All right Bernhard, tell us... [Bob asks]

[Bob]

I saw this post
https://pianoforum.net/smf/index.php/topic,5767.msg56296/topicseen.html#msg56296

I've seen how you rattle off the threads when replying.


How are you going about taking notes?   Do you keep a list by category and collect all the info and links?  Do you organize all the threads you've posted to?  Tell us! 

[Brian Healey]

Maybe when someone posts a topic, he just does a search for that topic and lists all the previous threads? I don't know......

[Tash]

he's god what else can you expect?

[Bob]

I want god to explain how he became god so I can become a god later on.

Or, to put it a different way...

How do you make a Bernhard?

[Tash]

know absolutely everything about everything

[faulty_damper]

It's rather very simple: Bernhard is really a computer program designed to spout out answers and responses very similar to the computer psychiatrist, Eliza.


The Eliza program

me.  Hi, Eliza, how are you today?
Eliza.  I'm fine.  And you?
me.  I'm feeling okay, I guess.
Eliza.  Why do you guess?
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Ther Bernhard program

me.  I have this problem with fast passages in the 50th measure of Balakirev's Islamey.  Can anyone help me?
Bernhard.  Yes.  See the problem here is because
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Have a look at this thread for a more information.
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And also check out
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and not to mention
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Best wishes,
Bernhard

 

[Bob]

Dave:  Ok, I'm done practicing.  Open the practice room doors Bernhard.
Bernhard program (monotone voice) :  I'm sorry, Dave, but I cannot do that"
Dave:  Open the practice room doors!
Bernhard program:  I'm sorry Dave.  You're not finished with those trills yet...

[m1469]

Dave:  Ok, I'm done practicing.  Open the practice room doors Bernhard.
Bernhard program (monotone voice) :  I'm sorry, Dave, but I cannot do that"
Dave:  Open the practice room doors!
Bernhard program:  I'm sorry Dave.  You're not finished with those trills yet..

  LOL