Music
Order of Notes on Treble Clef Lines
The order of notes on the lines of the treble clef is E, G, B, D, F
* Every Good Bird Does Fly
* Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge
o ... or Favor, Fun, Football
* Every Good Boy Does Fine
* Every Great Big Dog Farts
* Every Gorilla Breaks Down Fences
* Empty Garbage Before Dad Flips
* Empty Garbage Before Dad Freaks
* Elephants Go Bouncing Down Freeways
* Elephants Got Big Dirty Feet
* Every Good Bunny Does Flips
* Ernie Gave Bert Dead Flowers
* Evil Godzilla Buys Dog Food
* Every Good Bird Dies Flying
* Elvis Goes Boogying Down Fremont -- I am tremendous.
* Even George Bush Drives Fast
* Elvis's Guitar Broke Down Friday
Order of Notes on Bass Clef Lines
The order of notes on the lines of the bass clef are G, B, D, F, A; the next ledger above it is C:
* Good Boys Deserve Fun Always
* Good Boys Do Fine Always
* Good Boys Don't *** Animals
* Good Boys Don't Fight And Cuss
* Gorillas Break Down Fences Always
* Garbage Before Dad Flips Always
* Great Big Dogs Fight Animals
* Great Big Ducks Fly Away
* Grizzly Bears Don't Fly Airplanes
* Girls Buy Dolls For Amusement
* Golf Balls Don't Fly Away
* Gum Boots Don't Fit Ants
* Green Buses Drive Fast Always
* Green Birds Do Fly Away
* Gifted Bats Don't Flap Atrociously
Order of Notes on Bass Clef Spaces
The corresponding spaces of the bass cleff are A, C, E, G
* All Cows Eat Grass
* All Cars Eat Gas
* Alice Cooper Eats Garbage
Order of Sharps for Sharp Key Signatures
The order for adding sharps for sharp key signatures is F, C, G, D, A, E, B
* Father Charles Goes Down And Ends Battle.
* Fidel Castro Gets Drunk After Every Battle.
* Fat Carmen Gets Drunk At Every Bar
* Fat Cops Get Donuts After Every Bust
* Fat Cats Go Down Alleys Eating Bugs
* Fat Cats Go Down Alleys Eating Birds
* Fat Cats Go Down Alleys Eating Bologna
* Fat Cats Get Drunk After Eight Beers
* Fat Cats Go Deaf After Eating Bats
* Father Charles Goes Down And Empties Bottles
* Father Christmas Gave Daddy An Electric Blanket
* Father Charles Goes Down And Eats Breakfast
* *** Cheese, Get Down And Eat Bologna
* Fat College Girls Don't Always Eat Breakfast -Alvin HS Band
* Fat Cows Get Dizzy After Eating Barley
Order of Flats for Flat Key Signatures
The order for adding flats for flat key signatures is the reverse of that for sharps, B, E, A, D, G, C, F:
* Bottles Empty And Down Goes Charles' Father.
* Battle Ends And Down Goes Charles' Father.
* Be Exciting And Daring, Go Climb Fences
* BEAD Greatest Common Factor
* BEAD Gum Candy Fruit
* Blanket Exploded And Daddy Got Cold Feet
* Big E'lephants At Dinner Gobble Curly Fries
Order of Musical Modes
The musical modes as based on the white keys of a piano starting with C are Ionian mode, Dorian mode, Phrygian mode, Lydian mode, Mixolydian mode, Aeolian mode, Locrian mode:
* I Don't Play Like Mariachis After Lunch.
* I Don't Play Like My Aunt Lucy.
* I Don't Piss Like Monkeys At Large.
* I Don't Pretend Lydia Makes Any Logic.
* I Don't Play Loud Music After Lectures.
* I Don't Particularly Like Modes A Lot.
* Impish Dwarves Play Loud Music At Luchtime
* I Don't Particularly Like My Appendix Licked.
* I Dig Phat Lovin' M AE Les.
* I Dig Potatoes, Leave Me ALone.
Order of Strings on a Standard Tuned Guitar
A standard tuned guitar has the strings ordered E, A, D, G, B, E:
* Every American Dog Goes Ballistic Eventually
* Every Average Dad Goes Bald Eventually
* Eddie Ate Dynamite, Good Bye Eddie
* Elephants And Donkeys Grow Big Ears
* Every Apple Definitely Gives Bob Energy
* Every Australian Dog Gets Burnt Eggs
* Eat All Day, Get Big Easy
* Every Architect Designs Good Buildings Everytime
* Every Acid Dealer Gets Busted Eventually
* Every Animal Deserves Gonorrhea But Emus
* Eat Apples Dig Graves Bury Everyone
Or in the reverse order, E, B, G, D, A, E:
* Easter Bunnies Get Drunk At Easter
* Every Beautiful Girl Deserves An Eye
* Even Buddy Guy Digs Albert Einstein
* Every Boy's Guitar Dreams Are Excellent