mad libs

[pianistimo]

every wednesday, when i get home from school, i have a piano lesson.  my teacher is a very strict ___________(noun).  her/his name is ___________(celebrity female/male).  our piano is a steinway concert _________(noun) and it has 88 ______________(plural noun).  it also has a soft pedal and a/an __________________(adjective) pedal.  when i have a lesson, i sit down on the piano ____________(noun)and play for ____________(period of time).  i do scales to exercise my_______________(plural noun - part of body), and then i usually play a minuet by johann sebastien _____________(celebrity last name).  teacher says i am a natural______________(noun), and have a good musical _____________(part of the body).  perhaps when i get better i will become a concert ____________(profession) and give a recital at carnegie __________(type of building).

just an idea for a rainy day!

[llamaman]

Every Wednesday, when i get home from school, I have a piano lesson.  My teacher is a very strict llama.  Her name is Britney Spears. Our piano is a Steinway concert telephone and it has 88 raindrops.  It also has a soft pedal and a lemon-scented pedal.  When I have a lesson, I sit down on the piano snowglobe and play until I die.  I do scales to exercise my little toes, and then I usually play a Minuet by Johann Sebastien Cruise. My teacher says I am a natural umbrella, and have a good musical nostrils.  Perhaps when I get better, I will become a concert electrician and give a recital at Carnegie Football Stadium.

Hehehe.

[pianistimo]

hey.  that's pretty good!  i liked the lemon-scented pedals especially.

[llamaman]

Lol, I wish they would make scented keys, each one that released a different smell when you touched it. Chromatic scale anyone?

[pianistimo]

the black ones could be all chocolate.  hey, we could have white chocolate and dark chocolate - a true keyboard effect.  then, we slightly flavor the chocolate one way or another.  nibbles on a key.

[llamaman]

*after finishing eating piano*

Mmm.....chocolate.

Wait a second! I paid 10k for that!