the return of pianistimo; the battle for middle earth rages on

[wotgoplunk]

I remain unopinionated on pianistimo's disappearance.

Though I cannot help but feel I contributed 

[gerry]

Perhaps she was a victim of the RAPTURE

[gyzzzmo]

Perhaps she was a victim of the RAPTURE

Very funny  , i find it pretty disrespectfull

[retrouvailles]

Very funny  , i find it pretty disrespectfull

Why, do you consider yourself a righteous, God-fearing, commandment-following person?

[gyzzzmo]

Why, do you consider yourself a righteous, God-fearing, commandment-following person?

why do you consider me a righteous, god-fearing, commandment-following person?

[retrouvailles]

why do you consider me a righteous, god-fearing, commandment-following person?

No.

[gyzzzmo]

No.

Try reading again and give an answer plox   (hint: the question is 'why', wich cant be answered with 'no').

good luck, gyzzzmo

[retrouvailles]

Try reading again and give an answer plox   (hint: the question is 'why', wich cant be answered with 'no').

good luck, gyzzzmo

I thought you simply left out the comma after 'why' because of bad grammar. Now that I know that it's not supposed to be there:

why do you consider me a righteous, god-fearing, commandment-following person?

I don't consider you one, and I never said I did.

[gyzzzmo]

K, now just cut the crap, you're wasting forum space.
Why do you think i consider myself a righteous, God-fearing, commandment-following person? Because i think its disrespectfull to attack somebody personally who has contributed alot to many discussions?

Gyzzzmo

[shingo]

It would be like trying to watch the entire series of Family Guy in one sitting; just too much randomness until it gets annoying.

Hah I did that 

[gerry]

Very funny  , i find it pretty disrespectfull

Hmmm...let's see, after all the previous direct attacks on poor pianistimo, I suggest that her unexplained disappearance is the result of the rapture (being the good christian she apparently is) leaving us poor sinners left behind and wallowing in our self-made hell. ...and that's disrespectful...lighten up.

[thalbergmad]

I still think that it is just remotely possible that she has got a job. Perhaps something suitable for her level of intelligence such as a toilet cleaner at KFC.

Alternatively, she might have gone into the desert for 40 days and 40 nights.

If she stays away for much longer, i will give her a call, just to make sure the silly old bat has not died for our sins.

Thal

[ramithediv]

K, now just cut the crap, you're wasting forum space.

What an angry young man. 

[retrouvailles]

What an angry young man. 

Agreed. Must be the hormones.

[ramithediv]

Agreed. Must be the hormones.

Or the funny fags. 

[gyzzzmo]

Or there are too many kids here.

[ramithediv]

Or there are too many kids here.

Oh, thank you for the compliment. You're are just too kind. 

I hope you meant me? 

[gerry]

Or there are too many kids here.

Oh darn! He's on to us

[ahinton]

I still think that it is just remotely possible that she has got a job. Perhaps something suitable for her level of intelligence such as a toilet cleaner at KFC.

Why KFC? Anyway, I see that your charm-school training still doesn't fail you...

Alternatively, she might have gone into the desert for 40 days and 40 nights.

Oi! Stop pinching my lines! Try to be original...

If she stays away for much longer, i will give her a call, just to make sure the silly old bat has not died for our sins.

Oh, so we've committed sins, have we? Well, I'm sure that she hasn't died for them, whatever any of us has done...

Best,

Alistair

[leonidas]

Hope she is well.

[ahinton]

Actually, thinking about it again, if she died for my sins, she'd be having to die every few minutes or so, which I'm quite certain would not be the case in reality.

Anyway, isn't it high time for an update of the thread title itself, since it's now been far more than a mere ten days? Or has this thread outlived its meaningfulness and run itself to its own natural conclusion? Maybe the answers to these otherwise unanswerable questions are to be found in Paul's letter to the Philadelphians, Chapter 11...

Best,

Alistair

[leonidas]

Damn, Alistair, TMI ...we don't need to know how ofen you spank it.

[ahinton]

Damn, Alistair, TMI ...we don't need to know how ofen you spank it.

Care to explain that as well?

Best,

Alistair

[thalbergmad]

He is referring how sometimes us men get yoghurt stains on our trousers, when not paying attention at the breakfast table.

Thal

[thalberg]

Thalbergmad--

You have her phone number don't you?  You said you were going to call her.  Tell us what is up.

Thalbergsane

[thalberg]

My guess is that she's on an "internet fast" and will be back after 40 days, a popular number among spiritual folks.

[thalbergmad]

I cannot find her phone number.

Perhaps Wolfi will have it since he visited her. They must have swapped numbers as well as saliva.

Thal

[ahinton]

He is referring how sometimes us men get yoghurt stains on our trousers, when not paying attention at the breakfast table.

Thal

Is he really? Well, how deeply unfascinating! - especially to me, who hardly ever partakes of breakfast (because I cannot usually stomach any) and cannot take yoghourt at any price or none at any time of day (as I think I have mentioned previously not so very far from here)...

