To make the claim that everyone who can't appreciate blaring noise with no musical value is retarded is ...retarded.
Ah. You seem to very easily confuse the words "appreciate" and "enjoy". It's an understandable mistake, I mean they sound so similar, and the both use the letter "E"

Anyone who can't appreciate (notice, APPRECIATE!!! Not "like" or "enjoy" or "love" or "orgasm to". Just wanted to clear this up) this piece IS probably mentally deficient, or harbors an extreme bias against anything that has the slightest tinge of dissonance or atonality. Now, let's go over the definition of the word "appreciate" for your learning use:
V: to recognize the value or significance of
ok now let's look at the definition of "enjoy":
V: derive or receive pleasure from; get enjoyment from; take pleasure in
Obviously modern music isn't for everyone so I wouldn't call someone who didn't derive and receive pleasure, get enjoyment from and take pleasure in this piece (AKA enjoy) a retard. But, someone who was not able to recognize the significance or value (AKA appreciate) this piece, despite whether or not you ENJOY it, which we've now established is an entirely different thing, is probably not very bright. Dare I say, stupid; maybe retarded?
Anyone in the world could of written that piece.
What about blind people with no hands? Or people who couldn't write 16 voices onto a piano and knew about enharmonic multiphonics?
Often I think that people pretend to like this stuff just to make themselves look sophisticated.
Maybe you're right.
I can appreciate more Xenakis' music that is based on mathematical principals because you need to be somewhat intelligent to understand it
Sounds like you're enjoying (hey, there's that word again) for reasons beyond it sounding nice. Maybe to make yourself seem smarter, or dare I say, more sophisticated?

but still it is awful in comparison to tonality.
I thought you just said you liked Xenakis' music that was stochastic. That's not tonal.
Let's recap before moving on. You don't know the difference between two totally common and totally different words, you hate everything atonal but like Xenakis (see, you do have a bias against modern music, or do you? Your selfcontradictions make it difficult to discern), and you apparently think you could write this piece, seeing as how you would fit into "everyone". You should marry yuc4h. You could have the meanest, most ignorance, retarded, modern-music-bashing babies ever.
Soliloquy
Yes?
Hehe, I saw this coming
Good for you. Have anything meaningful or apt to say?
Actually, the piece was quite a shock for me since I have never actually heared any modern orchestral music.
I see. You mean *sarcastic gasp* you're not an expert on modern music? You had me fooled! (more sarcasm, btw)
Well, there is always something new to be learned.
You don't seem interested in learning as much as making yourself look stupid.
I didn't think you could produce this kind of noise with an orchestra
You should check out Krzysztof Penderecki and Witold Lutoslawski. I think you'd be pleasantly surprised.
Anyways, I guess you mean "really" with "realllly", am I right?
No I did not. It was an affectation to display how "realllly" stupid whatever you said was, ergo no, you are not right. Surprise surprise.
I'm so glad we understand each other.
Your lack of coherency makes it straining.
Anyways, I think that goal of the so-called modern 'music' is to create something that requires a tremendous amount of technique to play
You're right. oh wait....... I forgot! You even just admitted you have absolutely no experience with modern music. Please excuse me if I don't take your wise and scholarly opinion too seriously.
and sounds crappy.
Remind me, since when were Gershwin's Piano Concerto, Shostakovich's Symphony No. 5, Prokofiev's Romeo and Juliet, Corigliano's Etude Fantasy and Hindemith's Mathis de Mahler crappy?
That is just sad.
Lucky for us, what you thought was sad isn't true.
I also think that any tonal music beats atonality
Stravinsky Pulchinella Suite vs Stravinsky Rite of Spring. Hmm. Tough one. Oh wait, no it's not.
since atonal music appears to be not 'music' at all but mere noise.
Have you ever listened to anything in your life besides Handel?
In retrospect, I think the pianoforum needs to require an IQ test to get in. Anyone who scores below a 40 is banned.