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how old is bernhard?

5: 6 (3%)
6: 5 (2.5%)
7: 5 (2.5%)
8: 5 (2.5%)
9: 5 (2.5%)
10-20: 6 (3%)
21-30: 6 (3%)
31-40: 13 (6.6%)
41-50: 27 (13.7%)
51-60: 24 (12.2%)
61-70: 8 (4.1%)
71-80: 7 (3.6%)
81-90: 6 (3%)
91: 6 (3%)
92: 5 (2.5%)
93: 5 (2.5%)
94: 7 (3.6%)
95: 6 (3%)
96: 8 (4.1%)
97: 6 (3%)
98: 6 (3%)
99: 5 (2.5%)
100: 5 (2.5%)
over 100: 15 (7.6%)

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tds

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The golden age of Bernhard

on: June 08, 2005, 06:46:02 PM

ok, now guess away....

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Re: The golden age of Bernhard

Reply #1 on: June 08, 2005, 08:29:31 PM

He's 41-50 (I assume) as I believe he said he had a 15ish year old daughter.

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Re: The golden age of Bernhard

Reply #2 on: June 08, 2005, 09:10:52 PM

Quote from: mikeyg on June 08, 2005, 08:29:31 PM

He's 41-50 (I assume) as I believe he said he had a 15ish year old daughter.

In England, it is possible to have a 15 year old daughter at 27.

I would love to know how old Benhard is.

Must have taken some time to obtain all that knowledge.

I would go for 45.

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Re: The golden age of Bernhard

Reply #3 on: June 08, 2005, 09:27:03 PM

Quote from: thalbergmad on June 08, 2005, 09:10:52 PM

In England, it is possible to have a 15 year old daughter at 27.

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Re: The golden age of Bernhard

Reply #4 on: June 08, 2005, 09:55:25 PM

Severely overwhelmed by the difficulties of estimating such an elusive and enigmatic soul's age, I broke down and simply voted for all answers presented to me. However, in retrospect now that I give it serious consideration, I am wholly convinced that the most probable option is, quite simply, the first.

Guess who's been getting a lot of Golden Stars in his kindergarten class this year?

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Re: The golden age of Bernhard

Reply #5 on: June 09, 2005, 01:04:42 AM

(pictures Bernhard explaining 'the way things are' to his kindergarten teacher)

I thought this thread was going to be about a period of time when Bernhard posted a lot. I imagine there will come a point when Bernhard has posted most of his ideas, that will have 'run out of Bernhard.' Scary thought.

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Re: The golden age of Bernhard

Reply #6 on: June 09, 2005, 01:09:56 AM

Definitely old enough to know better.

Quote from: Bob on June 09, 2005, 01:04:42 AM

I imagine there will come a point when Bernhard has posted most of his ideas, that will have 'run out of Bernhard.' Scary thought.

Nah, when he reaches that point he'll just start posting lewd and lascivious.

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Reply #7 on: June 09, 2005, 03:17:18 AM

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Re: The golden age of Bernhard

Reply #8 on: June 09, 2005, 05:28:47 AM

Quote from: athykay on June 09, 2005, 01:09:56 AM

Nah, when he reaches that point he'll just start posting lewd and lascivious.

I really hope that day comes soon, so me and B money can become friends and post crazy sh** on da SDC together. Until then, he can help the students while I belittle them with stupid comments.

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tds

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Re: The golden age of Bernhard

Reply #9 on: June 10, 2005, 10:10:18 AM

now another question:

is bernhard as ole as bob?

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Re: The golden age of Bernhard

Reply #10 on: June 12, 2005, 12:54:47 AM

my vote is... "ageless"

he he.. it wasn't up there so I decided to post it

*here's an apple for you, Sir Teacher* he he

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Re: The golden age of Bernhard

Reply #11 on: June 12, 2005, 08:54:53 AM

does a little calculation in head. 27-15=12

no. twelve is too young. i agree with mayla.

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Re: The golden age of Bernhard

Reply #12 on: June 15, 2005, 01:25:24 PM

Which Bernhard!?

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Re: The golden age of Bernhard

Reply #13 on: July 23, 2008, 06:58:08 AM

why is 5 an option?

5 year olds are probably not capable of Bernard's knowledge...

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Re: The golden age of Bernhard

Reply #14 on: July 23, 2008, 07:41:40 AM

I guess around 40-50.....

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Re: The golden age of Bernhard

Reply #15 on: July 23, 2008, 10:23:35 AM

51-60 prolly?

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Re: The golden age of Bernhard

Reply #16 on: July 23, 2008, 11:17:28 AM

If he said so himself he had a 15ish year-old daughter, how old is the daughter now? Probably around my age. My parents are 51-60, so are some teachers I know.

Just goes to show I'd read any thread with the word "Bernhard" in it... Either that, or I miss tds.

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Re: The golden age of Bernhard

Reply #17 on: July 23, 2008, 01:13:36 PM

oh, I see.... So he has a daughter in the same age as someone....

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