--->asian here<----

[tds]

*gives the floor to you*

[Waldszenen]

errrrrr......?

[Dazzer]

fux the floor?

oh wait i mean wax... woops.

[Hmoll]

Whacks on, whacks off.

[donjuan]

oh cum on, all of you!

ok, thats enough gutter talk - tds, wut about us asians?

[tds]

....... tds, wut about us asians?

us asians? usa asians, u mean?

well, everyone please note, the following is tds' definition of asian person ( if you fit in one of the eight points, you are asian ):

1. everybody, who likes asians
2. everybody, who thinks s/he knows quite a bit about asia and asians, in general.
3. everybody, who has been to asia
4. everybody, who has tried asian foods ( liking them or not )
5. everybody, who uses asian products
6. everybody, who has the slightest drop of asian blood
7. everybody, who thinks s/he is asian
8. everybody, who thinks asians are smart


Yes, the Editors of the Oxford Dictionary contacted me several times, wanting to buy my idea. well, too bad, i just can't sell it for too cheap . oh, please carry on...tds

[Waldszenen]

In.san.i.ty

n. pl. insanities

• Persistant mental disorder or derangement
• Extreme foolishness; folly.

[fred smalls]

I am extremely offended by the language used in this thread and think it should be lifted! (Atemp to quote "erotic piano pieces" after I posted. LOL)

8. everybody, who thinks asians are smart

I guess im not asian then!!!
OOOOOOOO
Plz don't hurt me im only playin
Ow, cut it out, ow!

(jk, asians are proly the smartest ppl) wait, that makes me asian....

[tds]

In.san.i.ty

n. pl. insanities

• Persistant mental disorder or derangement
• Extreme foolishness; folly.

was it taken from the oxford dictionary? i told you that dictionary is mostly out-dated. tds

[tds]

(jk, asians are proly the smartest ppl) wait, that makes me asian....

yeah, me too . oh wait lemme put my classy sunglasses on.  , there ( just saw the "made in china" thing on the frame )

[chopinisque]

Wannabes! 

[fred smalls]

Wannabes! 

Lol. I'm not actually asian. I was just saying that, because I think asains are smart, that meets the criteria to be asian, which makes the rest of the post useless. It was a joke. I am sorry if I have dissapointed anyone. Lol, jk 


^Btw: who capitalizes lol (god)

  Fred

[tds]

Wannabes! 

i think i am an asian!...(by whosever's definition) 

any asian here can please introduce him/herself. tds 

ps. we can then talk about our favourite food. lol

[donjuan]

I guess Im asian.. My dad is asian.. I go to dim sum every week... I used to play table tennis... I play piano... I like black honda civics with tinted windows...

hmmm yeah, I guess I have to consider myself asian..  except I only know how to speak english and I have no problems pronouncing "r" and "l".

donjuan

[Waldszenen]

I'm 3/4 Chinese and 1/4 Russian which makes me 100% musical.

[tds]

I'm 3/4 Chinese and 1/4 Russian which makes me 100% musical.

stop typing things like that. we get jealous! 

tds

[donjuan]

I'm 3/4 Chinese and 1/4 Russian which makes me 100% musical.

wow!  that's something you dont see everyday.  So is your mom Chinese and your dad half Chinese and half Russian? 

[kilini]

100% Chinese. 

Harvard and Juilliard are calling for me...