We have three cats, jake and elwood, (the blues brothers), and worf, (startrek).
Cats are better than dogs.
Dogs are hard work, smell bad, and mostly very thick. (Only cute when young)
Cats are easy, smell nice and are mostly very intelligent. (Stay cute forever)
You can never own a Cat, it owns you

Plus, you never hear of a cat mauling children.
I wish I was a cat.
Shorty