Alright this time it's legit

[rachmaninoff_forever]

I'm over Valentina lisitsa.

I found someone else!

But got rejected...

No but for real though, I'm actually over her.  I still like her music, but I'm over her.

[outin]

I'm over Valentina lisitsa.

I found someone else!

But got rejected...

No but for real though, I'm actually over her.  I still like her music, but I'm over her.

Does someone else play the piano? You aren't going to end the world with someone who doesn't?

[Bob]

Her husband will be relieved.  

[mjames]

oh young love
its k
I just got rejected too

sigh

[j_menz]

I'm over Valentina lisitsa.

Bummer about the other one, though.

[rachmaninoff_forever]

Bummer about the other one, though.

What other one?

[j_menz]

What other one?

I found someone else!

But got rejected...

That other one. 

[rachmaninoff_forever]

That other one.  

You mean...

Yuja Wang?

I saw her after a concert and asked her out.

Yeah that was a bummer.





Okay just kidding it wasn't Yuja Wang though...

[j_menz]

Yuja Wang?

Perhaps you should familiarise yourself with this:

[rachmaninoff_forever]

Perhaps you should familiarise yourself with this:

I had to deal with someone on the yellow recently...

[j_menz]

I had to deal with someone on the yellow recently...

Valentina having a hard time getting over your dumping of her? 

[rachmaninoff_forever]

Valentina having a hard time getting over your dumping of her? 

It'll translate into her music.

[Bob]

It'll translate into her music.

You mean more practicing time?

[chopin2015]

OMG the MESSIAH!!!!!
I love it.

This is how I feel right now, if I was Robbie

[mjames]

Lmao, you asked Yuja Wang out? Seriously? But yeah, she's pretty hot. Dat ass.

[theholygideons]

Lmao, you asked Yuja Wang out? Seriously? But yeah, she's pretty hot. Dat ass.

dude.. she's got nice tits, plus those sexy legs. *drools*

[cabbynum]

dude.. she's got nice tits, plus those sexy legs. *drools*

There's a pornstar who is a meme bet of Mensa and made her debut at Carnegie hall at age 12 playing piano.

There was a list on the internet something like "10 people you wouldn't expect to have a high IQ"

Her name is Asia carrera I think.

Not meaning to be a perv but the only video I could find of her playing piano was the moonlight sonata 3rd movement butt naked.

[theholygideons]

link please..
on second thought, I quit watching porn so i'd rather not.

[mjames]

link please..
on second thought, I quit watching porn so i'd rather not.

Lmao, did you actually get addicted to watching it?

Anyways, link to the video man! Do the world some justice!

[theholygideons]

Lmao, did you actually get addicted to watching it?

Anyways, link to the video man! Do the world some justice!

I don't know man.. ultimately it is just a waste of time.
Far out 2 days until Alkan's birthday, I still haven't finished perfecting my piece for recording...
 

[rachmaninoff_forever]

Lol this thread definitely took a turn.

[cabbynum]

I'm not sure if I should post it on here.
Just go to your local porn website type in her name and then piano. Do some searching.
It's early in the "movie"
She also helps out at MIT in the quantum physics department

[chopin2015]

I'm not sure if I should post it on here.
Just go to your local porn website type in her name and then piano. Do some searching.
It's early in the "movie"
She also helps out at MIT in the quantum physics department

da f***? lol

physics has never been more...anti-church.

[rachmaninoff_forever]

I'm not sure if I should post it on here.
Just go to your local porn website type in her name and then piano. Do some searching.
It's early in the "movie"
She also helps out at MIT in the quantum physics department

I'm searching her right now

[cabbynum]

She's pretty good at piano, not bad on the eyes either. She wrote a very emotional porno also called appassionata, I havnt seen it because I got weirded out with myself looking all this up. But aparently is used lots of Beethoven music and is about her life really. Just with more sex.

[chopin2015]

She's pretty good at piano, not bad on the eyes either. She wrote a very emotional porno also called appassionata, I havnt seen it because I got weirded out with myself looking all this up. But aparently is used lots of Beethoven music and is about her life really. Just with more sex.

this is so wrong and gross!!! Also, some girl posted a cosmo article where some girl in a thong is sitting at a piano, "twerking" to 5th symphony? Idk, I didn't watch it. I asked a guy to, and he did and said what. Which is a good reaction...Getting it on to music, that is such a private deal. And getting it on and classical music? That better be yer husband. 

That's my opinion that no one asked for. hahahah

[theholygideons]

I just got back from watching Carrera play moonlight sonata 3rd movement, followed by some cock sucking, with her program concluding with a bisexual orgy fest.
but don't worry, I didn't see much. I think i must have fell asleep after the first few bars...
Honestly, i'd much prefer to see Yuja Wang fully clothed, than that.

[chopin2015]

you can't un-hear an orgy...I would think. *voms*
gross thoughts. ewwwww.

[theholygideons]

I'm searching her right now

And soon, when you play the piano, you won't be able to distinguish the white keys from your black keys.

[senanserat]

So I start reading this...

[rachmaninoff_forever]

And soon, when you play the piano, you won't be able to distinguish the white keys from your black keys.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Please...

Elaborate!

[cabbynum]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Please...

Elaborate!

I think I got it, if so. You probably don't want him to elaborate

[theholygideons]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Please...

