Let's write a story....

[richard w]

The rules: only one word per post, no consecutive posts from the same member and no punctuation (some members already excel in this regard, hehe).

I'll start.








Once

[xvimbi]

twice

[allchopin]

(Three times, a ladehh..! - jk)
Thrice

[Cindysphinx]

mathematically

[athykay]

reproduced

(can't we have more than one  word - pretty please)

[Glissando]

this will never work- you can't write a story like that, it'll just be another thread like the 'fall' thread.
We need a paragraph each at least.

[xvimbi]

this will never work- you can't write a story like that, it'll just be another thread like the 'fall' thread.
We need a paragraph each at least.

True creativity lies in simplicity! Why use a whole paragraph if a single word suffices? Don't make me guess what your gender is

Ouch, ouch. Don't hit me. Ouch, no, not there, it hurts.

[Glissando]

True creativity lies in simplicity! Why use a whole paragraph if a single word suffices? Don't make me guess what your gender is

*sigh* Clearly, you are no Dickens.
( u r very funny though!)

[m1469]

Food

[xvimbi]

Once twice thrice mathematically reproduced Food precariously

[athykay]

[okay! }   

 teetered

[athykay]

[rule change proposal:  prepositions and articles don't count as a word]

[richard w]

[Er, well perhaps a whole story was a little ambitious. I was at least hoping for a sentence which would ramble mysteriously (and amusingly?), as each participant thought of what direction it should next follow, but was only able to express this direction with the addition of one word, even if it was just a preposition or a conjunction. Then, the sentence would be at the mercy of the next contributor Anyway, let's carry on. Perhaps it would be easier to follow if we cut and pasted the whole sentence, adding our word at the end thus:]




Once twice thrice mathematically reproduced Food precariously teetered almost

[Glissando]

Once twice thrice mathematically reproduced Food precariously teetered almost silently

[Cindysphinx]

Once twice thrice mathematically reproduced Food precariously teetered almost silently atop an

[athykay]

Once twice thrice mathematically reproduced Food precariously teetered almost silently until

[realitytest]

(Ahem, knotty problem creatively solved.... )
   
Once twice thrice mathematically reproduced Food precariously teetered almost silently atop an UNTIL,

    glowing

[Floristan]

Once twice thrice mathematically reproduced Food precariously teetered almost silently atop an UNTIL, glowing ominously

[jgoo]

Once twice thrice mathematically reproduced Food precariously teetered almost silently atop an UNTIL, glowing ominously black

[Tash]

Once twice thrice mathematically reproduced Food precariously teetered almost silently atop an UNTIL, glowing ominously black mould

[richard w]

Once twice thrice mathematically reproduced Food precariously teetered almost silently atop an UNTIL, glowing ominously black mould pulsating

[xvimbi]

Once twice thrice mathematically reproduced Food precariously teetered almost silently atop an UNTIL, glowing ominously black mould pulsating viciously

(I think the "UNTIL" is a typo. It should be "anthill" )

[pianonut]

ok here it goes:  once, twice, thrice mathematically reproduced food precariously teetered almost silently atop _________ until a glowing ominously black mould started pulsating viciously underneath IT.  "it" is my word.  this would aptly describe a player piano in a practice room.

[athykay]

once, twice, thrice mathematically reproduced food precariously teetered almost silently atop _________ until a glowing ominously black mould started pulsating viciously underneath IT.    Thunderbolts

[richard w]

once, twice, thrice mathematically reproduced food precariously teetered almost silently atop _________ until a glowing ominously black mould started pulsating viciously underneath IT.    'Thunderbolts', said



[Ok, I concede we need punctuation. ]

[pianonut]

"once, twice, thrice mathematically reproduced food precariously teetered almost silently atop (the piano keys? the thunderbolt?) until a glowing ominously black mould started pulsating viciously underneath it.  Said Fred, "

[pianonut]

or "Thunderbolts," said Fred.

