Where's Bob?

[visitor]

Where's Bob?

[lelle]

Bob's not here.

[perfect_pitch]

I think J_Tour killed him in order to 'try' and win the 'Last Post wins' thread.

[j_tour]

I think J_Tour killed him in order to 'try' and win the 'Last Post wins' thread.

Bollocks.  I may be a bad man, but I'm not that low. 

I suspect bob's still here, and is just playing it smart.

outin as well.  They're just biding their time.

We're the real stupes:  I bet you anything bob's just fine and will have the last laugh.

[perfect_pitch]

True... and he'll have a badly embedded cat picture as well to go with his return.

[compline]

Bob has joined another forum! 

[visitor]

Hi Bob
Thanks for lurking

[Bob]

I haven't been over to Piano World for a long time.  ... I'm not planning on stopping by soon.   I just haven't been there for years.

[visitor]

Hi Bob where ever  you are

[Bob]

 

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ComplexUnderstatedGuanaco-mobile.mp4

[perfect_pitch]

 

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ComplexUnderstatedGuanaco-mobile.mp4

That makes sense... your inability to embed stuff on Pianostreet...

Welcome back.

[lostinidlewonder]

I thought Bob had grew out of this game already?... fine!

Where's Bob?? Wheeeeerrrrreeee's Bob?? Theres Bob!!!! yayyyyyy

[Bob]

Maybe I've been out snail wrangling.  They've evolved.



Source, so I don't have to search for it again later:
www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/ohqmxg/realistic_alien_xenomorph_snail_sculpture/

[j_tour]

Hey! 

HEY!

Bob!

BOB!!!!

You still there?

[visitor]

He's not here

He's not there ..but he definitely is somewhere , but where?

[j_tour]

He's not here

He's not there ..but he definitely is somewhere , but where?

I can see that!

But WHERE!  Where is Bob?

I'm not fooling around any more.

I will find out!  There are some very serious business interests at stake here.

[perfect_pitch]

CHRIST ON A STICK...

He posted in your favourite thread only hours ago. Maybe he's just avoiding THIS thread because you abuse the sh*t out of him.

[j_tour]

Hey.  Hey Bob.

Bob.  Hey.

Hey Bob.

[visitor]

Just had a ponder
Checked over yonder
Bob is quite the absconder

[Bob]

Hey.  Hey Bob.

Bob.  Hey.

Hey Bob.

Hm.  It depends.  That's cutting in my bedtime there.

[visitor]

Bob's where ?

[j_tour]

Bob's where ?

Well, who, exactly? 

And where is he, anyway?

[Bob]

"I'll do you one better.  Why is Bob?"   

[perfect_pitch]

"I'll do you one better.  Why is Bob?"   

I don't think that technically works. 'Why' is a word that prompts the clarification of something else, eg:

Why is Bob... bad at embedding images on this forum.
Why is Bob... so interested in Drax from Guardians of the Galaxy

See?

[j_tour]

I think Bob, whoever he is, is probably a Groot fan. 

But where is he?  Really!  Now I must know.

[ivorycherry]

“Why is Bob?"   

[/youtube]

[Bob]

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I think that's bullshit that he can't explain something simply because the other person is too ignorant.  It sounds like it's more complicated, maybe not completely known then, and he's more dancing around it.  "It's too complicated.  I can't explain it to you."

[j_tour]

Well, I don't wish to expound on Feynman's manner of explanation, whether in this television or in his many publications destined for students, such as his classic lecture notes, nor popular works such as his explanation of quantum electrodynamics.  Nor many of his other published plenary lectures.

I do think it's worth looking at the biographical tale of his exploits:  I can't remember the title, but he was quite a cad in his own way.

However, what I wish to know is simply, where is Bob?

It's not a difficult question, but there are some interests that I'm not at liberty to discuss. 

Let's say I wish to know where Bob is.

Where is Bob at?

At which place is Bob?

Not angry.

But, it's better for everybody if we just know where Bob is.

You understand?

Good.

So I'll ask again, and just one time.

Where's Bob.

JUST PUT THE BOB IN THE BASKET!

No, I'm kidding of course.

But where's Bob?

Bob is where?

No, no.

Start again.

Where's Bob.

No, wait.

Where's Bob?

Good.

Where's Bob?

[visitor]

Didn't see Bob but I believe I caught a glimpse of evidence of Bob having been here,not sure ,but pretty convincing

[goldentone]

Just had a ponder
Checked over yonder
Bob is quite the absconder

You have earned a "Like"
Ere the peachy pike 

[Bob]

Didn't see Bob but I believe I caught a glimpse of evidence of Bob having been here,not sure ,but pretty convincing

I may have logged in but forgot to post.  Or I fell asleep.  That's happened a few times.

[visitor]

Here see? I think it was bob

https://twitter.com/shouldhaveaduck/status/1519412129912131584?t=sYeiioj9fdCD3qdoQRNukw&s=19

[Bob]

I'm here.

[leigh anne]

Uh...  Who is Bob?

[Bob]

I'm here.  Again.  *Bob is amused when he finds a post and thinks, "That's exactly what I should post," and then realizes it's his own post.*


I haven't been over to Piano World for a long time.  ... I'm not planning on stopping by soon.   I just haven't been there for years.

[leigh anne]

I think J_Tour killed him in order to 'try' and win the 'Last Post wins' thread.

Yes...  j_tour would definitely do that. 
Even though I read his denial, I still think he buried Bob somewhere...
And he probably took his phone and pretended to be Bob...