as long as he's not a criminal or anything. He told me a poem: I once had a heart but I gave it to you. Now I have nothing, and you have two.

I do not completely agree with that...I do not think it is right to expect something in return when you give/gift/help...you already get something for doing good, you get positive energy! Another rule of giving is: if a person deserves a good a** whooping, YOU GIVE IT TO THEM GOOD.

But yeah, he stalks me here and there and calls me a goddess and I nod in agreement and move on. I file an occasional restraining order and a complaint to the cops. I am eternally alone, but not really because I LOVE FREDERIC CHOPIN!

The happiest end.

[rachmaninoff_forever]

P.S. Rach4, the cops made me sit in the car and calm down and tell them my story...then they made me get in my car and followed me out. I didn't get a ticket because they saw I already learnt my lesson. I went to the gas station and a (drunk?) asked me for a ride down the street and I said fine, as long as he's not a criminal or anything. He told me a poem: I once had a heart but I gave it to you. Now I have nothing, and you have two.

I do not completely agree with that...I do not think it is right to expect something in return when you give/gift/help...you already get something for doing good, you get positive energy! Another rule of giving is: if a person deserves a good a** whooping, YOU GIVE IT TO THEM GOOD.

But yeah, he stalks me here and there and calls me a goddess and I nod in agreement and move on. I file an occasional restraining order and a complaint to the cops. I am eternally alone, but not really because I LOVE FREDERIC CHOPIN!

The happiest end.

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You are sooo freaking cool!!!!!

[chopin2015]

dude...

You are freaking awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't wait to hear more about your studies!!

Seriously, I think you are a genius, so:

Don't do drugs and stay in school.

[birba]

sorry, she can't talk without her attorney present.

Chopin2015 is a "she"?  I wonder what's going to happen to her in 2015...

[chopin2015]

Chopin2015 is a "she"?  I wonder what's going to happen to her in 2015...

me too....

LOL

[maul]

dude...

You are freaking awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't wait to hear more about your studies!!

Seriously, I think you are a genius, so:

Don't do drugs and stay in school.

A... what? A genius? AHahahHAhahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh aytch aytchahhh aye

[chopin2015]

A... what? A genius? AHahahHAhahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh aytch aytchahhh aye

I wasn't talking to you, sweetie.

*splash, crash sa sa sa snare!*

[maul]

I know - apparently it was the drugs talking.

[chopin2015]

I know - apparently it was the drugs talking.

What exactly is the "it" that you are referring to? 

[maul]

Aren't you the feisty one.

[j_menz]

Aren't you the feisty one.

If you'd bothered to actually read the thread, you might well have come to that conclusion much earlier. 

[birba]

She makesm1469look like mary's little lamb...

[chopin2015]

She makesm1469look like mary's little lamb...

 

[outin]

me too....

LOL

You'll finally find a way to resurrect dear Fred, marry him and live happily ever after?   

But please do not box with him, he is very frail from what I heard...