Last post wins!!!!!

[ravelfan07]

Yes.  You're, of course, wrong, since it is the only of wording it.

But you get a C+ for your little effort.

There is something wrong grammatically with this, I am sure of it………

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Don't worry about j_tour's grammar; if there are any mistakes, he probably made them on purpose so we could get a good laugh and continue to have fun with this thread 

[perfect_pitch]

And I perfected it by making it even longer.

No... no you didn't. In fact, your formatting looks weird and it doesn't look attractive.

Try being creative and find you're own way of winning. Most of it has already been done by me over the last 10 years though, so good luck with that.

There is something wrong grammatically with this, I am sure of it………

Yes, and I also point that out several hours before you. You don't read many of the other comments, do you?

[j_tour]

Yeah... that sentence structure gets a C+ as well.

Elision of key semantic elements in rhetoric is a well known device cited in Quintilian, inter alii.

And, yeah, you can also bite a dog's bollocks. 

I'd bet you'd do really well at that.

[perfect_pitch]

And, yeah, you can also bite a dog's bollocks.

What a rather specific insult... do you go about all day thinking specifically about dogs bollocks???

Hope about other animal genitalia - do you think about that frequently as well?

[j_tour]

Hope about other animal genitalia - do you think about that frequently as well?

Yeah, I "hope" [sic] about other "animal gentalia" pretty often.

Sometimes I charm my way into getting a finger or two damp, even, mirabile dictu.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

No... no you didn't. In fact, your formatting looks weird and it doesn't look attractive.

You're just jealous I won at winning. It's the exact same as yours and you know it.

Try being creative and find you're own way of winning.

My 3rd post on here was the first (and only) rickroll on this thread.

Yes, and I also point that out several hours before you. You don't read many of the other comments, do you?

No, and he doesn't need to. All he needs to do is mindlessly spam random things in vain attempts at beating the rest of us.

[perfect_pitch]

All he needs to do is mindlessly spam random things in vain attempts at beating the rest of.

Like you do all the time? Got it.

Yeah, I "hope" [sic] about other "animal gentalia" pretty often.

Well... I'll admit - it's funny when it happens to others, but sucks when it happens to you.

My 3rd post on here was the first (and only) rickroll on this thread

Hey... congrats - a meme that died out over a decade ago.   

[j_tour]

Hey... congrats - a meme that died out over a decade ago.   

Stop encouraging these nitwits. 

I forbid it.

[perfect_pitch]

Stop encouraging these nitwits. 

I forbid it.

You realise I've never listened to you in the past, I'm not going to listen to you now.

I'll do as I damn well please.   

[j_tour]

You realise I've never listened to you in the past, I'm not going to listen to you now.

I'll do as I damn well please.   

Well, then it's a good thing that you decided to put the lotion in the basket.

Because that's also what you should do.

It's agreed.

[perfect_pitch]

Well, then it's a good thing that you decided to put the lotion in the basket.

Because that's also what you should do.

What in the *** are you talking about??? I'm not some poor kidnapped girl, and you are not Ted Levine.

[j_tour]

I'm not some poor kidnapped girl, and you are not Ted Levine.

I am Ted Levine, and you're not.

You are going to put the lotion in the basket.

Do you know why?

Because that's how you win the prize. 

And you do like to win the prize, don't you?

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Like you do all the time? Got it.

I'm not near as bad as that other guy... The fact that you would mix us up is shocking and disappointing.

[j_tour]

Funny thing is that little kids don't get as much work in the practice of vivisection as they used to.

Shame, really.

But I suppose they'll do as subjects.

[perfect_pitch]

Well, there's enough idiot drivers on the roads to keep the organ donor list full and raring to go.

[ravelfan07]

No... no you didn't. In fact, your formatting looks weird and it doesn't look attractive.

Try being creative and find you're own way of winning. Most of it has already been done by me over the last 10 years though, so good luck with that.

Yes, and I also point that out several hours before you. You don't read many of the other comments, do you?

That last comment was incredibly passive aggressive, bruh

[j_tour]

That last comment was incredibly passive aggressive, bruh

Elizabeth Banks, who was an actress, birthed a creature once.  Probably.  I've no idea.  If she had, it would probably resemble someone like you or your twin brother.

You two children cannot be distinguished.

Face like a frying pan, head like a dildo. Dumb as posts.

[perfect_pitch]

That last comment was incredibly passive aggressive, bruh

Next time I'll try on 'full-aggressive... slash psychotic'.

Is that better???

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Next time I'll try on 'full-aggressive... slash psychotic'.

Is that better???

What have you done, Ravel???

[j_tour]

Everybody has to take a beating sometime.

Some people need a little extra.

[perfect_pitch]

Everybody has to take a beating sometime.

Some people need a little extra.

Always happy to dole out extra beatings... just say the word.

[lostinidlewonder]

You boys stop slapping each other with limp wrists.

[perfect_pitch]

pregnant dog please... I like to use the hammers that God gave us...

[liszt-and-the-galops]

I think what's going to be most amusing is having people try to guess what they subject matter is.

