I'm not attractive.

A typical asian kid (god julie would have no bloody clue what a ching chong looks like, cause she's probably so *** white washed, my bedroom walls get jealous (haha jkjk

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I'm well... scrawny, entering adulthood..(20)
wears geeky $600 glasses
dresses like I'm going to work (which is what I do everyday)
My natural hair line looks like Lang Langs but more pronounced, and my eyes are sure as *** not as beady as LL's. God his eyes look like they're going to pop out.
I have a somewhat strong but angularly curved jaw line and wide fat nose that takes up the size of Idaho. I have what are known as "felix eyes"...eyes that are squinty like any average asian person. My teeth are relatively straight and fine after $5000 of ortho treatment, but a bit yellow (I drink coffee...).
Wears black or tan dress pants and checkered work shirt
SO TASH! DRAW A PIC OF WHAT YOU THINK I LOOK LIKE!
Lets do the same for Bernie and Janice (Janice has such as sweet name, gets me hot everytime I hear that name... same with Melissa and Felicia)