I should get a life

[thalbergmad]

I want a wife, not a life. About time i got married.

Looking for someone 30-40, slim, blonde, no bloody kids, good sense of humour, don't mind doing the washing, obeys all my orders, stays silent when i am playing a CD, gets the beers in when the football is on, loves the banjo etc........

Thal

[go12_3]

I want a wife, not a life. About time i got married.

Looking for someone 30-40, slim, blonde, no bloody kids, good sense of humour, don't mind doing the washing, obeys all my orders, stays silent when i am playing a CD, gets the beers in when the football is on, loves the banjo etc........

Thal

 Thal, I wish you good luck in finding a wife to get a life, but in the meantime, you have to live a life anyway.  hum?   

[pianowolfi]

Needa getta life?
Needa getta wife?
Needa getta life to getta wife
Needa getta wife to getta life
it's da plain old song
of love and joy

(/irony)

 

[ahinton]

I want a wife, not a life. About time i got married.

Do you view the two as somehow mututally incompatible, then? That could surely be a problem if you find the former but do not already have the latter...

Looking for someone 30-40, slim, blonde, no bloody kids,

What about any other kind of kids?

good sense of humour, don't mind doing the washing, obeys all my orders, stays silent when i am playing a CD, gets the beers in when the football is on, loves the banjo etc........

I suspect that it may be the "etc." over which you might find the most pressing problems; still, may I wish you the best of good fortune in your searches! Actually, no - the biggest problem is probably going to be that banjo thing - but good luck anyway!

Best,

Alistair

[db05]

Looking for someone 30-40, slim, blonde, no bloody kids, good sense of humour, don't mind doing the washing, obeys all my orders, stays silent when i am playing a CD, gets the beers in when the football is on, loves the banjo etc........

Can I apply?

I'm 20, fat, a kid, bad sense of humor, don't mind the washing unless I just played piano and my hands would hurt, will order you around and never stay silent, sure I'll get the beers but I hate football, I can play guitar too, and don't mind learning the banjo...

[mr music]

I want a wife, not a life. About time i got married.

Looking for someone 30-40, slim, blonde, no bloody kids, good sense of humour, don't mind doing the washing, obeys all my orders, stays silent when i am playing a CD, gets the beers in when the football is on, loves the banjo etc........

Thal

[mr music]

Needa getta life?
Needa getta wife?
Needa getta life to getta wife
Needa getta wife to getta life
it's da plain old song
of love and joy

(/irony)

 

(I think I'll use this one sometime)

[thalbergmad]

Can I apply?

You is cute but too young.

Sorry

Thal

[ahinton]

You is cute but too young.

Sorry

Thal

At least it was an offer! - but, as you have politely declined it, perhaps someone else on this forum might now come forward as a condidate for, after all, there must surely be no shortage of slim, blonde, childless, banjo-loving females aged between 30 and 40 with a good sense of humour who don't mind doing the washing, being subservient, remaining silent when your listen to recordings and procuring beer supplies whenever you are watching football, although I'm not so sure about that all-important "etc."...

Hmmm...

Best,

Alistair

[go12_3]

This thread is changing to a "I want a wife,"   amusing indeed.  Any luck, Thal? 

best wishes,

go12_3

[thalbergmad]

Any luck, Thal? 

Well, i rather fancy the girl at the local Post Office. She has a nice figure, but her complexion is not very good.

Looks a bit like a satellite photo of the Alps.

I think i will put on some Brut 45 and ask her out, as long as she agrees to pay half of any expenses.

Thal

[ahinton]

...her complexion is not very good...Looks a bit like a satellite photo of the Alps...i will put on some Brut 45 and ask her out, as long as she agrees to pay half of any expenses.

All of the above show that you have the most extraordinary understand of courtesy, chivalry and romance - er - well, maybe I exaggerate just a little. You say that this lady's complexion "is not very good", you describe her as being "a bit like a satellite photo of the Alps", you opine that it might be an idea to put on one of the cheapest an nastiest colognes that money can buy and then add the condition that your potential paramour-to-be has in advance to agree "to pay half of any expenses"; somehow, I cannot imagine that these expenses would run to decent tickets for a West End show and a table at a good London restaurant afterwards, followed by a taxi home.

Thal, I really do think that you may need to revise some ideas about this kind of thing...

Best,

Alistair

[thalbergmad]

If Brut 45 is good enough for Henry Cooper, it is good enough for me.

The last place i would ever take anyone would be London. The prices are obscene, it is noisy, the whole City smells, the tubes are overcrowded, the trains are full of drunks and the taxis are driven by ex Albanian tank operatives.

However, i do know a little concert hall in Malborough Street that sometimes puts on a cheap show, but hardly a place for a first date and i do not know yet if she likes hot dogs.

Thal

[michel dvorsky]

Nice girl + vodka + Bob Marley = heaven.

