Is it too faint a hope that someone might actually be breathing?
Check our Rodion Shchedrin, Carl Vine, Faizil Say, Stephen Hough, our own Alistair, David Tredici, and countless others......
Now, 'scuse me while I go dust the museum that is "contemporary" piano repertoire. Maybe a very heavy duster? Or, heaven help us, one of these apparently newfangled electric suction thingies?