If it's that silly to you, why did you feel compelled to post? Your points about Liszt and Chopin have already been brought up, so that can't be the reason. On the whole it seems like you don't know what you're saying or why.
I know very well what I am saying, and that is the exact reason why it is impossible to rate them. I think it is quite evident that each pianist has something different about him/her that makes him/her great. Sometimes it is a combination of things, ie. showmanship, virtuosity, original interpretations...maybe even shocking unorthodox interpretations, tone, colour etc. I don't see how you can place these pianists on some heirarchial scale when each one combines the elements listed, plus more in such different ways.
Another point which is continuously ignored is that performance practice has changed dramatically. Thus the idea of what constituted a great pianist today is completely different from what it was in the time of Liszt, Beethoven, Mozart etc. Where do you draw the line between musicality, and virtuosity for its own sake? These are all very subjective questions that do not warrant definitive answers. It is therefore quite a useless endeavour to post lists of prospects for the top 10. You could easily place 100 pianists in the top ten by considering some equal to others. Anyway, I would rather keep this conversation on the polite side and not allow ignorant remarks to get in the way.
I just found it insulting that you posted a reply suggesting that I had no idea what I wanted to say. Just try and post a list with a detailed description of your choices, and I bet you 10-1 I can find something to counter it. In this mere fact lies my argument that the topic is rather silly to discuss. I think a better question would have been "Who are your top 10 favorite pianists of all time?" Anyway, regardless, one would have to know every single pianist that ever lived to formulate an accurate list. Maybe I am digging into this too deep, but I still feel that my point warrants consideration.
Thanks for reading, and I hope we can continue this on a more friendly note (no pun intended

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