SteinwayGuy vs. Steinway Tony

[rob47]

An overview of the fight:

SteinwayTony

We have all read ST's sarcastic and witty rebutles at some point or another, and his power of putting people down without using foul language is probably the one up he has over SG in this bout. Take this classic from a couple weeks ago,

Time's up, Freud.  How much do I owe you?

or more vintage ST, which really doesn't even need the "rolling eyes" smiley to be effective

I don't care what you play.  As long as it's difficult.  Because that's what matters.

 

SteinwayGuy

SG's power of trying to help out constructively, generally without sarcasm may be a weakness in this legendary pay-per view event. Take this insightful tip from just the other day,

You should definitely switch to the 4-3-2-1 3-2-1 3-2-1 fingering...(not you in particular, but everybody who doesn't use it)

and here again, gently pushing others in the right direction,

Tovey is the best, but Henle is more accessible for me so I use it.

I have no idea who would win, or why I'm posting this thread either.

Other legendary battles include,

Ted vs. Bernhard
          I could see this fight being a let down, as it would contain too much teaching and not enough bleeding. Although I think I read a Bernahrd thread once where he was talking about how he practices kung fu, or tai chi.

Siberian Husky vs. Every Race of People on the Planet
Also a close one.  I think the dog has it in him to win this one.

Rob47 vs. The Christians, underwater with harpoons.
I'd likely win, unless they summoned the power of God through prayer and struck me down by giving to charity and spreading the good word.

and of course the match everybody would pay all the money in their pockets to see:









Comme_le_vent VS. nilsjohan

in a bareknuckled boxing match I think. Or perhaps with Samurai swords

[musik_man]

Not to be rude, but us Christians have some mad harpoon skillz, so you shouldn't underestimate us.

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I didn't vote because I haev a hard time seperating the two Steinway's in my mind, so I wouldn't be able to remember if the one who won was Tony or Guy.

Bernhard would crush Ted.  The match would open with Bernhard standing there silently, until Ted unleashed his flying dragon kick.  At the last second Bernhard would step out of the way.  Bernhard would then spend several minutes blocking all of Ted's furious attacks without breaking a sweat or even blinking, even Ted's Chi Blast wouldn't faze Bernhard.  Once Bernhard had gotten bored of the fight, he would take out Ted with one swift move of his hands, which he perfected by practicing HS in groups of 7.  Bernhard then would walk quietly off of the arena floor without saying a word.

The Lithuanians would take down SiberianHusky.  I don't know why.  I just know that they would.

Comme would open the fight with an attack ridiculously innaccurate and uncontrolled, but really really fast.  Nils would then just delete Comme's account causing him to no longer exist.

[lostinidlewonder]

I think you play too much Pokemon or Yugio or... Digimon... or.... u know those.

[Siberian Husky]

i think i'd only have a tough one with the physically inclined blacks..other than that...

slanted eyes would easily give me the advantage in asia as my almond shapes eagle eye will allow me better vision

other fellow latinos would just be so undernourished to fight

white people wouldnt show up and would rather sew me

aslong as airplanes are an automatic disqualification in this brawl....yeah..you know where im going with this...

[tds]

my ethnicity is to be reexamined. and that, in fact, gives me the advantage to kick husky's a** easily. heh....

hmmm...prolly steinwayguy and steinwaytony are the same person.

[tds]

Bernhard would crush Ted.

no no no, tds WOULD crush bernhard! don't any of you have the pic of overweight bernhard in mind? heh....

nils and comme? comme beat nils in the long term. nils cant keep up with comme. comme runs around nils everyday....

rob and christianity?...heh, the latter definately wins. no questions.


how aboutm1469and pianonut....heh...
or pocorina and ciao_xx_bella...wooohooo...
fernandito and monkeys.....hmmm...close match!

  ;Dtds

[tds]

no no no, tds WOULD crush bernhard!

whooppssie...
corrections: ted WOULD crush bernhard!
tds crushes himself alright. heh

how about dazzer vs himself?

[bernhard]

Bernhard would crush Ted. 

Are you serious? Ted practises on a Virgil silent clavier. I wouldn't stand a chance.

[Siberian Husky]

ajaja..de que chingados andamos hablando pues?..ah nimodo...

[Dazzer]

whooppssie...
corrections: ted WOULD crush bernhard!
tds crushes himself alright. heh

how about dazzer vs himself?

now that's an interesting thought.

it'd be an eternal perpetual struggle. of course, unless one of them gives in and just snuffs himself out...

[gorbee natcase]

my middle name is devestation!

[Chrysalis]

how about dazzer vs one of the pf chicks?

[Dazzer]

how about dazzer vs one of the pf chicks?

why am i suddenly the target? lol

[rob47]

it appeared  'steinwaytony' had a 6-5 lead over 'rob being banned', so i voted for rob being banned to tie it up again.

[ted]

I'd like to see a tag bout - m1469 and Tash versus Janice and Pianonut

[Goldberg]

Incidentally, after he heard both that I had, apparently, "taken" his name AND (after his personal investigation into the matter) once he found out that this trash-talking thread exists on the forum, the wrestler Goldberg decided to take our legal battle public and opened the doors to an inevitably tragic arena match with the following letter, complete with the glossed photograph:

Dear (fake) Goldberg,

YARRRRRRRRR!!



