If you're a guy, part your hair to the left...

[cuberdrift]

Well, I've come across this rather peculiar article, which mentions five seemingly pointless pieces of advice, generally for men, which helps one's image.

I stopped at the "part your hair to the left". Things just got weird. I myself always part my hair to the right, and have not been particularly popular with people of my generation, at least from the time I did it that way.

That section of the article disses in a few real-life celebrities to prove its point - which I don't believe is a particularly credible way to prove a point - but after quickly remembering Hitler, I decided to google an image of him.

And, nope, it wasn't parted to the left.  



Another thing I found interesting was that women tended to prefer men who didn't smile. That, too, made me think. I'd frankly prefer smiling females, but I always thought putting in an air of optimism made you more attractive regardless of gender.

What's your take on this? Is it worth adhering to?

[senanserat]

Hitler was a top model. Ignore those foolish cretins.

[Bob]

I think they've got a video of that too.

So... Guys should go around grumpy and shave their head?  I guess I'm getting there.

[j_menz]

So... Guys should go around grumpy and shave their head?  I guess I'm getting there.

Some of us started there...

[Bob]

Add a cigar and call him Winston.  It will balance this thread out.

[senanserat]

Add a lock beard and glasses and call him Walter.