Firstly, his name does not really sound Scottish. If he was called Angus McHaggis I would instantly have thought he was Scottish. Frederic Lamond sounds about as Scottish as Eugene D'Albert.
I cannot but agree with you about the sound of the name (although you may also - since you go on to write about "English taxpayers' money" - recall a previous British Chancellor of the Exchequer by the name of Norman Lamont who, despite his absence of obvious Scottish accent, was equally Scots by descent); "McHaggis" is, however, not a Scots surname but a Thalbermadly invented one.
Secondly, Scotland does not exactly produce dozens of talented pianists, or composers. The Scots are too busy playing darts, snooker, losing rugby matches and spending English Taxpayers money.
Firstly, as Sorabji would have said, "Scotland" does not "produce" talented pianist or composers; their mothers do. Secondly, what evidence do you have that Frederic Lamond played darts or snooker or participated in rugby matches in which his team lost? As to spending English taxpayers' money, you might like to turn off your gas central heating and stop using any oil obtained from Scottish sources before you make any moralistic accusations about the Scots involving themselves in such spending and, at the same time, you might like to consider whether and to what extent the Welsh do the same as you claim the Scots do.
Better still, you mght like to divert your attention away from any such things and back towards the thread topic of the "Best Op. 1" which, perhaps, is you own variations and fugue (for tenor banjo ensemble) on "When I'm Cleaning" the window mentioned in the Italian song quoted by Busoni in his magnificent Piano Concerto...
Best,
Alistair
Best,
Alistair