And who might dat be? If it in vact is da true God, den I zhould be able to regognize da face izn't dat true? Da words like "sheet" might be just a little offenzife and many memberz do not like to zee theze ginds of words and might be inzulted.
u is juzt too zheeeeyat to zee da true face ov the true god possibly

by da way, ur name in SDC lingo is 'Depuzzy Zymbolizm', and rightly zo i might add

actually, i think it's a retreat for people who found places like this a bit too critical and hypocritical (i.e. claiming "PS is the best piano forum there is.", there is as much truth to this statement as "G.W. Bush is the best president there is."), that's why i quit this forum and pianoworld.

As Brendan put it, 'SDC is where smart people pretend to be stupid, where in Pianostreet and Pianoforum, the stupid people are pretending to be smart.'
Anyway, i have long thinking about giving a small translation table to the SDC lingo.
Basically, SDC lingo is derived from ganstarap, hiphop and inspired partly by the show Ali-G (Where the host, Sacha Cohen talk in West-side gangsta rap vaguely)
And just like hiphop, it's relatively easy and phonic-related, for eg:
'da' = 'the'
'tym' = 'time'
'ov' = 'of'
'kan' = 'can'
'hu' = 'who'
'wut' = 'what'
'y' = 'why'
'this' = 'this'
'with' = 'with'
'cunzidah' = 'consider' (notice the suffix usage of 'der' with 'dah' 'ah' usually substitue the 'er')
so on and so forth
somtimes, the letters are so readily replaced with the phonically-closed letter, it's being substitued altogether
'z' replacing 's'
'k' replacing 'c' ('predicktable' = 'predictable')
'u' sometimes replacing 'o'
several words hold special importance as it appears so often
'sheeeeyyaaattttt' = 'shxt' (the number of 's''h''e''y''a''t' might varies to imitate the length of the wording)
'*' = '***'
'pregnant cat' = (any generalized male character, 'mofonezz' as in how awesome something is, for eg, 'hahahahah da mofonezz ov this rec')(a very 'mofoish' 'pregnant cat' is usually called 'a legend')
'biatch' = (any generalized female character)
'genius' = 'genius' or 'geniusness' (for eg, 'this rec ov da HO is genius!!!!!') (explaination of the HO will come later)
'possibly' = 'possibly' (usually use in case to be a bit reserving when stating something, for eg 'HO is da bezt pianist ov da 88 hiztory, possibly')
and adding the symbol

