Because

[m1469]

Because when I asked her, she just ignored me.  So, I took it upon myself to open the door and let in the little chipmunk.  The chipmunk smelled pretty horribly, like he had been sipping on that old bottle of whiskey and threw up all day long, and then laid in it while he ate acorns into oblivion.  He somehow dragged himself in, though -- got to hand it to him.

Finally she couldn't resist and took my hat off, seeing the two pieces of cheese I had stored in my hair for my snack later on.  The chipmunk snapped out of oblivion and jumped onto my head, digging madly through my hair to find the cheese.  He just yanked hair out as though it were threads on an old jacket, where once you start to pull, the whole thing comes unravelled.

-- that is the reason I have balding spots on my head.

[thalbergmad]

You have either been to the zoo, or you are on an LSD trip.

Thal

[m1469]

You are either looking for answers or talking with your mouth.

[opus10no2]

I'm disturbed and oddly turned on.

[thalbergmad]

Yeh, LSD trip

[pianowolfi]

Because the mountain thundered I tried to escape. But there were just too many bees in my way. So I tried to find another path through the jungle. Since the humidity was very high I couldn't go that far. Suddenly a hole opened itself right before me. I almost fell in it. But BECAUSE I had followed a little sparrow with my eyes I saw it just in time to stop. So I am still here and posting nonsense. Long live surrealism

[quantum]

Since I'm having trouble replacing the batteries in my bent clock, I asked the elephant with skinny legs to help me.  Maybe he has a solution for bald spots. 

[mcgillcomposer]

Since I'm having trouble replacing the batteries in my bent clock, I asked the elephant with skinny legs to help me.  Maybe he has a solution for bald spots. 

Just ask Salvador.

[Bob]

(Knows he is the one sane one.  Watches the "crazies" and eats popcorn.)