A bit late, but this just came up and I had to mention it:
Is that Void termina pogging?
 

[j_tour]

A bit late, but this just came up and I had to mention it

You could be right!  I'm sure it is "terminal pegging"!

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Nope. No typos. Figure it out!

[j_tour]

Nope. No typos. Figure it out!

no u

[perfect_pitch]

It's not as big as his arsehole??? Is that the problem???

[liszt-and-the-galops]

no u

I know what brought it up, it's your job to try and figure it out. In case you forgot, here it is:
Is that Void termina pogging?
I encourage those who normally hide in the shadows to try to figure it out as well; it's a hard one!

[perfect_pitch]

I know what brought it up, it's your job to try and figure it out. In case you forgot, here it is:
Is that Void termina pogging?
I encourage those who normally hide in the shadows to try to figure it out as well; it's a hard one!

Like the use of the word 'YOLO' and the 'Macarena'... Latin is dead.

Accept it.

[j_tour]

Well, I can tell some people don't want win.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Like the use of the word 'YOLO' and the 'Macarena'... Latin is dead.

Accept it.

yolo being dead is news to me, and that ain't latin. If you don't know what pogging means, look it up; I had to, and I read it in context!

[perfect_pitch]

yolo being dead is news to me, but that ain't latin.

🤦🏻‍♂️

Yes, I know YOLO is NOT latin... but I said 'Like the use of YOLO... Latin is dead'.

It's like talking to a bunch of monkeys.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

🤦🏻‍♂️

Yes, I know YOLO is NOT latin... but I said 'Like the use of YOLO... Latin is dead'.

It's like talking to a bunch of monkeys.

Deliberately misinterpreting what I said is not legal in this game, P_P.
If you really didn't understand, I was saying pogging isn't latin.

[j_tour]

Children are tedious, and must be exterminated.

[perfect_pitch]

Deliberately misinterpreting what I said is not legal in this game, P_P.

I wasn't deliberately misinterpreting what you said - you're just bad at making your sentences clear.

In the case of saying:

yolo being dead is news to me, and that ain't latin.

One would naturally infer that you were referencing Yolo as not being Latin since no other term was used in the sentence that you're referring to.

Had you said:

Pogging being dead is news to me, and that ain't Latin.

Then one would assume that you meant Pogging isn't a latin word. However you didn't...

...so you still lose. Please spend your valuable time getting better acquainted with the rules of the English language.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

...so you still lose. Please spend time getting better acquainted with the rules of the English language.

[perfect_pitch]

[j_tour]

Yes, I know YOLO is NOT latin... but I said 'Like the use of YOLO... Latin is dead'.

Yes, but you've forgot ex falso quodlibet.

Some little runt can run amok making up nonstandard interpretations, and according to the most common semantics for FOPL or PL, any false statement materially entails a true phrase.

So, in the mind of whichever litle puss was speaking (no, I cannot distinguish them), "Blue poggles in the sky, therefore YOLO's delight."

That there were no poggles, or whatever fraggleMinions some idiot is yammering on about, renders the statement true.

However, there's about to be an unpleasant encounter.

[perfect_pitch]

I don't know what a Poggle is... but I don't care.

[j_tour]

I don't know what a Poggle is... but I don't care.

Doesn't matter. 

I just think of the emissions from these toddlers as spittle about the mouth of a deranged mental patient.

Probably should put them in a sack and throw them in a deep pool of water.

[perfect_pitch]

I think the Geneva Convention frowns upon that sort of behaviour... but it would make the world a better place.

[j_tour]

I think the Geneva Convention frowns upon that sort of behaviour... but it would make the world a better place.

I was in Geneva once.  Fairly pleasant place to grab a few beers and people watch.  People I encountered spoke French, standard German (as well as, I assume, Swiss German), English, and some Italian.

Their wristwatches, though....give me a Seiko or a Citizen anytime.  Ain't nobody got time to fiddle with mechanical horologeries.

You should share the following picture with your young disciples.  Perhaps they will notice some irregularities.

[perfect_pitch]

You should share the following picture with your young disciples.  Perhaps they will notice some irregularities.

Disciples??? Do I look like some sort of cult leader to you???

[j_tour]

Disciples??? Do I look like some sort of cult leader to you???

Not necessarily "leader."  But very, very intimate.

[perfect_pitch]

I can't be arsed writing something clever - it's 38 degrees celsius here in Australia... and my mind can't thingy its thing... you know the thing...

...aww, *** it - picture...

[ravelfan07]

Next time I'll try on 'full-aggressive... slash psychotic'.

Is that better???

Just write a whole paragraph insulting me, I’ll follow with one insulting you
 Everyone else can decide who won, agreed or nah?

[ravelfan07]

You boys stop slapping each other with limp wrists.

Pianists actually have stronger wrists and hands than average, so acktually they aren’t limp 😤😤😤😤😤😤

[perfect_pitch]

Seriously??? What's with the double post... this isn't the 2nd to last post wins thread...