[ahinton]

Nice girl + vodka + Bob Marley = heaven.

For some, perhaps...

Best,

Alistair

[michel dvorsky]

Maybe it helps to be in love too.

[thalbergmad]

Love can lead to even greater expenditure.

Thal

[ahinton]

Love can lead to even greater expenditure.

Thal

Which is the more important - the love or the expenditure?

Best,

Alistair

[db05]

Which is the more important - the love or the expenditure?

Best,

Alistair

https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php/topic,33636.msg393180.html#msg393180

[ahinton]

https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php/topic,33636.msg393180.html#msg393180

Even if what you wrote there is true, are you a Filipino? for, if not, it is unlikely to affect you any more than it is likely to have direct relevance to the rest of the world's non-Filipino population...

Best,

Alistair

[db05]

Even if what you wrote there is true, are you a Filipino? for, if not, it is unlikely to affect you any more than it is likely to have direct relevance to the rest of the world's non-Filipino population...

Best,

Alistair

Yes.

Cheers,
db05isnotrecognized

[ahinton]

Yes.

Cheers,
db05isnotrecognized

OK, so your observation may presumably be taken to refer - or rather have relevance - to Filipinos only and, since (without seeking to undermine them by so saying) they make up little more than 0.013% of the world's population, one might reasonably assume that, for the other 99.977% or so, the two are quite different entities.

Best,

Alistair

[db05]

OK, so your observation may presumably be taken to refer - or rather have relevance - to Filipinos only and, since (without seeking to undermine them by so saying) they make up little more than 0.013% of the world's population, one might reasonably assume that, for the other 99.977% or so, the two are quite different entities.

Best,

Alistair

Wow I haven't thought of that. I just thought - Love and expenditure? Is there a difference between the two? They both cost you. So why not consider then, that love doesn't lead to expenditure, but rather is equivalent to it?

Cheers,
db05isnotrecognized

[ahinton]

Wow I haven't thought of that. I just thought - Love and expenditure? Is there a difference between the two? They both cost you. So why not consider then, that love doesn't lead to expenditure, but rather is equivalent to it?

Why not? Well, I imagine that as good a reason as any is that it is difficult realistically to create any direct meaningful equivalence between an emotion and a financial transaction.

Best,

Alistair

[csharp_minor]

Can I apply?

You is cute but too young.

Sorry

Thal

Wow you know how many white middle aged men from England would jump at the chance to go out with with you Db!?

Example: 

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They seem to go for Thai girls mostly, I recon they go over there and hypnotise them - bring them back to England - get married really quickly so the lady becomes a British citizen . Its like these young women are some sort of fashion accessory.  I called them the men that do this 'middle aged oriental woman snatchers'. I see quite a lot of them with their wifes taging along after them near me sometimes.

[db05]

Wow you know how many white middle aged men from England would jump at the chance to go out with with you Db!?

I would rather go out with thalbergmad or ahinton though.

[csharp_minor]

I would rather go out with thalbergmad or ahinton though.

yeah at least they are musical so you have something in common with them. As for the others they would just want you as a play thing / fashion accessory ; stay away.

Maybe make a Lonely Hearts topic?

[db05]

c#m,
Are you available?

Cheers,
db05isnotrecognized

[go12_3]

Say, there are some fine members here in the forum.  Although, it can be hard to *go out* with someone through the Internet.  lol   It seems that we get acquainted through these threads, is the member a "she" or a "he", which comes to mind with most members, along with the age and location.  At times it is the  usual questions that members in chat room would ask.   And some don't.  I think we all have a life, a real life, and an Internet life.  I wonder if it is for amusement or finding something concrete in our lives, or is it the connecting with someone.  Makes life interesting....hum

best wishes,

go12_3

[csharp_minor]

c#m,
Are you available?

Cheers,
db05isnotrecognized

Well...Unless you’re bi then you could be interested in me. If you are then sorry folks I’m a straight female.

[db05]

Well...Unless you’re bi then you could be interested in me. If you are then sorry folks I’m a straight female.

How would I know what my *cough* preference is if I've never done it? Hmmm. Besides I don't get to see you irl, so the gender doesn't count, imo.

You're a girl?!?! Are you cute?

Wow you know how many white middle aged men from England would jump at the chance to go out with with you Db!?

I don't think they would want me just because I'm female, asian and 20.


Cheers,
db05isnotrecognized

[csharp_minor]

How would I know what my *cough* preference is if I've never done it? Hmmm. Besides I don't get to see you irl, so the gender doesn't count, imo.

You're a girl?!?! Are you cute?

Ha ha this is a first for me I being chatted up by someone on the internet on a piano forum! lol  Whether I'm 'cute' I have no idea... I wouldn’t consider myself particularly cute or good looking, like most humble people I have uncertainties about whether I’m attractive or not . 

