Last post wins!!!!!

[orgarnic]

Ahem.  Sport.  Pool is a rewarding sport. 

After five, six hours under the lights, gambling and such (I would never....but I've heard of people who do), and playing with millimeters or precision while stalking the table.

Just because some douches treat it like a mere game doesn't mean it's any less physically or mentally demanding than any other sport.

Hell, I wear a sweatband on my head to keep from dripping sweat on the table.

I don't know. I think of it as a fun game to play when bored. I mean, sure, there are professional pool players, and it definitely is not easy, but saying that people who treat it as a mere game are douchebags? You're going a little too far with that one.

[j_tour]

I don't know. I think of it as a fun game to play when bored. I mean, sure, there are professional pool players, and it definitely is not easy, but saying that people who treat it as a mere game are douchebags? You're going a little too far with that one.

Agree to disagree. 

It's a professional sport to me....ask a tennis player what it's like playing without a net?

Playing "for fun" using bar-banger hillbilly rules is the same to me as trying a mockery like running a marathon backwards as a stunt.

[perfect_pitch]

I don't know. I think of it as a fun game to play when bored. I mean, sure, there are professional pool players, and it definitely is not easy, but saying that people who treat it as a mere game are douchebags? You're going a little too far with that one.

Me thinks J_Tour likes putting balls in holes... or at least watching people put their balls in holes.

[yqxpiano]

Me thinks J_Tour likes putting balls in holes... or at least watching people put their balls in holes.

Nah, he’d put in the pool stick.

[j_tour]

Nah, he’d put in the pool stick.

I follow the gentleman's limit:  just the tip.

[yqxpiano]

I follow the gentleman's limit:  just the tip.

You should try reading this children’s book
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/60526702-just-the-tip?ref=rae_19

[j_tour]

You should try reading this children’s book
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/60526702-just-the-tip?ref=rae_19

Very good. 

Perhaps I shall use my rudimentary "skills" at illustration and drawing to create a more appropriate context for such a meaty tome.

[orgarnic]

This is descending into utter madness. I thought we were talking about pool, no?

[perfect_pitch]

The discussion moves quick... if you can't move with it... don't bother trying.   

[orgarnic]

I can see past your elaborate ruse to try to remove some of our competition.

[j_tour]

"Competition"?

There is no competition!  There are enemy agents on the attack who attempt to poison and destroy me.

But they succeed not.

[perfect_pitch]

There is no competition!  There are enemy agents on the attack who attempt to poison and destroy me.

But they succeed not.

No...but the goal is to wear down your will to fight.

[yqxpiano]

Very good. 

Perhaps I shall use my rudimentary "skills" at illustration and drawing to create a more appropriate context for such a meaty tome.

There are many other books like that… Perhaps you could become a “children’s book” author!

[orgarnic]

Write something similar to "Mommy has some big watermelons"

[essence]

The discussion moves quick... if you can't move with it... don't bother trying.   

it should be an adverb. Quickly.

It is a quick discussion.
The discussion moves quickly.

[yqxpiano]

Write something similar to "Mommy has some big watermelons"

Already exists
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/58113720-mommy-s-giant-melons?ref=rae_5

[j_tour]

There are many other books like that… Perhaps you could become a “children’s book” author!

Who says I isn't?

[yqxpiano]

Who says I isn't?

Nice find

[j_tour]

Nice find

Daddy didn't take off his socks. 

No...but the goal is to wear down your will to fight.

Yeah, but that is like unpossible and stuff.

[perfect_pitch]

Yeah, but that is like unpossible and stuff.

Congratulations - we've found the Ralph Wiggum of our forum.

[orgarnic]

Why does he look like the animators added a head and legs to a gumball?

[j_tour]

Again with the child cartoons.

Yeah, I got a Wiggum right here, and it smells just like cat food.

Or rather a one-eyed cat been sniffing at the seafood store.

[perfect_pitch]

Why does he look like the animators added a head and legs to a gumball?

C'mon - this was the early 90's - what did you expect??? And Ralph Wiggum has always been a tubby boy.

Again with the child cartoons.

Wait a minute - the early Simpsons are absolutely timeless. They are enjoyable to all adults and kids alike.

Plus - you were the one who said 'unpossible'. It's only fair that a cartoon like the Simpsons that so many references have leeched into everyday life and if you say something like that - we have to refer to the source material.