I see that yoo haff taken MY name and are currentlee running around wille-nilly with it on the internet, with your wimpy piano forems and crap like that. Well I am here today, right now, to tell you that I will not let this kind of blatant offense stand any longer.

So, I chalenge yoo ta take me on in a televised arena match, yoo and me. ONCE AND FOR ALL WE WILL DETERMINE WHO THE REAL GOLDBERG IS, AND WHOEVER LOSES MUST PAY THE CONSEQUENSES! DO YOU HEAR ME, GOLDBERT? ONCE I KNOCK THE CRAP OUTTA YOO I'M GONNA MAKE YA EAT MAH BOOTS, SOLES, LACES AND ALL! I'M CALLIN' YOO OUT, BOY!

Sincerely,

The (real) Goldberg

*end message*

Well, there you have it ladies and gentlemen. Thanks to the efforts of this naive and immature forum membership, I have now been subjected to a wrestling match with a deranged Santa Clause who could probably bench press my car. I guarantee you, it won't be pretty.

[mikeyg]

Just remember Rob, you fight the christians, you fight with me.

Me:

[m1469]

I'd like to see a tag bout - m1469 and Tash versus Janice and Pianonut

That's a great idea, Ted.  Us women being the sensible (and down right attractive) women that we are, we would also capitalize on the men's desire to see it all play out (without any of us getting a scratch).  So show us the money, boys.. he he, and we'll give you a show 


m1469

[Mozartian]

I challenge anyone here to a deathmatch in Lord of the Rings lore.
Who dares to accept?!

[mikeyg]

I challenge anyone here to a deathmatch in Lord of the Rings lore.
Who dares to accept?!

With Wikipedia, one can do anything. 

Bring it.

[whynot]

Oh my God, right before I got to the last posts, I was going to reply, "m1469 wouldn't do it, she's a lover, not a fighter," and then check it out, she threw down her (lace) gauntlet!  WHO KNEW?? 

[mikeyg]

Oh, and I voted for SteinwayGuy.  WOOT WOOT!!!  Stienway GUYYYYY!!! 

awesome                                                 Neato!!!!
             
                              Oh yeah

[Siberian Husky]

*grabs popcorn*

let the battle commense!!


SteinwayGuy grabs Tony in a grapple to break the ice!!

Tony counters and gives Guy swift kick in the chest

Tony has the upperhand and begins the brawl in an outright frenzy with a POWERBOMB!!!!!

Tony then jumps on the top turnbuckle while Guy is on the floor dazes and stunned!!

But Guy is reviving!!!....

..

to be continued


(someone take it from here)

[Mozartian]

With Wikipedia, one can do anything. 

Bring it.

HAHA
you dared to accept, huh.
Okay.
well, let's see... I should go easy on you... don't want to break your spirit.
Wanna debate about the role bilbo played in the hobbit?
 
Or go hardcore and debate about the true roles of the valar in ME, elven grammer and syntax, the fall of gondolin, the lay of luthien and which of the different versions Tolkien wrote is the most likely for him to have finalized and used, and the family tree of Elrond all the way back to the beginning of time?
heh.

[musik_man]

Mozartian, I'll take up your challenge on condition that we both agree not to use any sources outside of our memories.  I'll start off with something easy...

Who was Feanor's father?


BTW I just re-read the Silmarillion last week

[Siberian Husky]

HAHA
you dared to accept, huh.
Okay.
well, let's see... I should go easy on you... don't want to break your spirit.
Wanna debate about the role bilbo played in the hobbit?
 
Or go hardcore and debate about the true roles of the valar in ME, elven grammer and syntax, the fall of gondolin, the lay of luthien and which of the different versions Tolkien wrote is the most likely for him to have finalized and used, and the family tree of Elrond all the way back to the beginning of time?
heh.

NERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rob47]

Just remember Rob, you fight the christians, you fight with me.

Me:

hahah true, i do fear God now.

*grabs popcorn*

let the battle commense!!


SteinwayGuy grabs Tony in a grapple to break the ice!!

Tony counters and gives Guy swift kick in the chest

Tony has the upperhand and begins the brawl in an outright frenzy with a POWERBOMB!!!!!

Tony then jumps on the top turnbuckle while Guy is on the floor dazes and stunned!!

But Guy is reviving!!!....

..

to be continued


(someone take it from here)

Suddenly, before Tony can land his leg drop, the Crowd realizes Rob47 is present and decides to gang beat him, and never allow him back in the arena again!

And then........................Rob begins to cry.

[fred smalls]

OMFG! Rob, you are the funniest! GO STEINWAYTONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me vs. tds!!!!!!! (In battle of wits, of course  ) (I don't fight fight....)

[tds]

tds encounters an unusually powerful type of force before him. he has never seen anything quite like it before. now, he fully realizes that freddy smalls is actually a "future man" sent on a mission to capture tds and his tribe. freddy smalls, made out of this "giant electrical wits" in his entire body and nerves, is capable of destroying mount himalaya is seconds.

tds and his tribe flee their a$$ off.........

