Huh?
..he owns 100% of the United States land mass.
You are able to be two persons at the same time?
I'd be fussier than you give me credit for were that the case.
Why buy the land when the government's a heck of a lot cheaper?
Are you implying that you would not want to be me? I'm so offended.
You're not the heir to a fortune, don't have one of those cool aristocratic titles from middle Europe, and don't speak Russian. I could do better is all I'm saying.
I'll admit that I don't have a cool aristocratic title - but I don't see how you can guarantee I can't speak russian, or that I'm not the heir to a fortune of some non-specific size. Maybe my family is really wealthy but takes a "go make it on your own" approach to parenting.
..and even if I don't speak russian, I could learn.
I read Forbes.
I didn't think you knew my full real name? have you been internet stalking me? or did I provide you with my email address at some point?
in anycase, I could be more than wealthy enough to invoke financial jealousy without having made it into forbes..you must be awfully greedy.
Most awfully.
my youth, wit and good looks?
What would be dumb about that.. ..oh wait, I'm probably young and stupid.
If I had a super power I would use it to instantly destroy every caravan on Earth.Thal
Oh no, must protect the poor discriminated against little darlings.I only want the caravans.
For what purpose? Do you intend to set up a business selling second-hand ones?Anyway, in answer to the thread topic, it would be to be able to play the piano.Best,Alistair
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