I need a water gun

[rachmaninoff_forever]

I'm assigned a target and I have to assassinate her.  

Give me the most powerful water gun you know of.  Price isn't an issue.

I was thinking of using an industrial pressure washer, but it's loud and that would blow my cover and she would run away.  

Long range is preferred.  I wanna be able to hard scope her so I won't be vulnerable to whoever is targeting me.

[chopin2015]

Do you want to attack her like james bond,  clint eastwood or sniper style?...

[quantum]

Pressure washer also came to mind.  Maybe they make ones that you can wear like a backpack. 

Don't they make water cannons for controlling riot crowds?

What about a fire truck?  Those things can move water far.  Plus its great camouflage, and you'll look cool driving it.

If you need even more water, maybe a water bomber plane.  That puts some distance between you and your "fire".  Not to mention you get a beautiful view.

This is all sounding very Mythbusterish.  Brings to mind the chicken cannon. 

[ajspiano]

Grenade launcher?

[chopin2015]

U need a motion sensor, that sets off a gun within the perimeter.

[j_menz]

You need one of these:



Though I suspect it may test your "price isn't an issue" model.

[birba]

Who's your target?  No, let me guess.  You caught valentina with jmenz playing scriabin's reverie and you want revenge?

[j_menz]

Who's your target?  No, let me guess.  You caught valentina with jmenz playing scriabin's reverie and you want revenge?

In a solely orchestral work, I'm really only good on the bass triangle. Does Ms Lisitsa play anything besides piano?

[ajspiano]

In a solely orchestral work, I'm really only good on the bass triangle. Does Ms Lisitsa play anything besides piano?

You could probably manage 1 or 2 different crash cymbal parts..

[j_menz]

You could probably manage 1 or 2 different crash cymbal parts..

I was banned from wielding those for life.

[ajspiano]

I was banned from wielding those for life.

You had bad timing?

[birba]

In a solely orchestral work, I'm really only good on the bass triangle. Does Ms Lisitsa play anything besides piano?

There's a wonderful duet arrangement.

[j_menz]

You had bad timing?

Just bad aim (at least that's what my defence counsel told 'em)

[j_menz]

There's a wonderful duet arrangement.

If you mean the Clementi Op 38 Waltzes, will you join us on tambourine?

[birba]

What are you talking about!?

[birba]

https://imslp.org/wiki/Special:ImagefromIndex/29122

[j_menz]

What are you talking about!?

I missed your point. I was talking about repertoire for piano and triangle.

Not sure about the Winkler/Scriabin other than that I bags Primo. The secondo would drive me batty.

[birba]

By the way, what time is it where you are?  Here it's 7:45 am.  Where are you, anyway?!

[j_menz]

By the way, what time is it where you are?  Here it's 7:45 am.  Where are you, anyway?!

4pm in lovely Wollongong, Australia.

[chopin2015]

4pm in lovely Wollongong, Australia.

1 am here...I have no self control.  Trinagle solo would be awesome!

[birba]

4pm in lovely Wollongong, Australia.

Went to google earth.  Truly a lovely town.  Bits  of it remind me of montrose, CA.

[j_menz]

Went to google earth.  Truly a lovely town.  Bits  of it remind me of montrose, CA.

Apparently google needs glasses (or has been drinking).

[quantum]

Concerto for water gun and triangle.  I will play the snare drum part on bass clarinet.

[rachmaninoff_forever]

Who's your target?  No, let me guess.  You caught valentina with jmenz playing scriabin's reverie and you want revenge?

I don't know her.

But I know she's in student council and she lives nearby my friend.

He's gonna help me get her.

[chopin2015]

I don't know her.

But I know she's in student council and she lives nearby my friend.

He's gonna help me get her.

Will she be wearing a white t shirt? 

[rachmaninoff_forever]

Will she be wearing a white t shirt? 

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!! 

When it gets warmer perhaps?



Okay so my assassinator tried to get me.  I saw him walking towards me with his super soaker, and I ran back towards the school because it's a safe zone.  The weight of my book bag was holding me down, but I had to run with it because he could've taken it and used it to lure me out.  So anyways, he was catching up!  So at this point, I'm like, 'oh sh*t I gotta get to school!  Just a little more!  Almost there!'. So I ended up tripping and face planting into the back of a car.  I broke the lights, destroyed my knees, and got a bump on my head, but that's okay because I was safe!!!

But he wasn't!  So when he realized that I beat him to the safe zone, he stop chasing me and began walking. 
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... 
Don't let your guard down ***!!!  His assassinator got him in a freaking drive by!!!

So now he's feeling salty.  Since he's out of the game, he gave me his super soaker.  Then he said, 'watch out, she's coming for you next'.  He was right!!!  If you assassinate your target, then you get their target!  I gotta keep it real lowkey now.

[chopin2015]

Lol! What are you gonna do!? Freakin' booby trap the unsafe zone!

https://m.wikihow.com/Make-a-Catapult-Booby-Trap

[quantum]

Is this your variant of Wizard's Chess but with water guns?

[birba]

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!! 

When it gets warmer perhaps?



Okay so my assassinator tried to get me.  I saw him walking towards me with his super soaker, and I ran back towards the school because it's a safe zone.  The weight of my book bag was holding me down, but I had to run with it because he could've taken it and used it to lure me out.  So anyways, he was catching up!  So at this point, I'm like, 'oh sh*t I gotta get to school!  Just a little more!  Almost there!'. So I ended up tripping and face planting into the back of a car.  I broke the lights, destroyed my knees, and got a bump on my head, but that's okay because I was safe!!!

But he wasn't!  So when he realized that I beat him to the safe zone, he stop chasing me and began walking. 
...
...
... 
Don't let your guard down ***!!!  His assassinator got him in a freaking drive by!!!

So now he's feeling salty.  Since he's out of the game, he gave me his super soaker.  Then he said, 'watch out, she's coming for you next'.  He was right!!!  If you assassinate your target, then you get their target!  I gotta keep it real lowkey now.

Ah, youth!

[rachmaninoff_forever]

Ah, youth!

My knees are like really bad now I can't bend all the way anymore.

[outin]

My knees are like really bad now I can't bend all the way anymore.

If you keep on doing these things, you'll be too crippled to ever climb the Mt. Everest and poor Val will be all alone there...