Would You Rather - for pianists!

[outin]

all black ones duh

Really? I would rather keep the blacks, they make nice music without any whites...

[rachmaninoff_forever]

Really? I would rather keep the blacks, they make nice music without any whites...

*brushes off shoulder and pops my blazer collar*

[mjames]

Really? I would rather keep the blacks, they make nice music without any whites...

#nocontext lol

[tinyking12345]

Would you rather have live bears for feet, or live squirrels attached to your ears?

[cuberdrift]

Would you rather have live bears for feet, or live squirrels attached to your ears?

What kind of bear? If it's big ones like the Grizzly, no thanks. It's physically impossible anyway. I'll pick the squirrels. 

Would you rather learn Hanon in all keys, up to 216 beats-per-minute, memorized, or the Opus Clavicembalisticum?

[klavieronin]

Would you rather learn Hanon in all keys, up to 216 beats-per-minute, memorized, or the Opus Clavicembalisticum?

That doesn't even deserve an answer.

Would you rather burn your piano or all your sheet music?