[j_tour]

Plus - you were the one who said 'unpossible'. It's only fair that a cartoon like the Simpsons that so many references have leeched into everyday life and if you say something like that - we have to refer to the source material.

Your breath smells like cat food.

[perfect_pitch]

(Me thinks one is a bigger Simpsons fan than I am.)

[orgarnic]

I guess all the fat males in the show look like that. The only time I can watch this type of stuff is on an airplane anyways, so there's really no reason for me to be participating in any conversation remotely related to The Simpsons.

[perfect_pitch]

Oh... well then...

[j_tour]

ENOUGH!

Silence, you fools!

[perfect_pitch]

ENOUGH!

Silence, you fools!

[j_tour]

YARP YES AFFIRMATIVE!!!!

[perfect_pitch]

[orgarnic]

Just a test to see how big the font size can get

[orgarnic]

I'll do one more Just to see ... I'm thinking this will make a really cool post

[orgarnic]

Not really. This was not worth the 30 seconds of my life I devoted to it.

[j_tour]

I carry a pistol everywhere I go, even to bed.

Can't trick me, sucka fools.

[yqxpiano]

I carry a pistol everywhere I go, even to bed.

Can't trick me, sucka fools.

What if someone slits your throat while you are asleep?

[j_tour]

What if someone slits your throat while you are asleep?

Then I kill them until they stop threatening me, and call an attorney as well as the constabulary!

Fool question is that.

[perfect_pitch]

I carry a pistol everywhere I go, even to bed.

Can't trick me, sucka fools.

Well, if it's that easy for you to carry a pistol... you can't possibly be in my country.

I think I can sleep soundly knowing you and I will never be in the same country.

[j_tour]

Well, if it's that easy for you to carry a pistol... you can't possibly be in my country.

I think I can sleep soundly knowing you and I will never be in the same country.

Pretty sure plenty of people are strapping in your country.  Might not be legal, but you forget that I'm a dangerous criminal with no respect for the law.

[perfect_pitch]

Pretty sure plenty of people are strapping in your country.  Might not be legal, but you forget that I'm a dangerous criminal with no respect for the law.

Your local time at the time of this post in your area, seems to be 13 hours behind me - putting you (if I'm not mistaken) somewhere in America??? I'm safe.

Also, pretty sure there aren't plenty of people strapped in my country. We don't let just any idiot get hold of a gun. It's why we don't have news stories reporting to people about the 100th school shooting of THE YEAR...

[orgarnic]

I'm not even going to try to find your location, but It seems to me that you live in Asia.

This is yet another reason why the US is not the best country.

[yqxpiano]

I'm not even going to try to find your location, but It seems to me that you live in Asia.

This is yet another reason why the US is not the best country.

How dare you the US is the greatest country for billionaires

[perfect_pitch]

How dare you the US is the greatest country for billionaires

It's not the greatest country in any sense of the word. You've got rampant nutjobs with guns, glutton and morbid obesity, abject racism and running it is a man who seems to think that Autism can be cured like switching on a light switch.

And he got his medical degree from... where exactly???

[j_tour]

And he got his medical degree from... where exactly???

Both state and federal penitentaries?  Estimable pedigree.

[yqxpiano]

It's not the greatest country in any sense of the word. You've got rampant nutjobs with guns, glutton and morbid obesity, abject racism and running it is a man who seems to think that Autism can be cured like switching on a light switch.

And he got his medical degree from... where exactly???

He doesn’t have a medical degree, and as an American, I don’t even know if he believe what he says. As neurodivergent I find him insulting.

[lostinidlewonder]

Can you guys keep it down, I'm listening to singing.

[yqxpiano]

Can you guys keep it down, I'm listening to singing.

Nope

[frodo10]

And he got his medical degree from... where exactly???

Trump University.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_University

[perfect_pitch]

Trump University.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_University

Gotta love this part of the article:

Despite its name, the organization was not an accredited university or college

GOOD to know. A fun video in case you want to see more info.

[frodo10]

Gotta love this part of the article:

GOOD to know. A fun video in case you want to see more info.

Fun?  Makes me want to puke.  I'm hoping for non-violent comeuppance for this ......  I'm so ashamed of our country.