What's for dinner today!

[compline]

I treated myself to curry & chips , yum.
For afters, had pineapple and yogurt.

[j_tour]

I'm treating myself to a Marlboro Black Menthol cigarette, a Hurricane High Gravity Bear Malt Liquor, and whatever disgusting smell is coming off my COVID beard, and, when I can manage it without imagining vomiting, one or two bits of Flamin' Hot Crunchy Cheetos.

It's really delightful.

The bouquet of the beard stench really pulls the meal together.

[j_tour]

Hmmm...that's odd.

I'm dining on yett another Marlboro Black Menthol cigarette (yes, chlldren, buy Malrboro stock where you work or bank, and keep our boys in blue fighting overseas!)

I think it's part of the same bag as last night of Cheetos (sorry, that's how they spell it) Flamin' Hot Crunchy.

Ah, but I classed up the joint.  Steel Reserve 211.  I don't know that they're actually enjoined to call it beer,  I don't see anything on the can that indicates exactly what it is.  It's pretty beer-like, though.  It's a cult classic.  Trust me, your grandkids will love it.

And for supper music? 

Great, finally that shrieking cow with horrible taste, ridiculous intonation, and no discipline has finally stopped. 

I enjoy the night music of CV-19 freaks and the noise their wonderful machines make.

I'm going to enjoy enjoy another Malrboro Black Menthol King Size healthful cigarette.  Consider it, won't you?  Or, should I say COnsider ....no, that doesn't work.

I did shave off the chin, so, I got the Lemmy/Duane Allman beard going, which is nice.  I think it's the moustache area that really stinks.  Well, you know, positioning.

So, enjoy the aroma, and stay for the flavor, you wonderful guys and gals! 

/*ATTN some retailers, I've noticed, have been passing off Marlboro Black Menthol 270s as King Size.  These people cannot be trusted.  So, yeah, I'll break it down.  100s are for old ladies and really weak wristed suckpumps.  King size is what people smoke.  The 270s are little smaller ones than the King size, so you can huff one down during the time it takes me to lay it down for you.  Clerks, especially in a grocery store, are really, really stupid.  About 10% are pretty chill.  But they don't know what they're talking about.

Trust, but verify.

And, remember, buy American tobacco wherever you work or bank.  MIDDLE FINGER!!!!!!!!!*/

[Bob]

Pork chops.  I found a place that still have meat.