[allchopin]

Once, twice thrice, mathematically reproduced food precariously teetered almost silently atop an UNdisclosed Time Infraction List (pretty sure thats what Kathy meant ) until a glowing, ominously-black mold started pulsating vicously underneath it.  "Thunderbolts," said Fred, "always   . . .

[athykay]

Once, twice thrice, mathematically reproduced food precariously teetered almost silently atop an UNdisclosed Time Infraction List (pretty sure thats what Kathy meant Tongue) until a glowing, ominously-black mold started pulsating vicously underneath it.  "Thunderbolts," said Fred, "always  remember. .

[ "UNdisclosed Time Infraction List (pretty sure thats what Kathy meant" ]

[pianonut]

Once, twice, thrice mathematically reporduced food precariously teetered almost silently atop an Undisclosed Time Infraction List until a glowing, ominously black mold started pulsating viciously underneath it.  "Thunderbolts," Fred said, "always remember TO...

[xvimbi]

Once, twice, thrice mathematically reporduced food precariously teetered almost silently atop an Undisclosed Time Infraction List until a glowing, ominously black mold started pulsating viciously underneath it.  "Thunderbolts," Fred said, "always remember to brush...

[Ludwig Van Rachabji]

Once, twice, thrice mathematically reporduced food precariously teetered almost silently atop an Undisclosed Time Infraction List until a glowing, ominously black mold started pulsating viciously underneath it.  "Thunderbolts," Fred said, "always remember to brush their...

[pianonut]

Once, twice, thrice mathematically reproduced food precariously teetered almost silently atop an UNdisclosed Time Infraction List until a glowing, ominously black mold started pulsating viciously underneath it.  "Thunderbolts," Fred said, "always remember to brush their CUBED...

[Bob]

Once, twice, thrice mathematically reproduced food precariously teetered almost silently atop an UNdisclosed Time Infraction List until a glowing, ominously black mold started pulsating viciously underneath it.  "Thunderbolts," Fred said, "always remember to brush their cubed cheeses!"


ROFL from "three times a lady"  I did not see that one coming.  Funniest thing I saw today.

Maybe we should be allowed to do a whole sentence?

[Tash]

Once, twice, thrice mathematically reproduced food precariously teetered almost silently atop an UNdisclosed Time Infraction List until a glowing, ominously black mold started pulsating viciously underneath it.  "Thunderbolts," Fred said, "always remember to brush their cubed cheeses!"
'BLASPHEMY!

[athykay]

Once, twice, thrice mathematically reproduced food precariously teetered almost silently atop an UNdisclosed Time Infraction List until a glowing, ominously black mold started pulsating viciously underneath it.  "Thunderbolts," Fred said, "always remember to brush their cubed cheeses!"
 "BLASPHEMY!" shouted .  . .

[allchopin]

Whoa, the story doesn't actually have the word 'until' in it... (thought the grammar is incoherent)

Once, twice, thrice mathematically reproduced food precariously teetered almost silently atop an UNdisclosed Time Infraction List, glowing ominously black mold started pulsating viciously underneath it.  "Thunderbolts," Fred said, "always remember to brush their cubed cheeses!"
"BLASPHEMY!" shouted Thor

[Floristan]

Once, twice, thrice mathematically reproduced food precariously teetered almost silently atop an UNdisclosed Time Infraction List, glowing ominously black mold started pulsating viciously underneath it. "Thunderbolts," Fred said, "always remember to brush their cubed cheeses!"
"BLASPHEMY!" shouted Thor, raising

[Tash]

Once, twice, thrice mathematically reproduced food precariously teetered almost silently atop an UNdisclosed Time Infraction List, glowing ominously black mold started pulsating viciously underneath it. "Thunderbolts," Fred said, "always remember to brush their cubed cheeses!"
"BLASPHEMY!" shouted Thor, raising both

[jlh]

