About Britney Spears's boobs (breasts for you intellectuamal types).
Didn't you see her boobs in that movie she did? She was wearing a bikini and they were very small, A-cups. Then she shows up at concerts and they are D cups! Then for some interview, they are down to B cups. Then for some talk shows, they are C cups. Then for other concerts, they grew back up to D cups!!!!
Anyway, about my comment about her boobs: She's sexy (she's not but don't tell the thirteen year old boys and eight year old girls that). Because she has what young boys want (boobs) and what girls want (to be like her [have boobs] so boys will like them) she's popular. Her singing pop songs that are appealing to these pre-preteens and bouncing her concert-enhanced boobs is what makes her popular (part of the reason she stays popular). If her songs sucked, she'll still be popular (they don't suck?) because she has sex appeal (only in the dark - I can't see in the dark - and only immagining it's someone else).
I remember her first album - it was a pink covering and she looked decent. Now it's Mrs. D cups.
So what about sex appeal? Let's look at her contemporary, Mandy Moore. She attractive, almost Britney's sister. She dyed her hair so she wouldn't be blondish like Spears. She doesn't bare much skin. She doesn't have huge boobs - then small - then back up to huge. She's not as popular anymore; she wasn't as popular even back then. But Britney was. Probably because of her oscillating boobs. Mandy's boobs don't oscillate - it's always covered by *shock* a shirt!

Sex appeal. Classical musicians don't have it. I mean really great ones, not a woman pianist who just passed the 8th grade exam and a "producer" "found" her because he thinks she could be the next Britney Spears and thus wants to see her boobs oscillate.
Horrowits was real sexy, don't you think, ladies?
Or Kissin. Women just love his hair. They show up at his concerts not to hear him play but to see his hair... (Liszt cut off locks of his hair to give to the women. Then he started running out so he got a dog and cut off its hair to give to them)
Or Lang Lang. Women just love his facial expressions.
So women pianists:
Agerich - she's sexy, isn't she? I mean, you fantasize about her playing your piano am I right?
I can't think of others right now so Martha stands as my only example.
Sure there have been pretty women pianists but could they play? Not that great. But they look good playing not that great, am I right! Someone on this forum made a comment about two violinists: one attractive, the other not. One plays to sold-out crowds, the other to half-empty seats. One is clearly better than the other. That one is the latter.
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Just to re-state myself in words everyone will understand:
If there is ever an attractive woman pianists, and I mean with the lights on and in public hot, and she can't even play chopsticks with proper tempo, I'd buy her CD. Just for her picture.
To make classical popular:
Get a hot woman, and I mean with the lights on and in public hot, ... crap, I forgot what I was about to say because of my over-active imagination... something about concerts in a bikini... ...

... Oh! And she doesn't even have to know how to play just as long as her looks never fade, and then get her to fake it just like Britney Spears singing "Live" (lip-syncking). And then market her with a sexy CD cover, sitting on the bench with the angle of photograph from under the piano with a shot between the legs (both the piano legs and her legs) in a see through white dress. Yeah, I'd buy that CD titled: Plays Chopsticks. That's a great picture don't you think? She'll be the woman version of Maksim. I forgot to mention Maksim under the sexy pianists. Oh great, I just ruinned my imagination....
