How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[nataliethepianist]

The world may never know, though it has been stuck in my head for days.

[nataliethepianist]

Hm. I'm thinking 50 logs

[Bob]

A lot?

[lostinidlewonder]

Well a Woodchuck is a singular, so it can only wood chuck once, otherwise it would be called a Woodchucker. We don't call Anteaters, Anteat.

[nataliethepianist]

Insightful

[krystellle]

Well a Woodchuck is a singular, so it can only wood chuck once, otherwise it would be called a Woodchucker. We don't call Anteaters, Anteat.

 I don't understand what you're trying to say here.  Call me dumb.   

[pianowolfi]

That's easy:

He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood, as a woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

But the real question is:
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

[goldentone]

But the real question is:
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

 

[krystellle]

 

[nataliethepianist]

Darn these Chuck Norris jokes! "If he could chuck wood", so could he chuck it at all?

[collectivecolors]

Why, a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a wood duck would duck.

[pianowolfi]

If Chuck Norris signed up to pianostreet...oh well nevermind