Mysteries of the piano forum

[hodi]

can u tell me some of its mysteries?

[Tash]

there are mysteries?

ooh my mystery- the supposed existance of polls, yet the button that is supposed to exist doesn't....

[bernhard]

Some members are routinely abducted and never seen again. Cattle mutilation is sometimes reported in connection with it.

The truth is out there.

Best wishes,
Bernhard.

[piano_learner]

I have tried to warn people 

https://pianoforum.net/smf/index.php/topic,5434.msg52020.html#msg52020

[Tash]

ah yes, julie was a classic example of the abduction, and spatula- had to get deleted in an attempt to stop him from coming back...

*stares out window at the street and looks for the 'people' to come and take me away* jeez i must be getting close, over 1000 posts and all now...

[Bob]

.... the Langoliers!.....

I know a secret of the piano forum, but I'm not telling anyone!     It's a good, very interesting secret!  lol.....   It's a "big" secret!   lol....  "The Secret Chamber" of the pf site!.... ooooo..... (sing-songy) "I know where it i-is!  I know where it i-is!"   lol....

I wonder who this "hidden" guest is....  that's mysterious....

Julie was most unusual.  Very talkative, then nothing!  I forget the exact numbers (and don't mind exagerrating for dramatic effect) but it was something like 400 posts in four days.   Then nothing.   ".... and Julie was never seen again...."  So, beware kiddies that post too much on the pf site!  Beware!   lol....

There was a mystery about notifications, but that got all cleared up.

And, of course,  Bernhard is a mystery.  So much knowledge in one person.....

[bernhard]

And for those of you who get paranoid about “Men in Black”, let us not forget that this is the “Forum in Black”.

[Ludwig Van Rachabji]

I believe that Julie's last post was in the topic about show-off pieces...

[Ludwig Van Rachabji]

Never mind... it was about Chopin Etudes.

[Bob]

Perhaps the missing people are posting on the unreachable "dark side of the forum."  (rubs chin... mysteriously)p

We found another mystery with the ads on the bottom of the page.  They're selected based on the most frequent words in the forum.  Something like that.  Good old Google....

[Glissando]

figure this one out- I was viewing the users online thing (where you can see what threads everyone are reading) and this was one of the users:
Guest                         
08:44:56 PM
(viewing:) Nothing, or nothing you can see...
I swear I'm not making it up.
Weird, huh?

[Bacfokievrahms]

one of the things i've noticed about my mom is her startling array of mysteries...

[donjuan]

figure this one out- I was viewing the users online thing (where you can see what threads everyone are reading) and this was one of the users:
Guest                         
08:44:56 PM
(viewing:) Nothing, or nothing you can see...
I swear I'm not making it up.
Weird, huh?

(x-files music)
haha the truth is out there..

[Motrax]

I own the internet. But that's only indirectly related to the piano forum. 

[Tash]

really? i thought i owned the net...

[Bob]

Dang.... Motrax or Tash owns the internet?  I've been renting the internet from this guy for a long time now.

[BoliverAllmon]

this thread is awesome.

[SDL]

Who was spatula why did he get banned?

[Siberian Husky]

he was this pretty awesome guy ( i think )..and from my understanding he voluntarily banned himself for what was thought to be only a small period of time..but he hasnt returned for months...the reason he left is he was crossing the line a bit in a few of his posts, alot of people thought he was being  abit too vulgar, but i personally saw nothing wrong with the things he said, but i guess he kinda set the example for others in what NOT to say..anyways..yeah..i eat sandwhiches

[Siberian Husky]

Perhaps the missing people are posting on the unreachable "dark side of the forum."  (rubs chin... mysteriously)p

We found another mystery with the ads on the bottom of the page.  They're selected based on the most frequent words in the forum.  Something like that.  Good old Google....

LOL DUDE!..the google adds at the bottom were about UFO's ghosts and mysterious extra terrestrial findings hahaha...aweeesome

[pytis]

ya thats cool i got one

why i the M moving in the button place when nothing else is maby its to send the forum in black people muhahahaha

YOU HEARD NOTHING!

[pytis]

https://www.pianoforum.net/smf/index.php/topic,8018.msg81606.html#msg81606

whose this invisible guy but how can he post hes a guest

this is "bob" 's  question not mine i dont take any credit

[Bob]

I think when you cancel your account you can still post things.

  Hey!  You copied my question!  See below this thread.

[Bob]

Here is a mystery....  What was there before piano forum?

[xvimbi]

Here is a mystery....  What was there before piano forum?

Chaos and mayhem! Now, we all have orderly and civilized lives again

[pytis]

ya i know i copied it i just think it belonget here.

[pytis]

ok i edited it you got all the credit for it now bob

[Bob]

Another mystery....


(Bob thinks to self)
Pytis asked the same question I did...  <gasp> Maybe Pytis read my mind.... thinkgoodthoughtsthinkgoodthoughtsthinkgoodthoughtsthinkgoodthoughts....

[invisible]

https://www.pianoforum.net/smf/index.php/topic,8018.msg81606.html#msg81606

whose this invisible guy but how can he post hes a guest

I deleted my account after having previously posted, but I came back (wearing my mask and my cape).  Obviously.

sincerely,
invisible

[mikeyg]

allthumbs
Newbie
Jr. Member

Posts: 67

althumbs is a newbie/junior member... 

[pytis]

who told you about my secret mind reading device bob... wait did i say that out loud...carp that too... i meant to mesage... forget it "YOU HEARD NOTHING!!!!"

[puma]

   Mikeyg, why is that a mystery?

[mikeyg]

How is it possible to be a newbie (posts<25) and a jr member (25<posts<100(i think)) at the same time?

[puma]

    Whoa...you got good eyes.  I must admit I did not see that at first sight. In answer to your question, it's probably an error within the program making that typo.

[mikeyg]

    Whoa...you got good eyes.  I must admit I did not see that at first sight. In answer to your question, it's probably an error within the program making that typo.

Yes, I am a hawk!

It's just interesting that the program has a glitch only for this one user out of thousands.

[puma]

    Right, I was thinking the same thing - why does this glitch only affect this one user out of tens of thousands?  I guess it is a mystery.

[puma]

   Does anyone remember Lenny?
   Dude comes on as newbie and in two days has over 400 posts.  Some of them were funny, some of them were useless, some downright insulting, but it was interesting and shook things up a bit.  I remember Nils and some of the other members of the piano forum stepping in to apply discipline, however. It's been a few months since I've seen anything posted by him.

[Tash]

he was like julie. in fact he probably was julie.

[tds]

he was like julie. in fact he probably was julie.

mikeyg has also suspected that i might be lenny, haven't you, mike? hit me if i am wrong. tds