As this is the internet and anything goes then yah I'm cute I guess .

I don't think they would want me just because I'm female, asian and 20.

Thats why they would want to go out with you marry you because you're young and asian and to them you are 'exotic'  .

[db05]

Thats why they would want to go out with you marry you because you're young and asian and to them you are 'exotic'  .

I'm not that attractive though.
Maybe a one-night stand, but marriage?

[csharp_minor]

I'm not that attractive though.
Maybe a one-night stand, but marriage?

The fact that you are Filipino is enough. Not not sure whats more trendy a Filipino girl or Thai or Twainese... a few years ago I bet Japanese girls were all the rage after all those films like Kill Bill, Matrix 2, etc that were influenced by manga and Japanese culture were about . 


This is a BBC documentary about Thai ladys and old English men but you get what I mean:

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The man at the start is the man that made the program btw.

[Petter]

There´s a hilarious episode in Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, (which otherwise is a pretty shitty movie) when the dragqueens pick some farmer up who's married to an asian woman he married while he was drunk.

[csharp_minor]

There´s a hilarious episode in Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, (which otherwise is a pretty shitty movie) when the dragqueens pick some farmer up who's married to an asian woman he married while he was drunk.

  if you can find a clip I (we) would watch it.

[Petter]

Don't know if the moderators approve of this, anyway it's innocent in context. The guy with the headband that carries her down is her husband. He keeps her and the ping pong balls locked up.

[thalbergmad]

they make up little more than 0.013% of the world's population, one might reasonably assume that, for the other 99.977% or so, the two are quite different entities.

What about the rest of the World?

99.977 + 0.013 = 99.990

Your English might be good, but your maths is shite.

Thal

[ahinton]

What about the rest of the World?

99.977 + 0.013 = 99.990

Your English might be good, but your maths is shite.

I somehow hoped that you might notice that (as indeed you did), just as I suspected that you would at the same time miss (as indeed you did once again) my words "or so" - and, in any case, "maths" per se is not pertinent here, for this is a matter of arithmetic, which is a mere branch of mathematics.

Bonsoir, Thal!

Alistair

[thalbergmad]

Hmm, hoped i would notice eh.

BOLLOX.

Just admit you made a mistake. It would make you appear more human.

Thal

[ahinton]

Hmm, hoped i would notice eh.

Yes - it;s called potentially (or, as it happense in this instnace, actuall) winding you up (albeit not in any malicious way, naturellement).

BOLLOX.

This is a word - and, indeed more especially, a spelling thereof - with which you are so familiar that the association between the word and its frequent user has almost become inseparable.

Just admit you made a mistake.

Just admit that you fell for it; as I mentioned previously, it's the "or so" that gives it away, as you have carefully avoided noticing (or admitting to)

It would make you appear more human.

I fear that less than nothng would guarantee doing that, mon cher!

Best,

Alistair

[csharp_minor]

Don't know if the moderators approve of this, anyway it's innocent in context. The guy with the headband that carries her down is her husband. He keeps her and the ping pong balls locked up.

lol  , it does looks like a dodgy crappy film, reminds me of the cheapness of that film called Big Trouble in Little China only its not so 'rude'.

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[timothy42b]

You is cute but too young.

Sorry

Thal

You asked for one 40 year old but got an offer from one 20 year old.

Possibly you would consider taking two 20's instead of one 40, I imagine they are equivalent.  Particularly since db05 is fat, which ensures she is on a diet, which ensures she is cheap to feed. 

I don't know where you'll find the second 20 y.o., but check with c#minor, she seems open to possibilities. 

Of course they'll outlive you, but why would you care?  You'll be gone. 

[thalbergmad]

I say Sir, are you suggesting a threesome?

Thal

[db05]

I say Sir, are you suggesting a threesome?

Thal

Either that, or maybe you should check with go12_3, I think she meets your requirements. I take back my offer. I'd rather marry an American after all.

[thalbergmad]

I'd rather marry an American after all.

Good idea.

They have more shrinks per square mile than any other Country on the planet.

Thal

[go12_3]

Good idea.

They have more shrinks per square mile than any other Country on the planet.

Thal

And with good reason, the way humanity is becoming more de-sensitized......

[ahinton]

Good idea.

They have more shrinks per square mile than any other Country on the planet.

More per capita of the population, perhaps; not sure about more per square mile, since they have an awful lot of them in US...

Best,

Alistair

[db05]

Good idea.

They have more shrinks per square mile than any other Country on the planet.

Thal

Ahhh... and the possibility of taking lessons from the great pianistimo. I should save up, and get packing.

[thalbergmad]

More per capita of the population, perhaps; not sure about more per square mile, since they have an awful lot of them in US...

Oh really, i was not aware of that.

Thanks so much.

Thal