Elaborate!

I think it's got something to do with getting your man juices all over the keyboard...     

[senanserat]

I think it's got something to do with getting your man juices all over the keyboard...     

You mean Vodka?

[chopin2015]

I think I got it, if so. You probably don't want him to elaborate

i am pleased to say I didn't get the joke at first, either!!!!

[rachmaninoff_forever]

I think it's got something to do with getting your man juices all over the keyboard...     

...

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OOOOO- wait...  Let me think a bit more.

...

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OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhaahHahH!!!!!

[senanserat]

Its funny because I dreamed the other day with people of this forum (that includes you) and we were playing some crazy BACH FOR 20 HANDS!

I think its funnybecause I never seem yo peeps's real visages ever

[theholygideons]

I've seen Rach_4ever's countenance before. I nearly fell out of my seat. 

[rachmaninoff_forever]

Its funny because I dreamed the other day with people of this forum (that includes you) and we were playing some crazy BACH FOR 20 HANDS!

Now that's something I would enjoy!

[chopin2015]

Now that's something I would enjoy!

Oh, so you don't like Bach because its not difficult for you?....

[senanserat]

Oh, so you don't like Bach because its not difficult for you?....

Judging by your tone and the way you used your words I can tell that you carry a great deal of inner turmoil and anger, thus I deduct you had a rough childhood probably in the outskirts of a Polonaise town where you meet  your first love but were separated by the social-political circumstances of that time.
Also you have Dad issues.

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Joking I love you OMG play me some Waltz or Nocturnes.

[cabbynum]

Judging by your tone and the way you used your words I can tell that you carry a great deal of inner turmoil and anger, thus I deduct you had a rough childhood probably in the outskirts of a Polonaise town where you meet  your first love but were separated by the social-political circumstances of that time.
Also you have Dad issues.

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Joking I love you OMG play me some Waltz or Nocturnes.

Dude holy crap. Not really a funny joke. That was dark. Come on.

[senanserat]

Dude holy crap. Not really a funny joke. That was dark. Come on.

*Whispers* It wasn't a joke....

[cabbynum]

*Whispers* It wasn't a joke....

What the hell man. You're just being an ass now

[senanserat]

What the hell man. You're just being an ass now

Alright I'm joking...when I didn't say I was not joking because I was actually joking.


Better?

[chopin2015]

Judging by your tone and the way you used your words I can tell that you carry a great deal of inner turmoil and anger, thus I deduct you had a rough childhood probably in the outskirts of a Polonaise town where you meet  your first love but were separated by the social-political circumstances of that time.
Also you have Dad issues.

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Joking I love you OMG play me some Waltz or Nocturnes.

uh...I do have dad issues. Yes, my mom and biological dad were both musicians, and married very young, acting on passion rather than logical thinking and then divorced before I ever even turned 1 yr. passion, something many pianists suffer from, when trying to play Chopin Ballades. LOL


BTW, I hope this wasn't your attempt to bring something to everyone's attention with intent of accusing me of something, possibly the relationships I took very seriously in the past, based on poor judgement. The parts of my soul that I sacrificed, shameful and very private (not THAT shameful though, so what the hell?)

hahahahahah....

[chopin2015]

BTW, like, every other girl born in the 1990s and after will have "dad issues". Due to divorce, lack of dedication to religion and low standards for what people's morals should be like. I say this because religion is the basic way to teach people good things or it's supposed to...So, calling someone out for having dad issues, you really didn't create a pleasant topic, here. Also, you know...I read online that guys really don't like girls that have dad issues, so guys!!! KEEP THAT IN MIND! Us girls that grew up without a dad, you should not date them or marry them or anything! In fact, even being friends with these awful people, you should avoid.

not to be bitter, or anything...

you know, that porn talk was probably a better idea than this.

Btw

Yuja:

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/194991858837846851/

[senanserat]

uh...I do have dad issues. Yes, my mom and biological dad were both musicians, and married very young, acting on passion rather than logical thinking and then divorced before I ever even turned 1 yr. passion, something many pianists suffer from, when trying to play Chopin Ballades. LOL


BTW, I hope this wasn't your attempt to bring something to everyone's attention with intent of accusing me of something, possibly the relationships I took very seriously in the past, based on poor judgement. The parts of my soul that I sacrificed, shameful and very private (not THAT shameful though, so what the hell?)

hahahahahah....

Not at all if you feel offended I will remove it asap, to be honest I was just messing with the first one to appear, to be able to deduct such things out of those words would be outlandish, unless you're telling me I DID scored then wow...I should consider a major in psychology for the muniez.

It is all in good nature, considering this forum is the troll-basket, oh and I joined like .... 4 months ago? So I don't know you very well for wat I glimpsed you're a cool and good individual.

If it makes you feel better, my mother had me at 15, (he was 17) when he realized my father promptly fled and I didn't see him for years until I found out he had a new family of his own with a daughter with my name's equivalent for females.

Not that I care, he is the one missing a lifetime of piano muziks.

[rachmaninoff_forever]

Oh, so you don't like Bach because its not difficult for you?....

We'll not JUST because he's difficult for me, but it is one of many reasons why I hate him.

[rachmaninoff_forever]

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/194991858837846851/

I think I may have found myself a new...

Nah...  Not yet!