summary of pianostreet "anything but piano" forum:

[Derek]

person 1: I believe in God.

person 2: *ten pages of arrogant nonsense pulled straight out of behind*

person 1: bible.

person 2. reason.

person 1. bible.

person 2. reason.

person 1. bible AND reason.

person 2. impossible. *ten pages of arrogant nonsense pulled straight out of behind*



thoughts? 

[jlh]

I think it's erroneous to separate Bible from Reason so strictly.  With any debate you will have at least 2 sides -- otherwise there is no debate. 

[Derek]

person 1. bible AND reason.

person 1 arrived at that conclusion already. 

[thalbergmad]

Agreed, but the 10 pages of arrogant nonsense usually comes with the I believe in God post.

Thal

[thalbergmad]

Agreed, but the 10 pages of arrogant nonsense usually comes with the I believe in God post.

Thal

Hey Thal, quoting youself is cool.

Thal

[m1469]

ha ha !   you're funny

[thalbergmad]

If i am your husband for the day, please put the kettle on.

Got any buscuits?

Thal

[maul]

person 1. bible AND reason.

Oxymoron.

[ahinton]

If i am your husband for the day, please put the kettle on.

Got any buscuits?

Thal

What are buscuits?

Best,

Alistair

[nicco]

person 1: I believe in God.

person 2: *ten pages of arrogant nonsense pulled straight out of behind*

person 1: bible.

person 2. reason.

person 1. bible.

person 2. reason.

person 1. bible AND reason.

person 2. impossible. *ten pages of arrogant nonsense pulled straight out of behind*



thoughts? 

person 3. *complains about religion talk on pianostreet*

person 1+2. *kills person 3*

[thalbergmad]

What are buscuits?

Best,

Alistair

It was 2 o clock in the morning man.

Thal

[ahinton]

It was 2 o clock in the morning man.

Thal

OK, so it is evidently a well-established English tradition to have tea and buscuits at that time of day; one learns something new every day (I must try it sometime)...

Best,

Alisthal

[diminished2nd]

person 1: I believe in God.

person 2: *ten pages of arrogant nonsense pulled straight out of behind*

person 1: bible.

person 2. reason.

person 1. bible.

person 2. reason.

person 1. bible AND reason.

person 2. impossible. *ten pages of arrogant nonsense pulled straight out of behind*



thoughts? 

Haha! Too true 

[m1469]

If i am your husband for the day, please put the kettle on.

Thal

Oh, yeah, see, actually, it doesn't work like that around here  .

[soliloquy]

Agreed, but the 10 pages of arrogant nonsense usually comes with the I believe in God post.

Thal

Quoting thal is cool.


I think it's more like this:



Any member: let's talk about politics, or dogs, or anything except religion

pianistimo: i remember politics.  I think dennis kucinich's wife is too young for him.  she has red hair and is irish.  does that mean she's catholic?  are catholics really christians?  *insert some bible passages*  i believe in god.

original poster: that has nothing to do with this thread

thal/soliloquy/alistair: pianistimo quit being an idiot (maybe a bit more articulate if it's alistair)

pianistimo: are you saying i'm an idiot because i believe in god?!?  [insert erroneous 'scientific' evidence that could have been debunked in the 1600's]

thal/soliloquy: no that's wrong and here's why.  I will show you with proven science.  here are links and references from people with PhD's.

pianistimo: reference "creationwiki", AKA the wikipedia solely made for christians to reference when arguing with people who have taken 5th grade or above physics and/or chemistry and/or geology and/or pretty much any science.

thal/soliloquy:  no.  that is so stupid.

pianistimo:  one time i had pea soup.  it was tooooo hot.  it burnt my tongue.  speaking of tongues, why is it that guys always seem to want to kiss so violently?  don't they need love too?  i think maybe it's some macho thing they've developed subliminally from all of those arnold swartzenegger movies.  add the argument she just gave 10 minutes ago, nearly ver batim.

thal/soliloquy:  no.  here's why that's wrong.  again.  here are all the ways why that is moronic.

pianistimo: ver batim repeat.  again.

thal/soliloquy:

derek: hi guyz!  lolz0rz!  i want to have friends too!  [insert erroneous 'scientific' evidence that could have been debunked in the 1600's]  [insert curse-words, 10 pages of arrogance and a general looking-down-at-you-through-my-nose tone]

op10no2: wut?

[pianogeek_cz]

*dies laughing*

And we could have this made sticky, with a big red flashing sign: PLEASE AVOID STRUCTURAL REDUNDANCY

[thalbergmad]

Nice one soliloquy.

Here is my take:

Anon member: My girlfriend wants to split up. How can i persuade her to stay?

Pianistimo: long post quoting Leviticus, Saul and Revelations.

Thal: For God sake woman, keep your nonsense out of this thread.

Ahinton: spots erronious apostrophe and points out spelling error. Flat attempt at humour.

opus10no2: Fart

Misc tambo banger: Leave pianistimo alone, she never posts about God unless asked.

Prometheus: Posts 62 you tube links and tells everyone they are wrong.

Soliloquy: short sarcastic post with disguised obscenity and homosexual ref.

Lau: Recipe for lamb shanks

m1469: Eats food

pianistimo: rants on about pianowolfi's tyre changing ability, new kitty and latest conversation with God.

Bob: cute observation.

opus10 no2: fart and smiley

ahinton: related post to Elliott Carter and reminds us he is still farting in his 90's.

The End

Average anything but piano board post.

Thal

 

[pianistimo]

when did i talk about pea soup?  this is new to me!  and i don't recall burning my tongue or talking about violent kisses.  but, in any case - this thread is fairly hilarious. 

[m1469]

m1469: Eats food

Thal

As opposed to ... doesn't eat food (?) 

*thumbs up to Thal*

[ahinton]

Nice one soliloquy.

Here is my take:

Anon member: My girlfriend wants to split up. How can i persuade her to stay?

Pianistimo: long post quoting Leviticus, Saul and Revelations.

Thal: For God sake woman, keep your nonsense out of this thread.

Ahinton: spots erronious apostrophe and points out spelling error. Flat attempt at humour.

Indeed - and on this occasion it is "erronious"...

opus10no2: Fart

Misc tambo banger: Leave pianistimo alone, she never posts about God unless asked.

Prometheus: Posts 62 you tube links and tells everyone they are wrong.

Soliloquy: short sarcastic post with disguised obscenity and homosexual ref.

Lau: Recipe for lamb shanks

m1469: Eats food

pianistimo: rants on about pianowolfi's tyre changing ability, new kitty and latest conversation with God.

Bob: cute observation.

opus10 no2: fart and smiley

ahinton: related post to Elliott Carter and reminds us he is still farting in his 90's.

When did I ever say anything about that? I won't go quite as far as to suggest that I "never post about Elliott Carter unless asked", but the only references to farting seem to come from you (who appear to have something of an obsession with this particular Gravesendhouse gas) and have no conceivable connection with one of our greatest living composers so, much as I appreciate the sense of humour with which you respond to "soliloquy"'s equally amusing piece, it seems to have - er - backfired (I didn't say farted) in that particular...

Best,

Alistair

[ramseytheii]

I'm a bit disappointed that I didn't get lampooned in this thread.  Don't I post a lot to Anything but piano?!

Walter Ramsey

[thalbergmad]

I'm a bit disappointed that I didn't get lampooned in this thread.  Don't I post a lot to Anything but piano?!

Walter Ramsey

You are too nice and sensible Walter.

Thal