means something in a half-jokingly, sdc-fashion, chilling-style of SDC conversation.
Musical terms:
in SDC, 3 elements of aspect of music are being praised: Fury, Speed and CG (Comedic Genius/comedic genius) (for example, the Barere's recording of chopin waltz 34/2 is respected for the sheer speed, Cziffra's HR6/live totentanz for the FURY, and G.D. Madge's godowsky chopin etude or John Rusnak Chopin etudes recording for the obvious comedic geniusness)
anything other than that, for eg, phrasing or musicality, sophistication is generalized as 'moizture' or simply 'moizt'. for eg, "Depuzzy'z muzik is pure moizt.", expect it's something truly outstanding, for example, Gilels' live Chopin nocturne Op.48 No.1, or Michelangeli's Mozart 20th Concerto 2nd mvt, usually 'moizt' are generally consider bad and would be disregarded.
'zon' = 'Sonata'
'conc' 'con' = 'concerto'
'88' = 'piano' (for there are 88keys usually)
'chopet' = 'chopin etude' (as it holds such importance for SDC ritual, it's basically the ben chmark of the 'mofonezz' of a pianist)
'pimpet' = 'liszt etudes' (usually the Transcedental etudes, 'paget' as the paganini etudes)
'rocket' = 'rachmaninoff etude tableux' (i love this term)
'prel' = 'prelude'
composers name:
bach and hadyn has no special name (because they are usually of no interest)
'zart' = 'mozart'
'*' = 'brotha' = 'beethoven' (varies from the firstname 'ludwig', and because of his legendary statue, as being one of the greatest composer, and '*' is a complimentary-term in sdc-lingo)
'Kan' = 'Alkan'
'Chop' = 'Chopin'
'Pimp' = 'Liszt' (because liszt is a lady's man, and his paraphrase of don juan, and the american modern day pimp, don 'magic' juan)
'Scrib' = 'Scriabin'
'Rock' = 'Rachmaninoff' (phonically)
'Prick' = 'Prokofiev' (just because it looks alike)
'mezz' = 'messiaen'
Some important SDC composition:
'Hammerclevage' = 'Hammerklavier'
'pimpzon' = 'liszt sonata'
'GazFart' = 'Gaspard de la nuit'
'izlamic bombah' = 'islamey'
'Campy' = 'La Campanella'
'FF' = 'Feux Follet'
'Zepp' = 'Mazeppa' (Also the name of one of the founding member)
'le fiztin' = 'le festin d'escope'
'brahpaget' = 'Brahms variation on theme of Paganini OP.35, bk1 and 2' (we are well awared that this work is not etude, but the length and evenly allocated variation are might just as well be one.)
pianists:
'HO' = 'Horowitz'
'Rectum' = 'Richter'
'Bendovah'/'Brendull' = 'Brendel' (he is usually consider the worst famous pianist)
'Orgy' = 'Argerich'
'Ziff' = 'Cziffra'
'Shrimp' = 'Yundi Li' (the most what name IMO, there is a story behind it i think, but i will just take it that he looks like a shrimp, and with shrimp-legs like fingering)
'Dongah' = 'Lang Lang' (From 'lang lang' pronouces like 'long long', and then 'long dong', to 'dong dong', to simply 'dongah')
'Bear' = 'Berman' (name similarity and the obvious physical status)
'Vol' = 'Volodos'
'Hog' = 'Fiorentino' (i need to consult zepp about this)
'Barcudda' = 'Gilels' (from 'gilels' to 'gil' to 'barcudda' (because barcudda is the most furious fish, and fish has gils, LOL, created by comme)
'Old-dong' or 'O-Dong' for (ogdon, phonically)
'Doc' = 'Marc Andre Hamelin' (because 'andre' to 'dre', and 'Dr. Dre', thus 'Dr.' and 'Doc')
'Genie' = 'Kissin' (evgeny, 'geny', 'genie')
'G-man' = 'Glenn Gould'
'Duch'/'Duchbag' = 'Duchable'
'Whale' = 'Berezovsky' (because, in the La Roque d'Antheron piano festival, where Berezovsky played all TEs, and aspired awful lot. So he was called the 'spermwhale' for secreting vast amount of body liquid, and then it was shortformed into 'whale')
'Lib' = 'Libetta'
'ashtray' = 'ashkenazy'
'zimmerfram' or 'zim' = 'zimerman'
'da Wood' or 'Dr. Wood' = 'Koji Attwood'
'MT' = 'Mei Ting Sun'
'Clitburnah' 'Clit' = 'Van Cliburn'
'da Sock' = 'Grigory SOkolov'
'Gav' = 'Andrei Gavrilov'
'Lugy' = 'Nikolai Lugansky'
'Rudy' = 'Vadim Rudenko'
'Zpidah'/'Bleach' = 'Rafal Blechacz' (for having spider-legs like fingers)
'Pollen' = 'Pollini'
and when newcomers appears, SDC member tirelessly give them accurate alias
'true god' = 'ingulf wunder' (for similar sound in 'gulf' and 'god', and 'wonder', and obviously his inhuman dexerity displayed in chopin etudes during chopin competition)
'kobra' = 'Alexander Kobrin'
In the end, i think SDC is just all fun, and there are alot of intelligent people lurking there, just trying to share a piece of their mind with people who are not easily offened (those people won't be in SDC).
But for people who can't take a joke and think they had a very rightous mind and concept of morality, stay out of this place.
and yea, in case u don't know
www.dasdc.nethope it helps,
Embassador of diplomatic and external affair,
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P.S. BTW, i am asian (azn), English is my 2nd language, but i got no problem understanding SDC-lingo as u see.