Open the closet door!

[mcgillcomposer]

Straight, gay, bi, plants, chocolate...what's YOUR sexual preference?

[pianowolfi]

*opens closet door* ohh no more toilet paper? Need to put it on my shopping list. Argh this bathroom carpet badly needs a laundry. Hmmm. And why is the shutter already again closed? Must have been the thunderstorm three days ago. Hmmm. is there a grasshopper anywhere? okay no. So let's get back to practice....

[ganymed]

anyways.. what does "plants" mean 

[nicco]

He is asking if you have sex with plants. Quite the family friendly forum this has turned into.

[zheer]

Straight,

   Straight.


 

[pianistimo]

why is everyone in the closet?

[soliloquy]

Well you have "composer" in your name so I assume you're gay.  Oh, and you started a sexual preference thread so you're definitely gay.



Wanna hook up?

[mcgillcomposer]

Well you have "composer" in your name so I assume you're gay.  Oh, and you started a sexual preference thread so you're definitely gay.



Wanna hook up?

Sure

[mcgillcomposer]

Oh, and in case you're serious, here's a pic of me

[soliloquy]

Oh, and in case you're serious, here's a pic of me

It might be a difficult relationship unless you live in central alabama

[mcgillcomposer]

It might be a difficult relationship unless you live in central alabama

I do

[soliloquy]

I do

o rly where-at?

[tom_selleck]

I am 100% straight.   And I have a moustache.  I posted a pic, including a moustache,  in my introduction profile. 

[pianistimo]

i do not believe you are who you say you are.  you are a fake.  a forgery.  you haven't got a moustache.  you don't even have blue eyes.  i bet you don't even eat corn flakes for breakfast. 

[gymnopedist]

Can't decide 

[quantum]

let me guess, closets are hot too right?

[paris_hilton]

Closets are sexy. 

[mcgillcomposer]

Closets are sexy. 

Only @ the Hilton. 

[jlh]

I've stated my proclivities elsewhere here on the forum.  If you're interested, search for it.  

 

[mycrabface]

Oh, and in case you're serious, here's a pic of me

That's like the cheapest handphone available...

[mcgillcomposer]

That's like the cheapest handphone available...

HAHAHA...I'll be sure to let my mom know 

[mycrabface]

HAHAHA...I'll be sure to let my mom know 

No seriously, I think its trade-in value is probably around 13USD

[mcgillcomposer]

No seriously, I think its trade-in value is probably around 13USD

Ya, I believe you, but what's your point?

[gruffalo]

i have a problem. my parents have caught me a number of times recently making love with the garden table. can someone help me? i dont want to have sex with tables, but there is just something about them i can't resist.

[wishful thinker]

Its probably that your mother is worried about the neighbours seeing, rather than the table thing as such (which is perfectly normal where I live) 

have you thought about getting a bed side table, or maybe you have room in your bedroom for a grand piano?

most problems in life are surmountable (like tables, in fact) ...you just need to think laterally 

[gruffalo]

Its probably that your mother is worried about the neighbours seeing, rather than the table thing as such (which is perfectly normal where I live) 

have you thought about getting a bed side table, or maybe you have room in your bedroom for a grand piano?

most problems in life are surmountable (like tables, in fact) ...you just need to think laterally 

well, i decided to put various posters of tables in my bedroom, but it isnt the same because there are so many tables around. my thoughts dont seem to compensate for the real thing. is it really normal where you live? should i move?

[counterpoint]

Garden tables are no problem. Lawn mowers could be a bit dangerous...   

[quantum]

hahahhaha 

What about the mulching ones which re-chop in to really small pieces. 

[pianistimo]

ironically, they are called 'wood chippers.'

[mycrabface]

Ya, I believe you, but what's your point?

....... I didn't say there was a point

[soliloquy]

Randomly, mcgillcomposer has possibly the most tantilizing abs I have ever seen 

We may indeed actually start a relationship!  (and by that, I mean I will stalk him)

[mycrabface]

Randomly, mcgillcomposer has possibly the most tantilizing abs I have ever seen 

We may indeed actually start a relationship!  (and by that, I mean I will stalk him)

LOL.. What?? He actually gave you a topless picture of himself?