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Modern piano moving - the sequel (Read 932 times)

Offline thalbergmad

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Modern piano moving - the sequel
« on: January 17, 2015, 12:48:47 AM »
Last week, i employed Modern piano moving to take my antique piano to my new house. Initially they said they could not help as they only dealt with modern pianos, but they changed their minds and agreed to do the job.

At the appointed time, there was a knock on my door and i was confronted by two chimps and a trapdoor spider on a skateboard. I protested, but they assured me they had moved many pianos before with no damage.

However, within just a few minutes they had destroyed my piano, poisened my pet millipede, murdered my children and gang raped my granny.

I would suggest anyone considering using this company should employ extreme caution. The bastards.

Yours,

Mr Noaxetogrind.
Curator/Director
Concerto Preservation Society

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Re: Modern piano moving - the sequel
«Reply #1 on: January 17, 2015, 01:23:16 AM »
Last week, i employed Modern piano moving to take my antique piano

There's your problem. They move modern pianos, not antique ones.  ::)

And your millipede was asking for it anyway.
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Re: Modern piano moving - the sequel
«Reply #2 on: January 17, 2015, 02:35:23 AM »
Dear mr  noaxetogrind


Thank you for choosing us,
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