[pianonut]

pianonut and janice's heads get banged together, but surprisingly it makes them think better.  (i've always found the worst trials bring out the best in me).

mayla won't let tash get into the ring with nothing but the tiara.  she insists that it is a formal fight and should give pianonut and janice a fighting chance to grab something with minimal bodily injury (despite the fact they know that janice is a peacemaker, and the little effort pianonut would put in would be easy to beat if they ganged up on her)

pianonut excuses herself and janice to confer.  they come back ready for a fight.  using only a bible, they poundm1469and tash.  it all comes out ok, becausem1469starts asking 'why?'  and janice and pianonut have to think about answers.  in the meantime tash disappears (disinterested, and exhuberant from winning hottest piano forum chick without much of a fight either - despite the deranged addition of elana hammel).

[ted]

Bernhard and Ted are sitting ringside and recovering consciousness with Bombay Sapphire and Remy Napoleon respectively, having both been stretchered off after their earlier bout. The four women re-enter the ring in leather gear and fishnet tights. Tash lunges at Janice with her bull-whip but Janice deflects the blow with a large Bible and tash ricochets into the ropes.

“Phawww !”, shouts Ted. “I say !” gasps Bernhard as the pair clamber up through the ropes, pushing aside the over-excited piano student in the corner. Suddenly the arena erupts into a frenzy of audience participation as Pianonut and m1469 bear down on their hapless opponents with scissor holds of excruciating ferocity from months of cycling uphill against the traffic. 

[m1469]

Bernhard and Ted are sitting ringside and recovering consciousness with Bombay Sapphire and Remy Napoleon respectively, having both been stretchered off after their earlier bout. The four women re-enter the ring in leather gear and fishnet tights. Tash lunges at Janice with her bull-whip but Janice deflects the blow with a large Bible and tash ricochets into the ropes.

“Phawww !”, shouts Ted. “I say !” gasps Bernhard as the pair clamber up through the ropes, pushing aside the over-excited piano student in the corner. Suddenly the arena erupts into a frenzy of audience participation as Pianonut and m1469 bear down on their hapless opponents with scissor holds of excruciating ferocity from months of cycling uphill against the traffic. 

(oooo ooooo, yeah, I am fighting in my leather mini skirt, and pulling it off (the fight, not the skirt, btw)  *a dream come true* he he... m1469 calmly sips her dark beer from a mug while scissor holding ...?  *confused about opponents, may start taking on whomever comes near her... or even looks at her*  chuckle, chuckle... *evil eyes*    )

Whynot is refereeing...also *dressed in leather* (?) wouldn't you know 

[Chrysalis]

behold me.... whaha who dares to oppose my supreme energy powers!



just die !!!!

[mikeyg]

Challenge accepted, chrysalis.

[thracozaag]

  You guys don't stand a chance:






koji

[mikeyg]

pregnant dog please...

Kamehamehaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mozartian]

Mozartian, I'll take up your challenge on condition that we both agree not to use any sources outside of our memories.  I'll start off with something easy...

Who was Feanor's father?


BTW I just re-read the Silmarillion last week

Okay, sure. The match is on.   Even though I haven't read the Sil in a year now.. oh well, I gotta good memory.

Finwe.

Who was the elf/man who betrayed the location of Gondolin to Melkor?

[mikeyg]

Alright, that killed the red guy, now for blue!

[thracozaag]

 I don't think so my little pf friend:




koji

[Mozartian]

haha mike, guess the fact that you ignored my post means I win.
Lasto al lalaithen, mwaahahahahahahahahaha.
All too easy...

[mikeyg]

haha mike, guess the fact that you ignored my post means I win.
Lasto al lalaithen, mwaahahahahahahahahaha.
All too easy...

And now the LoTR dork...

[Siberian Husky]

hahaha sweet @$$ kamehamehas!!..me next ME NEXT!!

[Mozartian]

And now the LoTR dork...

Have you learnt nothing of nerdiness of elves?
Gen hedithon min noer Orodruin!

[mikeyg]

hahaha sweet @$$ kamehamehas!!..me next ME NEXT!!

KA

ME

HA

ME

HAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mikeyg]

This is so much more fun than being a rule Nazi.

[mikeyg]

This id it!!  I shall take out the entire forum in one fell swoop

SPIRIT BOMB!!!

[Siberian Husky]

get some Vegeta gifs..Vegeta was the most gangsta of the DBZ crew

Edit: preferably a Majin Vegeta

[mikeyg]

Vegeta says he doesn't want to hang out here with you piano geeks, so he must destroy you

[pianonut]

dear mozartian,

those pointed ears are cute!  comparing your shadow with the picture, it seems that you are one and the same.  janice and i need a costume.  where did you get yours?     

[Mozartian]

dear mozartian,

those pointed ears are cute!  comparing your shadow with the picture, it seems that you are one and the same.  janice and i need a costume.  where did you get yours?     

It was a custom dress from New Zealand.