Holy Sh*t... --> Holy Bowel Movement (edited by mod)

[faulty_damper]

What?  I can't even use a self-centered word like "sh*t" anymore?  So just like the previous thread about why fuzz algae smelled like marijuana, this thread had it's title changed. Here's the post.

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Holy SH*T...

You'll understand the title when you see this:
https://www.ebay.com/itm/TOTO-WAZA-MIYABI-PINE-TREE-ELONGATED-TOILET-/360367792636?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item53e79821fc

I was searching for the Pilot Miyabi multi-pen+pencil (now discontinued) and saw that toilet as a related search result.  But I gotta say, this pen:
https://www.ebay.com/itm/Pilot-Miyabi-2-Color-Ballpoint-Pen-Sharp-Pencil-Crane-Pine-BTHM-3SR-TM-Japan-/171214907584?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item27dd3428c0
...would go great with that toilet!

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Is "sh*t" really that bad of a word?  Maybe because I'm not old but I have no problem saying sh*t and don't find it offensive.  If I were to quantify that offensiveness on a scale of 1-10, I would say it's a 2; 3 tops.  Really?  Did the mod have to edit the title?  "Bowel Movement" has no impact and gives away the idea of the beautiful toilet.  But my god, would that toilet beautiful to sit on.  I don't think I'd ever get up, except to admire how beautiful it is.  And that pen, I'd sit on that toilet while writing with that pen.

[ryankmfdm]

 Not really quite sure what the big deal is. Give me a halfway decent paint set, and I could probably do that to my toilet at home for a fraction of the cost.

[faulty_damper]

It's a work of art even if you sh*t in it.  And no, you can't just buy a paint set and paint that; you must use specialized glazings and then bake it in a large enough oven for it to cure.  That toilet makes all other toilets look plain.

[danny_pianist]

What about this one?



A golden toilet has a better flush system, you should buy it 

[outin]

This is much more to my taste...no need to turn on the lights

[faulty_damper]

What about this one?



A golden toilet has a better flush system, you should buy it 

It looks like a bowl for sugar, not classy at all.  Who wants to take a sh*t in a sugar bowl?
It also looks like a brass doorstop.

[faulty_damper]

This is much more to my taste...no need to turn on the lights

Is that even real? It looks fake.

[outin]

Is that even real? It looks fake.

Why not, it's a very simple design, coloured plastic with a led light string. Not expensive to make.

[faulty_damper]

Oh, is that what it is?  It looks like it was made in a CAD program and given an X-ray look.