Once, twice, thrice mathematically reproduced food precariously teetered almost silently atop an UNdisclosed Time Infraction List, glowing ominously black mold started pulsating viciously underneath it. "Thunderbolts," Fred said, "always remember to brush their cubed cheeses!"
"BLASPHEMY!" shouted Thor, raising both socks

[xvimbi]

Once, twice, thrice mathematically reproduced food precariously teetered almost silently atop an UNdisclosed Time Infraction List, glowing ominously black mold started pulsating viciously underneath it. "Thunderbolts," Fred said, "always remember to brush their cubed cheeses!"
"BLASPHEMY!" shouted Thor, raising both socks way

[pianonut]

Once, twice, thrice mathematically reproduced food precariously teetered almost silently atop an UNdisclosed Time Infraction List until a glowing, ominously black mold started pulsating viciously underneath it.  "Thunderbolts," Fred said, "always remember to brush their cubed cheeses.  "___________!" shouted Thor, raising both socks way STINKY

(i tend to just throw them out- that is my 15 year olds- after they are found under the bed for several months  *and wondering what is that smell?)

[richard w]

Once, twice, thrice mathematically reproduced food precariously teetered almost silently atop an UNdisclosed Time Infraction List until a glowing, ominously black mold started pulsating viciously underneath it. "Thunderbolts," Fred said, "always remember to brush their cubed cheeses."
"BLASPHEMY!" shouted Thor, raising both socks way stinky, though

[pianonut]

Once, twice, thrice mathematically reproduced food precariously teetered almost silently atop an UNdisclosed Time Infraction List until a glowing, ominously black mold started pulsating viciously underneath it.  "Thunderbolts," said Fred, "always remember to brush your cubed cheeses!" "__________," shouted Thor, holding up both socks way stinky, though unmatched

[richard w]

Once, twice, thrice mathematically reproduced food precariously teetered almost silently atop an UNdisclosed Time Infraction List until a glowing, ominously black mold started pulsating viciously underneath it. "Thunderbolts," Fred said, "always remember to brush their cubed cheeses."
"BLASPHEMY!" shouted Thor, raising both socks way stinky, though unmatched on

[athykay]

Once, twice, thrice mathematically reproduced food precariously teetered almost silently atop an UNdisclosed Time Infraction List until a glowing, ominously black mold started pulsating viciously underneath it. "Thunderbolts," Fred said, "always remember to brush their cubed cheeses."
"BLASPHEMY!" shouted Thor, raising both socks way stinky, though unmatched on
flagpoles . . .

[xvimbi]

Once, twice, thrice mathematically reproduced food precariously teetered almost silently atop an UNdisclosed Time Infraction List until a glowing, ominously black mold started pulsating viciously underneath it. "Thunderbolts," Fred said, "always remember to brush their cubed cheeses."
"BLASPHEMY!" shouted Thor, raising both socks way stinky, though unmatched on
flagpoles skyhigh...

[Glissando]

Once, twice, thrice mathematically reproduced food precariously teetered almost silently atop an UNdisclosed Time Infraction List until a glowing, ominously black mold started pulsating viciously underneath it. "Thunderbolts," Fred said, "always remember to brush their cubed cheeses."
"BLASPHEMY!" shouted Thor, raising both socks way stinky, though unmatched on
flagpoles skyhigh precariously....

[pianonut]

Once, twice, thrice mathematically reproduced food precariously teetered almost silently atop an UNdisclosed Time Infraction List until a glowing, ominously black mold started pulsating viciously underneath it.  "Thunderbolts," said Fred, "always remember to brush their cubed cheeses."  "_________," shouted Thor, raising both socks way stinky, though unmatched on flagpoles skyhigh precariously PERCHED

[athykay]

Once, twice, thrice mathematically reproduced food precariously teetered almost silently atop an UNdisclosed Time Infraction List until a glowing, ominously black mold started pulsating viciously underneath it.  "Thunderbolts," said Fred, "always remember to brush their cubed cheeses."  "_________," shouted Thor, raising both socks way stinky, though unmatched on flagpoles skyhigh precariously PERCHED and . .  .