I wouldn't have married my first wife, (pregnant dog from hell).

But, If I hadn't have done that, everything after would be different.

I wouldn't have met my wife, nor had my two lovely step-daughters to wind me up for the last ten years.

So, I would change nothing.

Shorty
P.S. I'd have more fingers please.

EDIT: where did the pregnant dog come from

? (B1TCH)