Can you lick your elbow

[nicco]

Just had to try didnt you 

btw im bored

say something funny

[thalbergmad]

I az just tried this and i can't.

[Tash]

LOL that's seriously random. and no i can't do it. man i'm procrastinating, i should really go do an assessment or something...

[thalbergmad]

I az just pulled my shoulder out tryin to do this.

[pianistimo]

it's very easy.  you contort first and then lick them.  i can do it.  look at me. look at me!  (*asksm1469for some more creative writing hints).

maybe it's the fact that i often have to put suntan lotion on my own back - so i use the lotion bottles stem and push the creme around with it holding one hand and then the other over my back.  i can't actually lick my elbows, but i can get really close to the inside fold of my elbow. 

[henrah]

Cats can't lick the back of their necks, and that's where they get fleas.


D'you think we get fleas on our elbows as we can't lick them away? Or have we evolved past that yet? Maybe I haven't caught up....

[mikey6]

Just had to try didnt you 

nope coz it's physically impossible.
unless you're a contortionist

something funny?.....ahm...from the classic coming to America

Hairdresser - "You must be out of your god-dam mind, Joe Lewis the greatest boxer that ever lived! I’ll be with you boys in a minute. He was badder than Cashius Cley, he badder than Sugar Ray, he badder than who that ‘you’ who’s that new boy - Mike Tyson, look like a bulldog! He badder than him to.  He woulda whipped Mike Tyson’s arse, he whip all their arses!"
White Guy" What about Rocky Marciano?"
Hairdresser "Oh, there they go, there they go, Every time I start talking about boxing, a white men gotta pull Rocky Marciano out there arse (can't understand this bit). . . Rocky Marciano, Rocky Marciano, let me tell you something once and for all, Rocky Marciano was good but compared to Joe Lewis, Rock Marciano aint Sh*t!"
White Guy "He beat Joe Lewis' arse"
Black guy "That's right, He did whip Joe Lewis' arse"
Haridresser "Joe Lewis was 75 yrs old whan he fought"
Black Guy "I don't know how old he was but he got an arse whipping" Hairdresser "Joe Lewis had come out of retirement to fight Rocky Marciano, the man was 76 yrs old. Joe Lewis always lied about his age, he lied about his age all the time.  One time Frank Sinatra came in and sat down in this chair and I said Frank, you hang out with Joe Lewis, just between me and you, how old is Joe Lewis? you know what Frank told me, he said, Hey, Joe Lewis 137yrs old, 137 years old!"
Other Black guy" Oh man, you aint never meet’n no Frank Sinatra" Haridresser" F**k you F**k you and F**k you . . . who's next?

[nicco]

the elbow sure is fascinating. did you know there is no nerves in the skin there so you can pinch it as hard as you want and feel no pain!

[henrah]

OUCH!! There are nerves! And dayum that hurt! I thought I wasn't going to feel anything, but now I'm bleeding...


Thanks Nicco

[nicco]

ow sorry there...i can send over some of my elbow skin if you want

[pianolearner]

Just had to try didnt you 

btw im bored

say something funny

I think Bendy woman could lick her elbow and many other parts of her body too.

https://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2685619?htv=12

[alwaystheangel]

I'm 2 cm away from licking mine. Yay

[allthumbs]

I'm 2 cm away from licking mine. Yay

Your elbow?

[starborn]

Okay, I don't know, this is a strange topic and this my first ever post. Well, okay...

I am close to licking it, I don't know...lol 

[thorn]

I can lick my right elbow, but not my left 

[alwaystheangel]

Your elbow?

yes.

[invictious]

I'm 2 cm away from licking mine. Yay

Wow, bend over more and you don't have to use your hands anymore

wow, self pleasure

[trunks]

Not quite with my elbows,
But I can easily lick my bare soles and toes 

[alwaystheangel]

Not quite with my elbows,
But I can easily lick my bare soles and toes 

the fact that you know that pretty much disgusts me

[pianolist]

I can wiggle my ears independently of each other. Do I get a gold star? 

[pianowolfi]

Wow, bend over more and you don't have to use your hands anymore

wow, self pleasure

oops no censorship around? 

[henrah]

I can wiggle my ears independently of each other. Do I get a gold star?

You've already got five! So have six

[trunks]

the fact that you know that pretty much disgusts me

Ah, easy Angel 
At least I can't do the same to my arse and  . . . heehee!

[Kassaa]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autofellatio

[alwaystheangel]

well, I don't think I needed to know that.

[ahinton]

...yawn...

Best,

Alistair

[henrah]

So you can 'autofellatiate' so well that you are now bored of it, and are looking for other alternatives Alistair?

Maybe I read too far into an innocent yawn... or did I!!! *gasp*

[ramseytheii]

...yawn...

Best,

Alistair

I bet you are wishing you had those pianitisimo posts up now.

Walter Ramsey

[ahinton]

So you can 'autofellatiate' so well that you are now bored of it, and are looking for other alternatives Alistair?

Maybe I read too far into an innocent yawn... or did I!!! *gasp*

...yawn...

Best,

Alistair

[ahinton]

I bet you are wishing you had those pianitisimo posts up now.

Walter Ramsey

Assuming that you may be addressing me, may I ask what (or rather which) "pianistimo(sp.)" posts - and why?

Best,

Alistair

[le_poete_mourant]

https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php/topic,21630.0.html

[ahinton]

https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php/topic,21630.0.html

Care to explain the context and reason for your citing of this here? It may be no more obvious to some as it is to me (which is not to say that you don't have a good reason, of course)...

Best,

Alistair

[le_poete_mourant]

Care to explain the context and reason for your citing of this here? It may be no more obvious to some as it is to me (which is not to say that you don't have a good reason, of course)...

Best,

Alistair

Perhaps random.  Elbow-licking --> licking --> ways to overcome sexual dysfunction. 

[pianistimo]

ahinton rarely boxes himself in - and i was attempting to blow out one side of the box.  i mean, i started another thread - so he could politely leave the thread he was on for the excuse that he found another one to leave hints as to why he said what he did on the other thread.  but, there are children on this forum.  we don't want them to ruin their lives cutting open oranges just to see if the princesses inside will complain of thirst (and getting no glasses of water) consequently die of thirst.  and peter hk has answered most of the other questions quite succinctly - not being much bothered if two princesses were already dead - and for the most part - looking at the third orange as a sort of dinosaur egg.

all i can say - and this is off the record - don't lick it if it fell on the floor.   

[ahinton]

Perhaps random.  Elbow-licking --> licking --> ways to overcome sexual dysfunction. 

Undoubtedly "random" - especially with the seemingly meaningless connotation so often accorded to that word here. As to what may purport to pass for your "thought process" above, I can say only that it appears to be yet another example of getting away from the thread topic. Still, not to worry; "whataver floats your boat", as they say. I think it's time to give this one the elbow...

Best,

Alistair

[ihatepop]

Yes.

Take a photo of your elbow, print it out, and lick it.

ihatepop

[henrah]

Yes.

Take a photo of your elbow, print it out, and lick it.

ihatepop

Very clever! But not as enjoyable

[phil13]

Nope, can't do it.

Phil

[ihatepop]

Very clever! But not as enjoyable

And I bet it does not taste that good either.....

ihatepop

[beethoven2]

you just have a long tongue, pianistimo

Yes.

Take a photo of your elbow, print it out, and lick it.

ihatepop

haha!