I just gotta wonder... Is there still room for beer ? he he...
This reminds me of another tale:
The Caliph Harun Al Rashid was equally known by his generosity and love for truth.
On the occasion of his birthday he was in the custom of giving a royal banquet to the poorest of the poorest beggars in Baghdad.
And so it was that year.
The poorest of the poorest having been found, he was dully invited to the palace and presented with a thousand different delicacies, which he proceeded to eat as one who has not eaten for many days (which probably was the case). His belly visibly stretched and the Caliph, watching the proceedings from a balcony that afforded him ample view of the salon downstairs, started to fear it might actually burst. Finally the beggar declared himself totally full.
The Caliph summoned the beggar to the balcony where they could be seen by the host of guests, and addressed the crowd downstairs as well as the beggar to his side:
- Are you happy with your meal, my poor fellow?
- Yes, very happy, my Caliph!
- Are you completely full and satisfied?
- Completely my Caliph! In fact I dare say that I would be unable to eat as much as a grain of rice, or a drop of water!
- So, no coffee for you then?
- I am afraid it would be physically impossible, my Caliph!
- Oh, this is a real shame, since I have here some very special beer, imported especially for the occasion…
- Maybe, on second thought I could have a taste – said the beggar with undisguised eagerness.
The Caliph was slightly amused, clapped hands and ordered a barrel of beer to be brought to the balcony. Then he watched in amazement as the beggar started by taking a little sip of the golden nectar and ended up by drinking the whole barrel.
The Caliph was furious (one suspects that the fact that it was the only barrel may have had something to do with it).
- You, son of an infidel dog! - Foamed the Caliph – You know perfectly well that my generosity is only matched by my love of the truth. And yet, before all below you, you dared to tell a lie on the very day of my birthday. You have stated to all that you could not possibly have any further food or drink - in your own words, not a grain of rice, not a drop of water. And yet, you proceeded to drink a full barrel of beer! Say your last words, wretched creature, because tomorrow your head will be separated from your body!
The beggar, terrified, pleaded with the Caliph:
- Magnificent ruler, yes, your infinite generosity and your repulsion to untruth are well known, but most of all you are famed throughout the land by your love of justice, so hear me out and allow me a little demonstration.
- Go on then, said the impatient Caliph.
- First I would like you to summon to the room below us everyone presently at the palace: guests, servants, guards, every single human being.
The Caliph gave the order, and over the next half hour people flocked into the salon below. When the last one arrived, the room was packed so tightly that it was unlikely that a single camel flea should fit in the room. So the beggar asked the Caliph:
- Oh, sage of sages, do you reckon that anyone else could fit in that room?
- Not even by a miracle of Allah! That room is truly and completely full.
- So watch this.
The beggar then clapped his hands loudly and when all eyes where on the balcony he announced:
- Dear fellows, please make some space, since our beloved Caliph is going down to join you.
As the crowd below heard that, they started pushing and shoving and generally squeezing to make space for the Caliph – a portly man to say the least – as he went down the stairs. In fact such was the respect and love that he commanded that the people in the salon were able to clear a sizeable circle for the Caliph – a circle where another one hundred guests would easily have fitted in.
The Caliph was amazed. The beggar then concluded:
- You see, there was no falsity in my words, or in yours. My belly was indeed full – as was the salon. Yet, just like everyone squeezed to make room for the sovereign of the land, so all the food in my belly squeezed to make room for the Queen of beverages.
The Caliph was so impressed by the beggars wisdom that he not only pardoned him as made him his Grand Vizier.
(This is the nice ending

. In the alternative ending the Caliph although impressed and fully convinced by his argument put him to death anyway because the Koran forbids drinking alcohol

).
Best wishes,
Bernhard.