Best,

Alistair

[ahinton]

My guess is that she's on an "internet fast" and will be back after 40 days, a popular number among spiritual folks.

OK, then go on counting the remaining days and then come back to us about the subject after that 40-day period has expired...

Best,

Alistair

[leonidas]

Is he really? Well, how deeply unfascinating! - especially to me, who hardly ever partakes of breakfast (because I cannot usually stomach any) and cannot take yoghourt at any price or none at any time of day (as I think I have mentioned previously not so very far from here)...

Best,

Alistair

You disgust and fascinate me.

Let's mate.

[thalberg]

OK, then go on counting the remaining days and then come back to us about the subject after that 40-day period has expired...

Best,

Alistair

After the 40 days has expired?  Does that mean I'm not allowed to post here until then?  Are you kicking me out of this thread?

[arensky]

Hope she is well.

Yes.

[ahinton]

You disgust and fascinate me.

The feeling is well less than mutual on the latter count and an underestimate on the former.

Let's mate.

I think that you must inadvertently have omitted some words between the two that you offer here; please do not, however, feel any obligation to tell us what they were.

Best,

Alistair

[ahinton]

After the 40 days has expired?  Does that mean I'm not allowed to post here until then?  Are you kicking me out of this thread?

Not at all! You can speculate all you like between now and then, of course, but after that time things may be different (assuming that anyone thinks that 40 days means anything in this context).

Best,

Alistair

[leonidas]

The feeling is well less than mutual on the latter count and an underestimate on the former.
I thnk that you must inadvertently have omitted some words between the two that you offer here; please do not, however, feel any obligation to tell us what they were.

Best,

Alistair

Man, one thing is for sure, we would make some pretty f*cked up babies.

[ahinton]

Man, one thing is for sure, we would make some pretty f*cked up babies.

Again, one thing is for sure and that is that your use of the first person plural pronoun is at best deeply suspect and at worst beyond risible; I therefore suggest that you take your "we" some place else where it might be wanted, although merely finding such a place would be a monumental achievment in itself. As to babies of the kind that you describe, you are such a prime example of one yourself that I cannot imagine for the life of me why anyone would want even to consider the prospect of making any more...

Back to the subject of Pianistimo's absence, then - assuming that anyone has anything left to say about that...

Best,

Alistair

[timothy42b]

I am concerned, this is unusual for her. 

I'm reluctant to impose on her privacy but if somebody has her real name, perhaps they could check up on her. 

For some reason while her posts invite frustration she feels like part of the family, I would suspect most of us feel kindly towards her. 

[prometheus]

I have been worried about her for quite some while.

I did see her last name once. I even looked for it afterward so we could in theory warn her family about what she posts here. But then I couldn't find it anymore.


Let's just hope that she found some sanity and is therefore not posting here anymore.

[gilad]

Perhaps we should all start preparing for the second coming?

[thalberg]

I am concerned, this is unusual for her. 

I'm reluctant to impose on her privacy but if somebody has her real name, perhaps they could check up on her. 

For some reason while her posts invite frustration she feels like part of the family, I would suspect most of us feel kindly towards her. 

I agree, and I am feeling worried also.  Can anyone check on her to see if she's alright?

[gilad]

Come back Pianistimo.

Don't do a Barnard on us please.

[thalbergmad]

Her name is Susan Kossey and she lives in Collegeville PA, Yankee Land.

I have her phone number somewhere and will give her a ring.

Thal

[retrouvailles]

Come back Pianistimo.

Don't do a Barnard on us please.

Unlike Bernhard, she has not left a lasting contribution to this forum, unless you're a raving fundamentalist.

[gilad]

Unlike Bernhard, she has not left a lasting contribution to this forum, unless you're a raving fundamentalist.

Bernhard, oops, my bad, its been a long time. I can't remember the last time he logged in. Can you?

Im a raving fundamentalist then. Your conclusion could not be more precisely drawn.

[retrouvailles]

I don't exactly remember. Maybe about 2 years ago? It was too long ago.

[gilad]

Im not a fundi btw. I just beleive in freedom of speech, so long as it doe not advocate violence or civil unrest.

The streets of PS are safe and we have our liberty.

That is my primary concern.

There are no witches here.( :

Witch hunts are so middle ages.

[amanfang]

Well if you google her (thanks to Thal) her phone number pops up.  Who's going to call?

[thalbergmad]

I will ring her next week if she has not re appeared.

Thal

[m]

I will ring her next week if she has not re appeared.

Thal

Ha,

What's the biggie! I haven't been on the board for over a month and nobody gives a sh*t.
In any case, I highly doubt anybody would want to call me to check if I am OK, and frankly, I don't blame you for that...

BTW, I am well and this evening alone spent in "The Elephant and Castle" and "Goat Tavern" in London.

Day after tomorrow I am gonna check some pubs in Zurich and then in Bern.

P.S. Please don't call her. I am sure she is well. The only thing I am afraid she would feel she is needed here and will come back to keep spaming here with her BS. I feel there is way too little space for both of us to be on the same board.

[mike_lang]

Along similar lines, does anyone know Bernhard's real identity?