BREAKING NEWS: PIANOSTREET MEMBER RUBINSTEINMAD CONVICTED OF IDENTITY THEFT

[rubinsteinmad]

         From the New Jersey Press:

        "Emily Angel's life had been going pretty well. The 13-year-old Californian had been truly living up to her surname by applying for a prestigious summer program and acing all her exams, which are notoriously difficult in Califonia. She seemed to have been, quite literally, rocking and rolling through her life like a hit from a Katy Perry album. That is, until a white male on a classical music forum stole her identity.

       The man, 81-year-old Michael Olivia Robert Moany IV, also known by his screen name Rubinsteinmad on a forum called PianoStreet, had a profound, and disastrous, effect on the life of the young Californian, who was expelled from her school and denied admittance to the summer program. The two had first met on an online dating app called ChopinList. As of July 9th, Moany has not yet disclosed his motifs for his actions, but is being pressured to do so by law enforcement. He was arrested on Thursday outside of his Princeton home after an investigation made it clear that he was the culprit.
      
      We asked Emily's mother if she had anything to say. And, of course, she did: "I am shocked. I am disgusted. I am appalled that a male citizen of America of 81 years would have the audacity to do this."
          
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 HAPPY LATE APRIL FOOLS DAY!!!!!
  

[mjames]

Aw, we've missed you too.

[rubinsteinmad]

Aw, we've missed you too.

Was it good?

[rubinsteinmad]

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[swagmaster420x]

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