Alright this time it's legit

[theholygideons]

I think I may have found myself a new...

Nah...  Not yet!

But her flight of the bumblebee could be useful.........................................................
...in bed!!!
 

[chopin2015]

We'll not JUST because he's difficult for me, but it is one of many reasons why I hate him.

i said UNdifficult. As in, not difficult enough for you, compared to like...Ondine and Appasionata! LOL

For me, he rips my soul out. He makes me cry and beg the lord for mercy. I feel like playing Bach is like...praying to god. I kid you not.

[rachmaninoff_forever]

But her flight of the bumblebee could be useful.........................................................
...in bed!!!
 

Ah yes, maybe a good back massage?

[cabbynum]

Ah yes, maybe a good back massage?

That would hurt!
My pianist crush is based on playing and looks, either olga kern or yuja wang. I've met one of them after she played rach 3. I'll give a hint, she takes longer pauses than most people in rachmaninoff, she also plays a bit of alkan

[theholygideons]

Ah yes, maybe a good back massage?

Aside from a good back message, I believe you would only last 1 second if you ever asked her for a blowjob. 

[chopin2015]

hahaha, I was telling my parents that the people at the school are all lame. All the pianists and I am still yet to get a hand massage. I got a really awkward look, like I was a perv or something. I really did mean just getting my hands massaged! They get a little sore and tense sometimes! Jeez.

[rachmaninoff_forever]

Aside from a good back message, I believe you would only last 1 second if you ever asked her for a blowjob. 

She plays with her hands not her mouth!!!

[theholygideons]

She plays with her hands not her mouth!!!

since when were blow jobs exclusively just for the mouth? who the hell gives blow jobs with just their head and not hands. you don't know what you're talking about! what the hell. it's just like a piano trio, which is for piano and 2 string instruments, blow jobs should be for the head and 2 hands. you are confounded, sir!!!!
pssshhh.. 3 pianos ahahaha

[senanserat]

You guys are too lustful for your own good. What would Bach think....oh wait...

[rachmaninoff_forever]

since when were blow jobs exclusively just for the mouth? who the hell gives blow jobs with just their head and not hands. you don't know what you're talking about! what the hell. it's just like a piano trio, which is for piano and 2 string instruments, blow jobs should be for the head and 2 hands. you are confounded, sir!!!!
pssshhh.. 3 pianos ahahaha

NOOOOOOO!!!  Using the hands as well as the mouth is a hand job AND a blowjob!

And no, a piano trio is three pianos!!!

[rachmaninoff_forever]

You guys are too lustful for your own good. What would Bach think....oh wait...

Bach had like 20 kids right?

[mjames]

Bach had like 20 kids right?

wooooooooosh

[cabbynum]

Bach had like 20 kids right?

11 of them died...
His whole family was dead by the time he was 11. He married his cousin, be he was madly in love with her. He went out of town and came back she was dead. That's how we have the Chaconne, I know you hate Bach, but give that a listen and then the Bach busoni version. So yeah he got "around" but look hot hat worked out for him.

[j_menz]

11 of them died...

The other 9 are still with us? 

[Bob]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bach_family

Never hear much about Veit Bach, do we?


If this is accurate...

Anna...



Maria...



Eight kids with Anna.  Two with Maria.  Maria.  Hm....  Karl and Wilhelm though with Maria, the cousin.  That means Karl and Wilhelm are inbred, yet they must have lucked out and got plenty of music genes.  (If that's a real cousin.  I can't quite tell on the flow chart.)



You know, it's possible...



"Maria....  Ich traf ein Mädchen namens Maria....."

[j_menz]

Eight kids with Anna.  Two with Maria.  

Actually, 7 with Maria, 13 with Anna. The chart is incomplete - check the preceding text.

[Bob]

That requires effort. It's JS and his two inbred kids.  The rest are just Bach supports.

[chopin2015]

NOOOOOOO!!!  Using the hands as well as the mouth is a hand job AND a blowjob!

And no, a piano trio is three pianos!!!

exactly!

and trio for piano and other stuff is a different trio

and i'd rather have kids with Anna than Maria...I think like a man. :/